July 14th, 2008

UVA Watch: Nando Hits Back-Slap Pink

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Well Kickettes, he took it as far as he could. 

After holidaying in Miami, Fernando Torres was able to move his skin tone from Mayonnaise to Sunny Beige. It would appear he has topped out at Back-Slap Pink and it seems unlikely he will go any further.

Nando and Olalla are now doing the vacay thing over in the Bahamas.  Wag-abees, take notice of the way Olalla is attending to her man’s needs and spraying him down whilst he lifts his shorts accordingly. 

Have to say, the combination of his freckles, excellent height to body parts-proportion, and standout thighs of glory certainly have turned our heads. We are beginning to appreciate the buff but non-ripped look of his muscle to fat ratio.  Nando-nay-sayers we are aware of your concerns: the lack of body hair, his choice of barnet, his youth, etc. Yet, we are intrigued. 

A few of our Finest 5 list ballers should be feeling nervous; we feel a few changes are imminent.

Cheers M!

 

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47 Responses to “UVA Watch: Nando Hits Back-Slap Pink”

  1. ArsenalFan says:

    he has skin like mine:pale and freckly and impossible to tan (unless ya fake it!)

  2. Venice says:

    I think Kickette should send an official note to Torres that when – and only when- he finally gets a proper haircut in a normal colour he'll be granted a spot in the Finest Five immediately. I'll be happy with that. I just want to see him with normal hair, this is really starting to hurt, beside I think his hotness would instantly multiply like sevenfold. That said, as long as Iker and Xabi with his perfect hair remain on the list, I'm alright with any changes you make.

  3. cristina_juve says:

    maybe the red will slowly turn into a tan?

  4. Nelly says:

    Okay, you would think that a footballer such as himself would actually think to put on some SPF before spending the day poolside. Come on Nando! I feel for the guy though–from the picture, it looks that he got sunburned where the sun is not supposed to shine. I guess it does shine there afterall. Emily, I'm sure Olalla won't have a problem with the aloe vera. From the looks of the pics…it seems that she actually had enough sense to put some suncreen on.

  5. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    Hmmm i agree MXA Xabi should be higher than Cesc!!! Nando needs to be on there too. x

  6. Moongirl says:

    Ouch! he has my total sympathy with the pinkness – keep slapping on the sun cream Olalla!!!

  7. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I briefly saw the Nando love during the Euro's, but all these holiday shots are killing it for me very quickly. But as Venice said as long as Iker and Xabi remain I don't care about the rest. I do think Xabi and his amazingly cute knees should be higher than bloody Cesc!!

  8. Lucy says:

    I can't pretend to like the holiday pics because I don't… but I do love Fernando and he should definitely be in the FF, Kickette! Why has it taken you so long?! And Steph is right, Raul should be in the HOF!

  9. minsan says:

    Oh, come on, if you find him attractive from start, you find him attractive even when he’s not posing and not smiling up to a camera. I think the picture is sweet just because it shows the real nando, not tryin just being who he is. You can’t look perfekt 24/7 even if you’re Fernando Torres. This pictures shows a “random” guy at a vacation with his gf, it’s brilliant. Cool you kickettes posted my gossip, also. :)

  10. Lucy says:

    I can’t pretend to like the holiday pics because I don’t… but I do love Fernando and he should definitely be in the FF, Kickette! Why has it taken you so long?! And Steph is right, Raul should be in the HOF!

  11. Crazylittlemadam says:

    I agree with bits from both of those comments but I just have to say I do now love those hip dips!

  12. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    kickette, an entire thread was started for you to put Nando in your FF and all it took we're some rather off swimwear shots of him and Olalla, you are a curious one. Now how do we SBAers get you to put Raul into the Hall Of Fame?

  13. RedGirl (Mrs. Casill says:

    Are you sure he's really pulling up his shorts and not doing anything else? =P Love the glasses!! And Nando of course!!

  14. TammyV says:

    the hip dip is damn near perfect but the rest of it, meh…he looks like and has the body of a 12 year old

  15. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I briefly saw the Nando love during the Euro’s, but all these holiday shots are killing it for me very quickly. But as Venice said as long as Iker and Xabi remain I don’t care about the rest. I do think Xabi and his amazingly cute knees should be higher than bloody Cesc!!

  16. TammyV says:

    the hip dip is damn near perfect but the rest of it, meh…he looks like and has the body of a 12 year old

  17. Avenath says:

    I don't care what he's doing, i don't care if he's wearing fugly shorts, i don't care if he's pink – i still want him!!!!…i am, however, appreciating the shortness of the shorts…

  18. Rusty, aka Frau Clemens Fritz says:

    looking at him in his bathing suit is sending me rushing for my sunblock – I have as many moles as he does but not nearly as many freckles, and am already about 30 shades darker than he is without burning – and is reminding me that if I want to go to the beach, I have to go wax things. Yuck. Edited to get rid of TMI.

  19. Erin says:

    He is without question deserving of the Finest Five. He can rock all the “don’ts” that he is sporting in this pic and still look delicious enough to eat!

  20. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    I like his glasses. But the shorts are killing my right now, seriously. In my opinion, he might as well go without them. Which I honestly wouldn’t mind at all.

  21. Sarah says:

    Ouch, I feel his pain. Sunburn is possibly the worst thing in the world.

