July 8th, 2008
UVA Watch: Fernando Hits “Sunny Beige” Level
Well, he’s getting there.
Just 24 hours ago, Fernando Torres was sitting comfortably at the mayonnaise legs level of sun exposure while on vacation in Miami with his girlfriend Olalla. Looks like he’s downgraded his SPF protection and today has moved to a Sunshine Beige level of skin damage. Bravo!
He is, however, still favouring that bloody headband. On the pitch, we forgive. By the pool, we cannot accept.
Still, Mr. Torres is a rather sexy beast, no? The adonis-dip is giving us the flutters.
Sim, que está com a colméia? Err … o que é que no seu bolso? ele está agarrando seu Oh meu Deus ele está agarrando seu yuck pênis que é desagradável! o que diabos está errado com ele? ele está sendo eww desagradável! Isso é muito nojento! ele é um pervertido! que é tão maldito doente
what's with the beehive? what the hell is that? what the hell are you talking about? Well to me her boobs look like if she got them done months before but to me she still looks old and ugly like a witch but i like her tattoo and her piercing
Short shorts!
Kickette – I'm taking that last comment as a hint of what's to come, Finest Five-wise. Frank has got to go
Short shorts!
Kickette – I’m taking that last comment as a hint of what’s to come, Finest Five-wise. Frank has got to go
What happen to him , his body looks average, his head looks like it was Copy and Paste in to that body
Sorry,he looks like a child, and I’m not a pedophile.
Ah well, cant hate her for it. She does look good.
This is my now desperate appeal for Fernando Torres to sort that hair out. Please Nando do it please, it's hurting my eyes! The hip dips make it only slightly better. I don't mind his pastiness, it's part of his boyish charms. Oh and regardless of how hot they are, I generally find it amusing when men wear their shorts so low – they might as well take them off completely – and in case of Mr Torres, I think he should.
Lordie. To each her (or his!) own, but Señor Torres is so lovely to look at– I love his little boy face and his freckles. As for Olalla’s, um, tette… I’m going to be positive and say that maybe her bikini is just tied really tight at the neck. It looks like she’s got some spillage underneath. I’d be really bummed if she got a boob job.
Please. I'd have more flutters looking at Ken.
OMG. those hip dips are… you can cpr me within a couple of minutes
nando’s hot. but the shorts are just SO gay.
Nando looks likes a 12 year old boy… I can't find that sexy.
Eh, Olalla sure has the WAG exterior now, lol…hope she doesn't change anymore. She'll really live up to looking different in every pic. She looks like a typical Miami girl beaing here… Nando: Those low cut shorts, hello!
Please. I’d have more flutters looking at Ken.
I'm really suprised she's had a boob job, I wouldn't have expected it. He sure is whiter than white, come on Nando you're Spanish for gods sake, you should be the tanned!!
Nando looks likes a 12 year old boy… I can’t find that sexy.
I’m really suprised she’s had a boob job, I wouldn’t have expected it. He sure is whiter than white, come on Nando you’re Spanish for gods sake, you should be the tanned!!
Why r his nipples so dark?
He can wear a goofy headband, he can be pasty white, he can wear silly little shorts, he can colour his hair orange….I don't care. The man can do no wrong in my eyes. Love him. *sigh* In other news…are those breast implants on Olalla? Sure look like it to me. And here I thought she wasn't really a WAG…hm.
Nope, no hating. Just surprised.
I honestly don’t blame him for the headband by the pool – hair like his is God awful terrible to be in a pool with. I have a friend who had his styled exactly like his and he seriously can’t even glance at a pool without it getting on his nerves. Actually, my hair is cut like VBecks, and its probably worse – even with a headband. So, I have no biff with this image at all.
They can do them virtually scar-free now, burnthiscity. Through the nipple or armpit or belly button. And yes, sarabee, when a string bikini appears to be offering the support of an industrial strength push up bra, I get a tad suspicious.
OMG he is so sexy !!!!!!!!!
shit, i’m prettier than her i have more boobs than her and i have big legs and a big butt and i’m hotter than that little bitch she ain’t gonna have him well see when he comes to me and i’m nicewr and passionate and i even have a more curved body stupid bitch i hate her and i will do something to separate him cabrona pinche perra!!!
!!!!!!!!!Fernando, I really love you!!! You – the best!!!!!!!!!
I love you Fernando!You’re hotter than Miami =) Viva Espana!
Jesus does ne 1 else think dat olalla has had a boob job,,Cse dey dnt look natural
as 4 torres,Wat can u say but”“OH SO NATURAL”
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OMG!!!!!!!!
He is soooo white! I’m as white as he is! hahaha XD
They are so cute together….but it makes me jealous…
God, how I wish I could only TAKE ONE PHOTO with him!
