July 14th, 2008
UVA Watch: Nando Hits Back-Slap Pink
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Well Kickettes, he took it as far as he could.
After holidaying in Miami, Fernando Torres was able to move his skin tone from Mayonnaise to Sunny Beige. It would appear he has topped out at Back-Slap Pink and it seems unlikely he will go any further.
Nando and Olalla are now doing the vacay thing over in the Bahamas. Wag-abees, take notice of the way Olalla is attending to her man’s needs and spraying him down whilst he lifts his shorts accordingly.
Have to say, the combination of his freckles, excellent height to body parts-proportion, and standout thighs of glory certainly have turned our heads. We are beginning to appreciate the buff but non-ripped look of his muscle to fat ratio. Nando-nay-sayers we are aware of your concerns: the lack of body hair, his choice of barnet, his youth, etc. Yet, we are intrigued.
A few of our Finest 5 list ballers should be feeling nervous; we feel a few changes are imminent.