July 8th, 2008

UVA Watch: Fernando Hits “Sunny Beige” Level

Well, he’s getting there.

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Just 24 hours ago, Fernando Torres was sitting comfortably at the mayonnaise legs level of sun exposure while on vacation in Miami with his girlfriend Olalla.  Looks like he’s downgraded his SPF protection and today has moved to a Sunshine Beige level of skin damage. Bravo! 

He is, however, still favouring that bloody headband.  On the pitch, we forgive. By the pool, we cannot accept. 

Still, Mr. Torres is a rather sexy beast, no? The adonis-dip is giving us the flutters.

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65 Responses to “UVA Watch: Fernando Hits “Sunny Beige” Level”

  1. janaina vianna says:

    Sim, que está com a colméia? Err … o que é que no seu bolso? ele está agarrando seu Oh meu Deus ele está agarrando seu yuck pênis que é desagradável! o que diabos está errado com ele? ele está sendo eww desagradável! Isso é muito nojento! ele é um pervertido! que é tão maldito doente

  2. GENESIS says:

    what's with the beehive? what the hell is that? what the hell are you talking about? Well to me her boobs look like if she got them done months before but to me she still looks old and ugly like a witch but i like her tattoo and her piercing

  3. Lucy says:

    Short shorts! :D Kickette – I'm taking that last comment as a hint of what's to come, Finest Five-wise. Frank has got to go

  4. Lucy says:

    Short shorts! :D Kickette – I’m taking that last comment as a hint of what’s to come, Finest Five-wise. Frank has got to go

  5. QB says:

    What happen to him , his body looks average, his head looks like it was Copy and Paste in to that body

  6. lora says:

    Sorry,he looks like a child, and I’m not a pedophile.

  7. burnxthisxcity says:

    Ah well, cant hate her for it. She does look good.

  8. Venice says:

    This is my now desperate appeal for Fernando Torres to sort that hair out. Please Nando do it please, it's hurting my eyes! The hip dips make it only slightly better. I don't mind his pastiness, it's part of his boyish charms. Oh and regardless of how hot they are, I generally find it amusing when men wear their shorts so low – they might as well take them off completely – and in case of Mr Torres, I think he should.

  9. aristeia says:

    Lordie. To each her (or his!) own, but SeƱor Torres is so lovely to look at– I love his little boy face and his freckles. As for Olalla’s, um, tette… I’m going to be positive and say that maybe her bikini is just tied really tight at the neck. It looks like she’s got some spillage underneath. I’d be really bummed if she got a boob job. :(

  10. carly says:

    Please. I'd have more flutters looking at Ken.

  11. Aurynn says:

    OMG. those hip dips are… you can cpr me within a couple of minutes

  12. BarcaGirl says:

    nando’s hot. but the shorts are just SO gay.

  13. TammyV says:

    Nando looks likes a 12 year old boy… I can't find that sexy.

  14. LUSTfixation8 says:

    Eh, Olalla sure has the WAG exterior now, lol…hope she doesn't change anymore. She'll really live up to looking different in every pic. She looks like a typical Miami girl beaing here… Nando: Those low cut shorts, hello!

  15. carly says:

    Please. I’d have more flutters looking at Ken.

  16. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I'm really suprised she's had a boob job, I wouldn't have expected it. He sure is whiter than white, come on Nando you're Spanish for gods sake, you should be the tanned!!

  17. TammyV says:

    Nando looks likes a 12 year old boy… I can’t find that sexy.

  18. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I’m really suprised she’s had a boob job, I wouldn’t have expected it. He sure is whiter than white, come on Nando you’re Spanish for gods sake, you should be the tanned!!

  19. Olya says:

    Why r his nipples so dark?

  20. Erin says:

    He can wear a goofy headband, he can be pasty white, he can wear silly little shorts, he can colour his hair orange….I don't care. The man can do no wrong in my eyes. Love him. *sigh* In other news…are those breast implants on Olalla? Sure look like it to me. And here I thought she wasn't really a WAG…hm.

  21. Erin says:

    Nope, no hating. Just surprised.

  22. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    I honestly don’t blame him for the headband by the pool – hair like his is God awful terrible to be in a pool with. I have a friend who had his styled exactly like his and he seriously can’t even glance at a pool without it getting on his nerves. Actually, my hair is cut like VBecks, and its probably worse – even with a headband. So, I have no biff with this image at all.

  23. Erin says:

    They can do them virtually scar-free now, burnthiscity. Through the nipple or armpit or belly button. And yes, sarabee, when a string bikini appears to be offering the support of an industrial strength push up bra, I get a tad suspicious. ;)

  24. Lidya says:

    OMG he is so sexy !!!!!!!!!

  25. isabella torres says:

    shit, i’m prettier than her i have more boobs than her and i have big legs and a big butt and i’m hotter than that little bitch she ain’t gonna have him well see when he comes to me and i’m nicewr and passionate and i even have a more curved body stupid bitch i hate her and i will do something to separate him cabrona pinche perra!!!

  26. Kristina says:

    !!!!!!!!!Fernando, I really love you!!! You – the best!!!!!!!!!

  27. Justine says:

    I love you Fernando!You’re hotter than Miami =) Viva Espana!

  28. Rhoan says:

    Jesus does ne 1 else think dat olalla has had a boob job,,Cse dey dnt look natural
    as 4 torres,Wat can u say but”“OH SO NATURAL”

    YUMMMMMMMM <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

  29. ira9torres says:

    OMG!!!!!!!!
    He is soooo white! I’m as white as he is! hahaha XD
    They are so cute together….but it makes me jealous…
    God, how I wish I could only TAKE ONE PHOTO with him! smile

  30. dd says:

    Torres absolutely looks like a beautiful girl… Nice!