Torres absolutely looks like a beautiful girl… Nice!
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he’s just PERFECT! i don’t care whether he has a headband, whether he has that hairstyle…
i love him and adore him for what i’ve become because of him…awwh, i can’t describe what do i feel about him!
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Torres is pure perfection. Don’t mind the hairband at all. I’m hoping for some chlorine/sun combination to fix that orange hair though. Those little shorts are killing me. Complete lush hotness.
olalla had a boob job? i neva wulda thort anyhoo glad to see torres relaxin my god i wish he’d sort his hair out!!!
does anyone else think olalla’s tat looks like a BBQ stand or soemthing lol
I usually find him absolutely gorgeous but this pic isn't doing it. Don't know if I'm more disappointed in that or myself, hehe!
Does it for me. How can he not?! Get rid of the headband though Mr Torres. does nothing for you!!
omg, the hip dips are all i see in htat pic. i can't take my eyes off of them.
He definatley is a sexy beast, I agree with Erin he can wear anything he looks perfect no matter whaat!! What's this I hear Olalla and implants I can't believe maybe it's just the pic, I really like her tattoo!!
Im sorry but I find the beach umbrella in the background more attractive than Torres – similar colour as well!!
he is hot im getting the flutters lol
And those certainly look like recently done implants, that string bikini top sort of gives it away.
please tell me that the one behind him is not Olalla.. please tell me that the one behind him is not Olalla.. *scrolls down to see other comments* IS Olalla?? she looks so old! OmG!!… envy feelings go away!!!… Mr Torres.. Nando.. you know I love you but I hope your abs are back by the begining of the season.. I think everyone here has seen his freckles and wrinkles in his face, I think that the topic of his skin being incredible delicate is done…
I must admit the first thing I noticed when I saw the picture was his hip dips. I was also wondering if Olalla had gotten implants. If they are she would definitely go down a few spots on my fave WAG list.
I just found my favorite soccer site ever. My husband is a huge Liverpool fan and I like soccer… but I’m totally crushing on Torres. Damn. So I wanted to say thank you for having this site. And this picture. He’s so yummy, headband or not.
They do look like implants but Im perturbed by the lack of scars, as they must have been done recently. Quite a mystery.
Nando is sheer perfection.
Does nothing for me to be honest.
OMG Does ne1 ekse think dat olalla has had aboob job cse dare so fake lik!!!Def not naturaL!! As 4 torres oh so natural!!!!
yeesh. what’s with the headband? GAAAWWWHHH. Reading the recent posts on kickette makes me think that i should have scheduled my vacation time like NOW instead of later since all the players seems to love the states. Damn, and I was thinking about going to Miami too!
God how low do you want the shorts..how bout a bit lower? God thats a god damn it sexy body Mr Torres x
Sorry, I still don’t see the hot. Not even after his cute words of love for Olala, or after the championship final goal. Is he ever going to develop any kind of muscle tone? How is he a top level athlete without any pecs or abs? His legs look way too smoothe to be a man’s, and the head band… I can’t even comment on that.
The boy has GOT to sort out that hair.
lose that girl blog
And those certainly look like recently done implants, that string bikini top sort of gives it away.
Err…whats that in his pocket?
Yeah, whats with the beehive?
please tell me that the one behind him is not Olalla.. please tell me that the one behind him is not Olalla.. *scrolls down to see other comments* IS Olalla?? she looks so old! OmG!!… envy feelings go away!!!… Mr Torres.. Nando.. you know I love you but I hope your abs are back by the begining of the season.. I think everyone here has seen his freckles and wrinkles in his face, I think that the topic of his skin being incredible delicate is done…
That surely is a newly enhanced cleavage. My GOD I hope that doesn’t turn him on, that would totally break my heart…
I must admit the first thing I noticed when I saw the picture was his hip dips. I was also wondering if Olalla had gotten implants. If they are she would definitely go down a few spots on my fave WAG list.
The boy has GOT to sort out that hair.
lose that girl blog
Err…whats that in his pocket?
Yeah, whats with the beehive?
he is hot im getting the flutters lol
That surely is a newly enhanced cleavage. My GOD I hope that doesn’t turn him on, that would totally break my heart…
Oh.My.God!…i don’t care about his hair…all i see is that adonis-hip-dip…LOVE-LY!…i think if i was that woman in the pool, i would have swam over and locked myself around his legs…loving the tattoo and belly-button ring on Olalla…am not sure about the boobs though…strength training can help in that area…but is she the type?…i’d like to think so…
I am dead. For serious. The hip dips, THE ARMS!!… There’s other people in that photo? I really do love that man.