January 21st, 2010

Universal Mysteries Solved: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Manbag Contents

Bananas. He uses them to carry bananas.

Finally, we have closure.

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31 Responses to “Universal Mysteries Solved: Cristiano Ronaldo’s Manbag Contents”

  1. aps says:

    I have a feeling for banans now.

  2. lilniko says:

    LOL, what’s that picture in the background?

  3. Lidoli says:

    This is just great Kickette!!!!


    Love you Cris and love your bananas :)

  4. Sana says:

    i wish i could peal that banana for him lol
    I wish to be evrything that is with him.

  5. ^^K^^ says:


  6. merve torres says:

    bananasss ahahahaaa criss :D Awsome !

  7. freddiegirl says:

    Hahahahahahahaha! Bananas in his manbag! Awesome! This just made my day…I can now go to gym happily.. :D

  8. sounderslove says:

    Cristiano, when they demonstrated putting on a condom in sex-ed, they didn’t mean you’re actually supposed to put it on the banana.

  9. Rusty (Mrs Clemens F says:

    The idea of his holding bananas in his manbag is making me giggle.

  10. RONALIZA says:


  11. eatmyboost says:

    Bananas – very good for getting rid of cramp in feet.

  12. rachaelv13 says:

    LOL…. best thing I’ve seen all day

  13. Susana says:

    I'm sure there are a lot of women who would be willing to peel his banana…

  14. sounderslove says:

    Is that a banana in your manbag or….

  15. mila_casillas says:

    Kickette, I love you. Seriously, this made me burst out laughing. I had to share this with the chicas at hala_madrid to follow up on a manbag post I made some time back. I credited you of course. :'D

  16. Susie says:

    This s**t is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

    (Typing that was also bananas…)

  17. michael says:

    lv murse
    gucci erwhere
    those are black diamond studs as well
    his style is absolute shit. he just wears the most expensive shit.

    • Susie says:

      And thats why some of us just love him to bits.

      Clearly, he just doesnt give a **** and wears what ever disaster he likes. lol

      Does he look miserable to you?

      Not to me.

      Id say he looks like he really enjoys his life. :)

  18. This has made my life.

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  21. hushbye says:

    how has kickette not reported about the italian woman who grabbed beck's manly bits? (see dirty tackle) surely she's a hero to all (or at least some) of us

  22. Really? I thought he used his pants for that.

  23. Rosey says:

    :-) :-)

    Oh Ron-Dogg…you make me smile with your manbag and banana :-)

    I still think there is also a gucci belt (for back up), some form of "beer goggles" since he sleeps with tranny-looking-skanks, and Penicillins for use after sleeping with these tranny-looking-skanks… :-)

  24. truly_thata says:

    LOL, He need an extra banana?!

  25. Lolinha says:

    Maybe it's a security banana, for the lost little boy in him.

    He'd be so perfect for me, since I hate putting bananas in my purse. They stank the whole thing up.

    • Rusty (Mrs Clemens F says:

      I just found a banana that I'd left in a backpack pocket about a week ago. Maybe the trashed banana is what possibly smells like death in my kitchen?

  26. The way he's caressing that banana is disturbing.

  27. HiL says:

    LOL awesome!