August 8th, 2011
Universal Mysteries Solved: Leo Messi & Antonella Roccuzzo Are Together Again
Pardon our interruption of your normal Monday morning routines, but we have an urgent update that we couldn’t keep to ourselves: Leo Messi & Antonella Roccuzzo are back together.
Although the relationship status of these two has nagged us for a while, we know what you’re thinking: define ‘together’.
Well, we can’t, but for good reason.
We’re distracted. By both Messi’s creepy over-the-shoulder stare and his Argentinian gal’s curvaceous derrière. For realsies, we’re in DNA disbelief at the size and shape of Antonella’s rump roast on holiday.
While we struggle to scrape our jaws off the ground, we’re declaring this issue ‘case closed’. Furthermore, we’re fighting for our right to believe these two are ‘together’ in the monogamous relationship sense of the word.
Following your own booty shock recovering, Kickettes, will you let us know your emotional state now that these Spanish yacht vacay snaps seemingly prove that Leo & Antonella are exclusive dating again?