July 29th, 2010

Vacay: Francesco Totti In Sabaudia, Italy

No, no. It only looks like he’s wearing underpants.

In Francesco Totti’s (wonderful) world, those tight, bulge-cupping to the point of obscene pristine white bathers of beauty are called appropriate swimwear for public use.

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25 Responses to “Vacay: Francesco Totti In Sabaudia, Italy”

  1. Rachael says:

    He's gorgeous but I just can't stop laughing thanks Kickette

  2. Karin C. says:

    he’s a whole lot of a men, and I like it :) ))

  3. Zhenya says:

    Um, wow, those look huge, is it because they’re white? Poor Totti, he’s still a hottie, though! Hate laughing at his expense. :(
    He reminds me of Gerard Butler in that first pic!

  4. GraceGibson says:

    What I do noz understand these days… do footballers lose all sense in beach wear? I mean, Sergios golden shorts, Ronaldos bad bad red speedos, Figos tight tiny swimmer *here I do not complain much, if I might add* and now Totti in a massive diaper?

    I get it that the way the dresing scene changes these days you need to really be on track to know what is "in" or what is not. But is it really THAT hard to pick some good swimming shorts?

    T request a special Kickette team to actually help those men to find good beach wear. Please?

    • gin_in_teacups says:

      I would volunteer for that team. I would be willing to devote hour upon hour of my time going to stores with these gentlemen, and watching them try on swimming trunk after swimming trunk until we found decent looking ones.

      Why yes, I AM a selfless and giving person :-)

  5. Jackie says:

    OH look he’s one of the kids. aha other than that interesting choice of swimwear I sure do approve of hard rock abs :)

  6. Mrs Puoyl says:

    Nope, i really didnĀ“t like those pictures. The kids are cute though, but the speedos…

  7. Zinny says:

    Ayyy I think this man is gorgeous but he looks like he stole my grandma’s panties. Terrible bathing suit.

  8. Jen X says:

    Great body obviously but I think it would be better served with swim trunks. A white speedo just isn’t right or sexy to me.

  9. Tina says:

    Very nice. I would love this eyeful to pass by me on my beach!

  10. Lisa says:

    he isn't as toned as he used to be. But good lord.

    • Zhenya says:

      He recently commented that he was a bit under his normal competitive weight, so maybe he has lost some muscletone/mass.

  11. missbubbles says:

    damn….im in love in this man….all over again….

  12. Moomin says:

    My eyes are watering.. Totti is a gift that keeps on giving!

  13. Irene says:

    OMG! It looks like a big diaper :no: Could some designer please send Francesco nice(r) swimwear?

    • snowy says:

      Hysterical – I was struggling for the right description but a giant diaper IS exactly what it looks like. Godawful.

  14. JulieFromParis says:

    What's that??

    I only hope that it doesn't get transparent like some white clothes do when wet, because THAT would be obscene!!

  15. RedAne says:

    Mmmmmmmmmm… Dio santo!

  16. jackie says:

    i guess i'll be the only one thats totally not into the speedo look. atleast its extremely rare to be like 'ummmmm he looks good in that male panty' but thats just me. but i do love to see them having fun with the kids

    • Dee says:

      I'm not totally either. It just depends on who is wearing the suit.

    • Susie says:

      Im not into them either but I think that may be a cultural thing. Its rare to see anyone in North America wear speedos.

    • moja31 says:

      nope it's not just you. the speedo look is just not something i can get behind, at least not on anyone other than a competitive swimmer.

  17. Dee says:

    Wearing a white suit like that takes real courage. But he always pulls it off. Um…the courage, not the suit…

  18. Kickette, I'm SO disappointed you didn't spring for the HQ 3000px versions of these pictures. :( *pouts*