June 24th, 2008
Vacay: Marcus Bent and Gemma Atkinson
To the working Kickettes amongst us, does it seem that everyone else is on holiday whilst we toil and slave and labour for little more than tuppence and vodka shots?
Just us?
Here’s Marcus Bent and Gemma Atkinson hitting the beaches of somewhere. Since we’re experiencing a slight attitude problem caused by a Tuesday that feels like 40 Mondays, let’s hand over to our favourite jocks at With Leather for the sum up:
Marcus Bent has spent his career getting bounced around from team to team in England, and he’s also made his way around the bouncier side of the WAG circuit. Having parted with Danielle Lloyd last year, Bent is now enjoying round two of his relationship with Gemma Atkinson, who’s famous for… uh… (don’t say big boobs don’t say big boobs) … having big boobs? (DAMN!)
Yup, that’s pretty much it. Having said that, it’s funny to see the trajectory that Gemma Atkinson has been on at Kickette. We quite like her now. Yet, during the Cristiano Ronaldo days we certainly were not fans. Now, of course, we would happily donate a bottle of vintage Krug to charity just to have Gemma back with C-Ron and whatsherface heading back from whence she came.
Yeah, Gemma doesn't look so bad now… lose that girl blog
It does seem as though most of the footballing world is on holiday at the moment except for those who are toiling away at the Euros. I'm sure pretty soon we'll see those eliminated on holiday as well.
It does seem as though most of the footballing world is on holiday at the moment except for those who are toiling away at the Euros. I’m sure pretty soon we’ll see those eliminated on holiday as well.
Gemma’s probably looking for her tattoo of a scroll on her ass with a roll call of footballers who have tapped that! lol. I don’t mind her at all tbh…However as for Marcus…who in the hell gets a tattoo of their own name on their person! Unless it’s a reminder to his conveyer-belt of female conquests of who he is! I’m surprised he hasn’t put underneath that tattoo the team he’s currently playing for, just so they remember when they sell their story to the tabloids! lol
He looks like a plastic Action Man doll in that pose and what is with all these ballers and nasty swimwear ?
Yeah, Gemma doesn’t look so bad now…
lose that girl blog
My god, the amount of sexually transmitted diseases floating around out there just makes me cringe.
*shudders*
Brandy, they're still together as far as I know. She was at the Portugal/Germany game. The camera zoomed in on her ugly face after the game. Even she looked shocked to have ESPN showing her attention. I nearly threw up.
She's been on Kickette? Thats quite ace, I guess. I mean, even if I rolled around in a kiddie pool full of money, I'd still enjoy reading Kickette.
Is Marcus looking for his next new WAG? Do they find each other at all interesting? He looks like a total tool. Quote is hilarious! I’m glad she has thighs though. Any new news on Whatsherface and Cris?
His body is hot, face not so much. She’s way too butch to be cute imo. Even the huge knockers didn’t girlie her up enough. She still looks like a linebacker.
I want a holiday!!!! *stamps foot*
Rania – she’s had a boob job. That’s how she manages to stay super skinny with huge boobs and they don’t move when the ret of her does. Gaaah!! I’m with you Kickette, I so need a holiday. Although my job doesn’t pay in vodka shots, maybe I should ask them to swap ??’s for litre’s??
Ergh… You’re right, I’d much rather see Ron and Gemma than with whatsherface.
how can she be so well endowed yet have no hips? big boobs, big hips – surely they come as a package? and another thing – those kind of bikini tops always spill my boobs all over the place. How are hers fitting in so perfectly??? Bent is in no way good looking and his over-muscled body is not appealing in the slightest.
Rania – she’s had a boob job. That’s how she manages to stay super skinny with huge boobs and they don’t move when the ret of her does. Gaaah!! I’m with you Kickette, I so need a holiday. Although my job doesn’t pay in vodka shots, maybe I should ask them to swap ?’s for litre’s??
I want a holiday too!!!!!….it’s quite sad when we would rather have C-Ron date Gemma instead of whatsherface….the lesser of two evils, i suppose…tsk…anyway, Marcus Bent is so bleah…why would anyone want to date a person who has tattoed his own name on himself?…