  31. ira9torres says:

    ira9torres.blog.hr
    NOW it’s finally good. haha, SORRY :/

  32. ira9torres says:

    i’m wrong! that was my OLD address XD
    my address now is http://iratorres.blog.hr

  33. ira9torres says:

    he’s just PERFECT! i don’t care whether he has a headband, whether he has that hairstyle…
    i love him and adore him for what i’ve become because of him…awwh, i can’t describe what do i feel about him!

    p.s. my blog is: http://ajra.blog.hr

  34. Cherry says:

    Torres is pure perfection. Don’t mind the hairband at all. I’m hoping for some chlorine/sun combination to fix that orange hair though. Those little shorts are killing me. Complete lush hotness.

  35. mila says:

    olalla had a boob job? i neva wulda thort anyhoo glad to see torres relaxin my god i wish he’d sort his hair out!!!
    does anyone else think olalla’s tat looks like a BBQ stand or soemthing lol

  36. Crazylittlemadam says:

    I usually find him absolutely gorgeous but this pic isn't doing it. Don't know if I'm more disappointed in that or myself, hehe!

  37. Becca says:

    Does it for me. How can he not?! Get rid of the headband though Mr Torres. does nothing for you!! :P

  38. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    omg, the hip dips are all i see in htat pic. i can't take my eyes off of them.

  39. Paris says:

    He definatley is a sexy beast, I agree with Erin he can wear anything he looks perfect no matter whaat!! What's this I hear Olalla and implants I can't believe maybe it's just the pic, I really like her tattoo!!

  40. Moongirl says:

    Im sorry but I find the beach umbrella in the background more attractive than Torres – similar colour as well!!

  41. Dani,,PLQ,,MrsNiko&& says:

    he is hot im getting the flutters lol

  42. sarabee says:

    And those certainly look like recently done implants, that string bikini top sort of gives it away.

  43. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    please tell me that the one behind him is not Olalla.. please tell me that the one behind him is not Olalla.. *scrolls down to see other comments* IS Olalla?? she looks so old! OmG!!… envy feelings go away!!!… Mr Torres.. Nando.. you know I love you but I hope your abs are back by the begining of the season.. I think everyone here has seen his freckles and wrinkles in his face, I think that the topic of his skin being incredible delicate is done…

  44. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    I must admit the first thing I noticed when I saw the picture was his hip dips. I was also wondering if Olalla had gotten implants. If they are she would definitely go down a few spots on my fave WAG list.

  45. xgravity23 says:

    I just found my favorite soccer site ever. My husband is a huge Liverpool fan and I like soccer… but I’m totally crushing on Torres. Damn. So I wanted to say thank you for having this site. And this picture. He’s so yummy, headband or not.

  46. burnxthisxcity says:

    They do look like implants but Im perturbed by the lack of scars, as they must have been done recently. Quite a mystery.

    Nando is sheer perfection.

  47. Motsdesoie says:

    Does nothing for me to be honest.

  48. xxliverpoolhunnixx says:

    OMG Does ne1 ekse think dat olalla has had aboob job cse dare so fake lik!!!Def not naturaL!! As 4 torres oh so natural!!!!

  49. dos santos girl says:

    yeesh. what’s with the headband? GAAAWWWHHH. Reading the recent posts on kickette makes me think that i should have scheduled my vacation time like NOW instead of later since all the players seems to love the states. Damn, and I was thinking about going to Miami too!

  50. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    God how low do you want the shorts..how bout a bit lower? God thats a god damn it sexy body Mr Torres x

  51. Brandy says:

    Sorry, I still don’t see the hot. Not even after his cute words of love for Olala, or after the championship final goal. Is he ever going to develop any kind of muscle tone? How is he a top level athlete without any pecs or abs? His legs look way too smoothe to be a man’s, and the head band… I can’t even comment on that.

  52. lose that girl says:

    The boy has GOT to sort out that hair.

    lose that girl blog

  53. sarabee says:

    And those certainly look like recently done implants, that string bikini top sort of gives it away.

  54. sarabee says:

    Err…whats that in his pocket?

  55. sarabee says:

    Yeah, whats with the beehive?

  56. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    please tell me that the one behind him is not Olalla.. please tell me that the one behind him is not Olalla.. *scrolls down to see other comments* IS Olalla?? she looks so old! OmG!!… envy feelings go away!!!… Mr Torres.. Nando.. you know I love you but I hope your abs are back by the begining of the season.. I think everyone here has seen his freckles and wrinkles in his face, I think that the topic of his skin being incredible delicate is done…

  57. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    That surely is a newly enhanced cleavage. My GOD I hope that doesn’t turn him on, that would totally break my heart…

  58. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    I must admit the first thing I noticed when I saw the picture was his hip dips. I was also wondering if Olalla had gotten implants. If they are she would definitely go down a few spots on my fave WAG list.

  59. lose that girl says:

    The boy has GOT to sort out that hair.

    lose that girl blog

  60. sarabee says:

    Err…whats that in his pocket?

  61. sarabee says:

    Yeah, whats with the beehive?

  62. Dani,,PLQ,,MrsNiko&&MrsSergio x says:

    he is hot im getting the flutters lol

  63. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    That surely is a newly enhanced cleavage. My GOD I hope that doesn’t turn him on, that would totally break my heart…

  64. Avenath says:

    Oh.My.God!…i don’t care about his hair…all i see is that adonis-hip-dip…LOVE-LY!…i think if i was that woman in the pool, i would have swam over and locked myself around his legs…loving the tattoo and belly-button ring on Olalla…am not sure about the boobs though…strength training can help in that area…but is she the type?…i’d like to think so…

  65. Aoife says:

    I am dead. For serious. The hip dips, THE ARMS!!… There’s other people in that photo? I really do love that man.