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What's with her hair?
Hmmph. They could be any random couple on holiday, her with her scary holiday hair and him with his scary holiday gut.
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I normally love joe, but this picture is horrible. Joey Baby, your lossing it… get it back. and do it quick.
arghhhhh the hair!!! THE HAIR!!!… i noe its holidays but if it keeps looking lik that it seems to me that she's having holidays everyday!… ;D
She doesn’t look like such a hot mess in these pictures as she usually does. And could it be that they’re actually kinda…almost…holding hands?!!
ew what happened to joe? lookin pasty and a lil chubby. depressed-for-not-being-in-the-euro much? and when will these two ever look happy together?
I am impressed with Carly’s body, she’s not as thin as she was before. On the other hand: I NEED A HOLIDAY!
That dam hair that woman needs a good hairdresser, they do look cute together though!!
They are adorable those two. Can’t wait till the wedding!
Nice kini carlz! But…yet again…the hair ??? Please explain..2nd pic whats going on? Joe if you walk a couple steps behind thats a simpler way of checking out her ass!..x
Carly, great bod. The hair continues to puzzle, even up in a simple beach do it looks a complete mess. Don't like Joe with his clothes on much, but without them, yuck ! I always expect footballers to be rippling with defined muscle groups not looking like they've eaten one too many pasties in the pub. Very disappointing….
Her figure is to die for, therefore I must hate her from now on. What is it with the Chelsea Cole boys! Both Joe and Ashley have unripped, barely toned bods. How can you get away with being a pro athlete and look like a teenage gamer with his shirt off? Don’t get it.
Nice to see that Carly has returned to the table. Her curves are back! She (body-wise) looks fab. Joe…geez, I defend you again and again and then you show up all untoned…and almost….flabby. Fab and Flab – that's our Carly and Joe!
Her body is super cute but who told her that bikini looked good?! And yes, Joe, check out the gym at the resort. Or hell, do a few crunches. It's quite apparent that Carly is doing hers…
She doesn't look like such a hot mess in these pictures as she usually does. And could it be that they're actually kinda…almost…holding hands?!!
I am impressed with Carly’s body, she’s not as thin as she was before. On the other hand: I NEED A HOLIDAY!
Nice to see that Carly has returned to the table. Her curves are back! She (body-wise) looks fab. Joe…geez, I defend you again and again and then you show up all untoned…and almost….flabby.
Fab and Flab – that’s our Carly and Joe!
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Ew. I normally enjoy Joe Cole, but I guess I expected a more ripped physique. Joe, it's called a gym. Fresh Legs Blog
She's looking hot ((choosing to ignore the bird's nest hair-do)) he on the other hand is looking as rough as ever. I thought they were almost holding hand's too, but no, just the camera angle.
Joe's claiming his spot amongst the 5% of footballers who don't have gorgeous bods…. and she's looking as yucky as ever… she just doesn't seem like a friendly person for some reason….
Omg, just found this site and its amazing! Finally a chance to stalk my Joe
Though I swear he had a better bod than that but still…. She looks a miserable as ever too!!
How can he do what he does for a living, and NOT have a hot body? Am I missing something?
Hmmph. They could be any random couple on holiday, her with her scary holiday hair and him with his scary holiday gut.
She’s looking hot ((choosing to ignore the bird’s nest hair-do)) he on the other hand is looking as rough as ever. I thought they were almost holding hand’s too, but no, just the camera angle.
Theres just something weird about Joe Cole.. I don’t know what it is, but something about him just makes me sick to my el estomago.
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mm what i wouldn’t do to be her…just with better hair tho, lol!