  22. lindsaytorres says:

    ahhaaa…mkes me love him even more..so hot with messed hair and im liking the shorts (showin off the thighs)… *woah wats oalla lookin at..watever it is im jealous

  23. ibra honey says:

    why is he grabbing himself there? and is it just me or is he starting to look just a bit pot bellied?
    but he’s still so hot!

  24. Jade says:

    Ha Ha all footballers do this. They all get burnt so then it turns into a tan because they don’t go away that much that they want to make it last! I’m not sure what his girlfriend is trying to do though! Also I think he’s got an itch!

  25. minsan says:

    Nando has very pale skin and reddish hair, as do I, so it's reaaly really easy to get sunburned even if you have high spf on and is careful out in the sun. And it doesn't really matter, because the sun in Miami and Bahamas is so very strong, and that makes the skin ever more sensitive if you allready have sensitive skin. Olalla is darker than Torres and has another skin tone, which means her skin doesn't as easily get burned.

  26. burnxthisxcity says:

    the shorts offend me but I still would, without a doubt

  27. Becca says:

    How can you not like him? Is that a kids sun tan lotion? lol and i prefer a man without chest hair ;) lol

  28. Aurynn says:

    The hip dip… mmmm A haircut is needed though…

  29. parallelkites says:

    oh lord, fernando. have you not seen wayne rooney on his escapades around the world? surely you have learned about the joys of spf 80!

  30. Paris says:

    OMG Kickette you have seen the light Nando's rightful place is in the Finest 5 it is meant to be. Those hip dips are killing me!!

  31. Venice says:

    Cristina, unfortunately it doesn't work that way. I have the same issue as Nando. The back slap pink turns into sunny beige and then back into pasty white, that's about as good as it gets.

  32. lose that girl says:

    Nando is also doing his own Michael Jackson imitation with that crotch grab. Ew…sunburn is *never* sexy. lose that girl blog

  33. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    ah poor, poor Nando! he has delicate skin, and sunburns really suck! *pets him*, again everytime I see Olalla she looks diferent to me!

  34. minsan says:

    FLORE: In some ways I agree, it’s kind of sad they don’t get any privacy. On the other hand publicity, curiosity and paparazzi pictures comes with the celibrity automatic. There is far to many fans who is intrested in their lifes and so much money involved that’s it unstoppable. I just hope it doesn’t harm him and that’s he’s so used to it he doesn’t care about it. Hard to know… Personally I’m get more annoyed over the stupid comments about him and his life.

  35. Mrs Roy Keane says:

    Why are men allowed to scratch their nuts in public whereas women can’t even discreetly adjust their bikini bottoms without looking vulgar?

  36. Ella says:

    He stole Frankies shorts.Well the length (or lack thereof). Not complaining about his body, but his hair needs attending. I suggest blonde highlights and a cut.

  37. FLORE says:

    Love Fernando, love to see pictures of him but these holday pics are beginning to annoy me. Think he should be left alone whilst resting. Does anyone else agree with me on this?

  38. aristeia says:

    This could possibly be one of the most enjoyable pictures I’ve ever seen of Nando. It just makes me love him even more. The grumpy look on his face just slays me. *le sigh*

  39. Brandy says:

    Still think he looks like a flacid 12 yr old who just had his first growth spurt and has yet to discover the torso/arms section at the gym. Ick.

  40. Emily (Giggsy's Gal) says:

    I find this photo to be extremely unflattering. I’m sorry, ladies who love him, but I had to say it. I find him attractive normally, but this hair, the bad posture (yeah, the cuts are nice, but he needs to suck in his tummy, tuck under his bum and stand up straight ’cause he’s making himself look like he has a paunch, which he doesn’t actually have!), the ill-fitting shorts and now the sunburn are making me question my previous opinion of him. He’s not looking his best, girls. When I first saw this photo, I did the whole breathing-in-through-clenched-teeth while grimacing at my computer screen, shaking my head and murmering, “Ohhhh, HON-eeeeyyyy….”. Poor guy is fried like bacon. I’ve been there more times than is healthy, so I can sympathise. The worst is getting into bed at night, and then having your first shower the next morning. It’s excruciating. And I have a feeling that he’s got a similar complexion to me. There’s no tanning in the process: just burn to a lobsteresque shade of red, peel like mad, and then back to white. No burn turning into a tan. It sucks. My heart goes out to him. I hope Olalla is good at gently rubbing in aloe vera ’cause that’s the only thing that will temporarily soothe his poor burn. :(

  41. louisquatorze says:

    I’m not a big fan of his, but having been that color often in the past, I certainly feel for him. Ouch.

  42. sarabee says:

    His head looks so small on his body. That is all.

  43. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    ah poor, poor Nando! he has delicate skin, and sunburns really suck! *pets him*, again everytime I see Olalla she looks diferent to me!

  44. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    I think he definitely deserves a spot on the Finest Five no matter what color his skin is. I do agree that he needs to get a haircut soon but he’s still too hot to not be on the list.

  45. lose that girl says:

    Nando is also doing his own Michael Jackson imitation with that crotch grab. Ew…sunburn is *never* sexy.

    lose that girl blog

  46. sarabee says:

    His head looks so small on his body. That is all.

  47. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    I think he definitely deserves a spot on the Finest Five no matter what color his skin is. I do agree that he needs to get a haircut soon but he’s still too hot to not be on the list.