June 30th, 2009

Vacay: Wayne and Coleen Rooney in St. Tropez


imageThere are several things we could discuss about Mr and Mrs Rooney doing the holiday thing in France:

Coleen’s jet-ski action;
Coleen’s cute bikini;
Wayne’s inability to tan;

But we find that the only thing we can focus on is science. In particular, human skin and its ability to stretch to baby-sized proportions. Nature rules, doodes!

Col still has a way to go before her baby is due. Let’s hope our girl’s got a lifetime supply of Bio Oil and some damn good cocoa butter.

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23 Responses to “Vacay: Wayne and Coleen Rooney in St. Tropez”

  1. Fer_Lahm says:

    Aw, She looks so good pregnant, When do she end her pregnancy and have the baby?

  2. BarcaGirl says:

    col looks grrreat. rooney did his whole lot proud.

  3. Gg08 says:

    Aww, I love Coleen! Is it just me or did her bump triple in size overnight? Either way, she looks gorgeous.

  4. Boston Red says:

    She looks marvelous! I can't wait for baby Roo :D

  5. Nandia Mrs.The Ramos says:

    Awww Coleen looks great!!As for Wayne well I guess he’s just him!

  6. Becca says:

    She still look lovely!

  7. HiL says:

    Wow big belly! I can't wait till the baby comes.

  8. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Babies have growth spurts, even before they are born, and this one sure has had a spurt !

    She look great, is definately blooming and well done on no stretch marks so far girl. Mrs Torres has loads on her undercarriage, but Coleen so far is doing very well. I’m telling you Cocoa butter works wonders.

  9. Kelly says:

    …still debating what size vix bikini preggers col wears in comparison to my unpregnant suit?

  10. Wazza's Freckle says:

    Baby Rooney is having a BIG growth spurt. :) I love that Col can wear a bikini. A mom-to-be is beautiful. :D It's the fat hairy men that should be wearing the circus tents at the beach.

  11. Rossi´s girl says:

    why pregnant women wear bikinis? what a ridiculous idea…

  12. The Fourth Official says:

    Twins? :D

  13. Jelly says:

    she looks beautiful. WOW she is really getting on now.

  14. Berbie's Barbie says:

    Coleen looks lovely! Excited abt the baby!!!

  15. aristeia says:

    Wow, she really did bigger really quickly! She looks lovely.

  16. Anna (Frau Manuel Ne says:

    woow she's so big!! *looking forward to seeing the bb*

  17. carly says:

    The belly did grow a lot suddenly. Wow. Good thing she's past the morning sickness phase. lol

  18. TammyV says:

    she is so damn cute pregnant

  19. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    Coleen looks Great !! and wayne looks.. like wayne !

  20. Jo says:

    She looks so good - glowing and nicely tanned.

  21. carly says:

    The belly did grow a lot suddenly. Wow.

    Good thing she’s past the morning sickness phase. lol

  22. TammyV says:

    she is so damn cute pregnant

  23. Erin says:

    Oh my gosh, her belly popped overnight! Even the Barbados pics…what, 2 weeks ago?…didn’t look close to that. She looks great!