June 30th, 2009
Vacay: Wayne and Coleen Rooney in St. Tropez
There are several things we could discuss about Mr and Mrs Rooney doing the holiday thing in France:
Coleen’s jet-ski action;
Coleen’s cute bikini;
Wayne’s inability to tan;
Etc
But we find that the only thing we can focus on is science. In particular, human skin and its ability to stretch to baby-sized proportions. Nature rules, doodes!
Col still has a way to go before her baby is due. Let’s hope our girl’s got a lifetime supply of Bio Oil and some damn good cocoa butter.

Aw, She looks so good pregnant, When do she end her pregnancy and have the baby?
col looks grrreat. rooney did his whole lot proud.
Aww, I love Coleen! Is it just me or did her bump triple in size overnight? Either way, she looks gorgeous.
She looks marvelous! I can't wait for baby Roo
Awww Coleen looks great!!As for Wayne well I guess he’s just him!
She still look lovely!
Wow big belly! I can't wait till the baby comes.
Babies have growth spurts, even before they are born, and this one sure has had a spurt !
She look great, is definately blooming and well done on no stretch marks so far girl. Mrs Torres has loads on her undercarriage, but Coleen so far is doing very well. I’m telling you Cocoa butter works wonders.
…still debating what size vix bikini preggers col wears in comparison to my unpregnant suit?
Baby Rooney is having a BIG growth spurt.
I love that Col can wear a bikini. A mom-to-be is beautiful.
It's the fat hairy men that should be wearing the circus tents at the beach.
why pregnant women wear bikinis? what a ridiculous idea…
Twins?
she looks beautiful. WOW she is really getting on now.
Coleen looks lovely! Excited abt the baby!!!
Wow, she really did bigger really quickly! She looks lovely.
woow she's so big!! *looking forward to seeing the bb*
The belly did grow a lot suddenly. Wow. Good thing she's past the morning sickness phase. lol
she is so damn cute pregnant
Coleen looks Great !! and wayne looks.. like wayne !
She looks so good - glowing and nicely tanned.
The belly did grow a lot suddenly. Wow.
Good thing she’s past the morning sickness phase. lol
she is so damn cute pregnant
Oh my gosh, her belly popped overnight! Even the Barbados pics…what, 2 weeks ago?…didn’t look close to that. She looks great!