June 30th, 2009

Vacay: Frank Lampard in Vegas

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Frank Lampard is still on holiday in Las Vegas.

It’s been longer than 48 hours. In fact, it’s been a week.

We didn’t think it was possible to “do” Vegas for that long without dying of alcohol poisoning or catching something that requires a prescription. But it would seem Lampsy is in his element: sun, poolside drinks and skanky chicas as far as the eye can see.

Hardly surprising that the tabloids are full of photos of him oogling women in bikinis like it’s a major news break.  But, to that we say, big deal. He’s a baller. He’s single. He’s on holiday. Let him look. (Although in one particular case, even we had to say, Hold Up. Is this bitch naked?)

What’s newsworthy in this story? Well, Frankie is flying the flag high for Brits on vacation by baking his skin into a healthy shade of red only seen in lipstick tubes. And he’s not been arrested. We say, success!

Now come home Frank. Please.

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28 Responses to “Vacay: Frank Lampard in Vegas”

  1. Tres Bien says:

    I’ve parked myself in Vegas for 2 weeks… and it got old. Fast. Luckily, I didn’t have to pay for anything :)

  2. The Fourth Official says:

    Surely the young lady has a thong on? *hopeful*

  3. Fer_Lahm says:

    Idk, the girl from the first link.. EW!, and the girl isnt naked, she's topless, FRANKIE comeback!

  4. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Ick. Topless, but she's definitely not fully naked… trying hard, yes, but there's an itty bitty thong there. Good Lord. Vegas.

  5. BarcaGirl says:

    make sure somebody quarantines lampsy when he gets back. he may have acquired enough std's to out-std paris hilton. lol.

  6. aristeia says:

    That's a thong… and nothing else on that tart. And Frank's getting an eyeful. O_o

  7. Lolinha says:

    He needs to haul his lobster red ass back to the UK and leave the hoochie bagging to the pros (Cris and his slimy sidekicks). Seriously, Frankie doesn’t even seem to be getting laid, he’s just parked in that overcrowded & dirty pool. This is not how you do Vegas, not at all…

  8. LoveLamps says:

    Oh Frank. Have your fun and be done.

  9. Christina V says:

    Nice one dp!
    But let

  10. dp says:

    I think you’d be served well by checking out the epic bitchface by Torres that the Guardian serves up; he looks a cross between an infuriated Mafia don chastising his capo and a salon customer furious with what’s happened to his hair: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/jun/30/li…

  11. mmla says:

    he took a break to come to LA on sat night…nice guy too

  12. Becca says:

    Yea, Please Come Home Frank?

  13. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    yeah she is wearing and invisible thong…. yep there it is…. but I have to say that the girls in the pics are not hot…. :(

  14. carly says:

    Yuck Frank. You're really losing points in my book. Get the hell out of there.

  15. TammyV says:

    She has on a strong thong bottom, *rolls eyes* Frankie, seriously, we are all over your mid-life crisis

  16. TammyV says:

    I am going to defend girls who go topless… I do it on South Beach when I am there. I don't really see anything wrong with it, especially because I LOATH tan lines viable with cute tops/dresses

  17. TammyV says:

    Erin, it looks like they are at one of the adult pools where topless is optional. He is at the Wynn which has a pool that is called the "European Topless Pool" for those 21 and over. They don't allow it at the all age pools but adults in an solely adult pool, I have no problem with that.

  18. Erin says:

    There are places that are acceptable and appropriate for topless sunbathing. And…in my opinion…a pool in Vegas ain't one of 'em.

  19. Erin says:

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  20. izzy says:

    I was just there for 4 days and I thought I lost all sense of reality and time. Couldn’t imagine being there for a week. Didn’t bump into Frankie though…

  21. FirstTeamCoach says:

    She is wearing the tiniest and thinest of thongs, just. Topless though!

  22. HoneyBee says:

    Needs to get out of sun.And that women needs to put some clothes on.

  23. Yasichelsea says:

    He is Just HOTTTTTT! He is just seducing me with his tanned hot body…

  24. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    yeah she is wearing and invisible thong…. yep there it is…. but I have to say that the girls in the pics are not hot…. :(

  25. carly says:

    Yuck Frank. You’re really losing points in my book. Get the hell out of there.

  26. TammyV says:

    She has on a strong thong bottom, *rolls eyes*

    Frankie, seriously, we are all over your mid-life crisis

  27. TammyV says:

    I am going to defend girls who go topless… I do it on South Beach when I am there. I don’t really see anything wrong with it, especially because I LOATH tan lines viable with cute tops/dresses

  28. TammyV says:

    Erin, it looks like they are at one of the adult pools where topless is optional.

    He is at the Wynn which has a pool that is called the "European Topless Pool" for those 21 and over. They don’t allow it at the all age pools but adults in an solely adult pool, I have no problem with that.