June 30th, 2009
Vacay: Frank Lampard in Vegas
Frank Lampard is still on holiday in Las Vegas.
It’s been longer than 48 hours. In fact, it’s been a week.
We didn’t think it was possible to “do” Vegas for that long without dying of alcohol poisoning or catching something that requires a prescription. But it would seem Lampsy is in his element: sun, poolside drinks and skanky chicas as far as the eye can see.
Hardly surprising that the tabloids are full of photos of him oogling women in bikinis like it’s a major news break. But, to that we say, big deal. He’s a baller. He’s single. He’s on holiday. Let him look. (Although in one particular case, even we had to say, Hold Up. Is this bitch naked?)
What’s newsworthy in this story? Well, Frankie is flying the flag high for Brits on vacation by baking his skin into a healthy shade of red only seen in lipstick tubes. And he’s not been arrested. We say, success!
Now come home Frank. Please.
I’ve parked myself in Vegas for 2 weeks… and it got old. Fast. Luckily, I didn’t have to pay for anything
Surely the young lady has a thong on? *hopeful*
Idk, the girl from the first link.. EW!, and the girl isnt naked, she’s topless, FRANKIE comeback!
Ick. Topless, but she’s definitely not fully naked… trying hard, yes, but there’s an itty bitty thong there. Good Lord. Vegas.
make sure somebody quarantines lampsy when he gets back. he may have acquired enough std’s to out-std paris hilton. lol.
That’s a thong… and nothing else on that tart. And Frank’s getting an eyeful. O_o
He needs to haul his lobster red ass back to the UK and leave the hoochie bagging to the pros (Cris and his slimy sidekicks). Seriously, Frankie doesn’t even seem to be getting laid, he’s just parked in that overcrowded & dirty pool. This is not how you do Vegas, not at all…
Oh Frank. Have your fun and be done.
Nice one dp!
But let
I think you’d be served well by checking out the epic bitchface by Torres that the Guardian serves up; he looks a cross between an infuriated Mafia don chastising his capo and a salon customer furious with what’s happened to his hair: http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2009/jun/30/liverpool-fernando-torres-david-villa
he took a break to come to LA on sat night…nice guy too
I was just there for 4 days and I thought I lost all sense of reality and time. Couldn’t imagine being there for a week. Didn’t bump into Frankie though…
She is wearing the tiniest and thinest of thongs, just. Topless though!
Yea, Please Come Home Frank?
Needs to get out of sun.And that women needs to put some clothes on.
He is Just HOTTTTTT! He is just seducing me with his tanned hot body…
yeah she is wearing and invisible thong…. yep there it is…. but I have to say that the girls in the pics are not hot….
Yuck Frank. You’re really losing points in my book. Get the hell out of there.
She has on a strong thong bottom, *rolls eyes*
Frankie, seriously, we are all over your mid-life crisis
I am going to defend girls who go topless… I do it on South Beach when I am there. I don’t really see anything wrong with it, especially because I LOATH tan lines viable with cute tops/dresses
Erin, it looks like they are at one of the adult pools where topless is optional.
He is at the Wynn which has a pool that is called the "European Topless Pool" for those 21 and over. They don’t allow it at the all age pools but adults in an solely adult pool, I have no problem with that.
yeah she is wearing and invisible thong…. yep there it is…. but I have to say that the girls in the pics are not hot….
Yuck Frank. You’re really losing points in my book. Get the hell out of there.
She has on a strong thong bottom, *rolls eyes*
Frankie, seriously, we are all over your mid-life crisis
I am going to defend girls who go topless… I do it on South Beach when I am there. I don’t really see anything wrong with it, especially because I LOATH tan lines viable with cute tops/dresses
Erin, it looks like they are at one of the adult pools where topless is optional.
He is at the Wynn which has a pool that is called the "European Topless Pool" for those 21 and over. They don’t allow it at the all age pools but adults in an solely adult pool, I have no problem with that.
There are places that are acceptable and appropriate for topless sunbathing. And…in my opinion…a pool in Vegas ain’t one of ‘em.
The ballers, the WAGs and the sun…when will they learn?! Do they not at least look to some of the Italians, for example, to see what happens when you fry yourself into "leather handbag" status by the age of 30?
And yes, Kickette, I do believe that bitch is naked. Nasty. Las Vegas–scuzzy ho pit of the world.