June 30th, 2009
Vacay: Wayne and Coleen Rooney in St. Tropez
Coleen’s jet-ski action;
Coleen’s cute bikini;
Wayne’s inability to tan;
But we find that the only thing we can focus on is science. In particular, human skin and its ability to stretch to baby-sized proportions. Nature rules, doodes!
Col still has a way to go before her baby is due. Let’s hope our girl’s got a lifetime supply of Bio Oil and some damn good cocoa butter.