January 29th, 2008

Upgrade/Downgrade: Coleen McLoughlin

We’re seriously impressed with Coleen’s McLoughlin’s fashion choices here.  She looks fabu in this well-co-ordinated city chic mix of winter wools, sassy shoes and opague tights. 

Well done Coleen, we upgrade you!

images via Splash news/KEYSTONE press

Alas, if we fast forward just a few hours later…


This was the chosen ensemble for Coleen’s night out at another Spice Girls show in Manchester.  It’s a lavender Bacofoil tube with pockets.  It possibly communicates with interplanetary life forms and definitely with small dogs. It may even be bulletproof and act as a source of solar energy.  Downgrade.

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26 Responses to “Upgrade/Downgrade: Coleen McLoughlin”

  1. Nice dressing!!!

    Hope it will take a new look on fashion world…

  2. RedGirl says:

    OH MY EYES!! MY EYES!! I’M GOING ******* BLIND!!!

    *tries to find her sunglasses and put herself together*

    In the second pic she’s the living proof that money can’t buy style, or sanity, or good sense…

    I wonder how many candy bars she bought so she could make the dress with the wrappings.

  3. Mrs Sami Hyypia xxx says:

    OMG the first outfit i love!!!! The shoes rock i love them any one no where i can get a pair??? Probably a cheaper version if poossible!!!!!!

    Uggh the purple thing though yuck!!! Even with a 10th of her money i looked better at the Spice Girls concert. OMG> YUCK!!!!!

  4. sarabee says:

    No no no! But without her relationship with Wayne do u seriously think that we would know who she is? She earns her own money,true enough,but it is only because of who she is with. She has a publicist to guarantee she gets this work,and more column space than alex, and now i hear that the next pie she is putting her finger in is acting…..oh purlease….. anyway,she has terrible legs for a WAG.

  5. tinkerbell says:

    lol yh mostly (sarabee) wat u said is true no i dont think if she had met wayne she would have been rich and a wag. lol dat did make me laugh she has terrible legs fr a wag with wayne money think she can gt em done lol xx

  6. tinkerbell says:

    she seem such a lovely person a real role model. what makes her lovely and unique is since she been a wag she worked for her money earnt it she could have lived on wayne rooney wages but she didnt. one of the best wags, when reading about coleen she herself honest and loveable. wayne so lucky she a wonderful woman with a great dress sense and unique very hard 2 find her sort now a days. best of luck to them xxx

  7. April says:

    Looks like the 70’s threw up on her.

    And I agree. She definitely looks like a Willy Wonka candy bar.

  8. Sarah x says:

    Lvoe The First Outfit, i Think Coleen Usually Looks Really Good,
    The Second Outfit I Think It Might Be He Disguise, You See She Really Wants To Get On Stage And Sing, So She Thought If She Dressed Like Baby Spice, THey Might Let Her!

  9. Robin says:

    She looks like a purple candy bar. Mmmmm. Candy.

  10. tammyv says:

    Wow.. that is just, wow.  Consistency is the key.. Alex and Elen always looks well, just like one expects Elen and Alex to look, just as Louise Owen and Mrs. Kaka ALWAYS look good.

    Dolly you have to find your own look and go with it.. flipping back and forth between good and bad annoys us

  11. xlxcx says:

    It might just be me, but I don’t think Coleen could dress herself if she fell into the arms of Valentino and he handed her the clothes to wear.

  12. The Fourth Official says:

    How can one person get it so very very right and so very very wrong within the space of a few days?  confused

  13. Sara says:

    The first photo it looks as if she’s wearing my old school uniform..the second pic she looks like a Quality Street wrapper!

    This girl just hasn’t found her natural style yet.

  14. Rusty says:

    She looks well-put together in the first photo.

    She looks like a purple baked potato in the second photo.

    At least she seems to have nice teeth.

  15. Robin says:

    Mrs Xabi – were all of Alex’s outfits available from the Jacqueline Smith Collection at KMart?

  16. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    LOL @ Robin

    One of the pictures even has her at the Liverpool xmas party they had in January stating that they love yes I said love her blue sparkly tights.  I seriously may have to reconsider ever buying this mag again if they support her dress sense. Who in their correct state of mind would ever wanna dress like her???! Madness!

  17. Becca x says:

    Love The First Outfit And As For The Second .. Im Speechless It Makes Me Want To Be Sick <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />
    And What Annoys Me The Most is That Us [Normal People / Peasants / Non-Wags / People Living Off Average Wage] Can Dress Better Then These People. They Are The ones With All The Money And Yet They Wear Things Like This. How Annoying.

  18. HKG says:

    Seriously, for a girl who is considered to be one of the best dressed women in England, she really never seems to do it right. Her outfits are always off, and she never coordinates to her height and body type.  In my opinion she always looks like a fashion disaster.  She shud seriously consider hiring a stylist, it would do her good!

  19. cassie says:

    the first outfit i agree is cute, simple and well put together….the second is quite disturbing and i am hoping she is suffering from buyer’s remorse because anything that horrible should be wiped from the face of the earth….BUT to be fair, i thought that horrible dress with the 80’s face alex wore on her night out with jordan was just as bad.

  20. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Loving the first outfit but jesus she got it wrong wrong wrong in the second.

    And I have to share this truly shocking news with you all, in a mag a picked up today they have a style section called Big Week where they show what a fashion savy celeb has been wearing all week and where you can get it etc etc. 
    Anyways the scary part is that this week they chose Alex-No-Dress-Sense-At-All-Curran-Gerrard!!! Yes they are actually encouraging people to dress like her, oh the horror!!!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/bigsurprise.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="big surprise" style="border:0;" />

  21. Malin says:

    The worst part of this is, I’m starting to think that she actually do have persons who tells her to wear this. Because if she didn’t, I suspect that she would be looking even worse.

  22. Laurie says:

    Even the first outfit, I do not condone. Tights, shoes, v. nice, but of all the winter coat-dress type things in the world, she had to pick that one? Blah!

    As for the second one- oh sweet lord. More warning should be given before the jump. I cannot look at it for more than a few seconds before questioning all that is good and true about humanity.

    One can never be too rough on celebrity fashion. They have the money and stylists, if not always the time, to get FABULOUS in a way no normal people can. If they cannot take advantage of this opportunity, they are unworthy of the title of WAG and must be stripped of it by forceful separation from their Rooneys.  cheese

  23. jax says:

    Maybe we’re being a bit unfair ladies. Maybe she’s just dressing for the occasion. After all Spice Girls concert = tacky, tasteless. No..actually…no excuse at all for that purple sprouting brocolli sheath.

  24. brandy says:

    Uh oh – and it looks like Alex did her make up for her night out….

    I don’t have the strength required to talk about the alien sheath dress. Sorry kids.

  25. c9 says:

    I really love Colleen’s sense of style, especially if it’s turned on as seen in the previous picture.
    But to see her go down in flames later in the night is absolutely horrifying. My dear you have all the money you need to hire someone that will keep you in line when it comes to fashion and yet you don’t utilize your advantage!
    Oh, when will these women ever get it right? oh oh

  26. Blair says:

    Ugh, that purple monstrosity looks like the inside of a moldy lunchbox.