June 9th, 2009
Vacay: Michael and Simone Ballack in Miami
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Oh, glory, it’s that time of year when the footy players on holiday pics start rolling in.
It’s all we’ve got until the season starts up again, and we’ll be clinging to vacation snaps like Michael Ballack’s wet swimsuit on his nethers.
Speaking of Michael, the Chelsea midfielder is off for a break in Florida with his wife, Simone. A quick FYI, for those who need it: Michael and Simon got married a year ago in Germany. They had been dating for a decade and had three kids together by that point. Gotta give Simone props for finally bringing in the ring, she certainly earned it.

will forever love him… steel nipples and all… ;D
holiday pictures.. the only reason we love the end of the season
Nice bum! Just keep the nipple pics to a bare minimum. They creep the hell out of me.
Gotta agree, Michael's nipples strike again. Hehe. And hello 3rd pic. O_O
Hello Michael, hello Michael's nipples. I'm so excited for holiday pics!
I love Michael Ballack’s holiday pics.. oh my goodness. Its like a hipdip frenzy. And kudos to Michael for picking someone normal looking. I know they were dating for ten years but…
That third pic is just wow.
Awwwwwwww!!!!!! how lovely & sexy!!
seriously, second pic, nipples of STEEL.
Michael And Simon ? HA
What is Simone looking at? haha You<span class="wbr"></span> call<span class="wbr"></span> those<span class="wbr"></span> shorts?<span class="wbr"></span> Those<span class="wbr"></span> are<span class="wbr"></span> 'longs'.
I love baller's holiday snaps, but it just makes me want to go away even more than I do already. Times like this I would LOVE to be a WAG.Now can someone tell me what kind of animal Ballack seems to be hiding in his shorts? (3rd pic). Yikes
I love baller's holiday snaps, but it just makes me want to go away even more than I do already. Times like this I would LOVE to be a WAG.Now can someone tell me what kind of animal Ballack seems to be hiding in his shorts? (3rd pic). Yikes
Woah at the third pic .. and WOW a WAG with Cellulite !
look at those nipples.
The 3rd pic
And always good to see Der Kapitan on Kickette
What is Simone looking at? haha
You call those shorts? Those are ‘longs’.
ok i had to do a triple take to make sure the third pic is exactly what the third pic was…not my eyes playing tricks on me! Damn Michael dammnnn! haha