October 2nd, 2008
Vedran Corluka’s Fiancée Needs a Coffee
Hey, we’ve all been there: drunk off our faces, falling about and acting a twit, in need of a strong expresso before we get arrested or worse, break a stiletto. Luckily, we’re smart enough to ensure that anyone who would dare videotape us is killed on sight or paid off in chocolate.
Vedran Corluka’s fiancée, Iva, obviously hasn’t yet figured out how to manage her drunken bribes, because this leaked, shaky video features her and her mates in high levels of intoxication with thongs a flashing, push-up bras in full effect, off-key singing and calling out to boys in cars whilst half hitch hiking.
As we all know, Corluka recently made the move from Man City to play for Tottenham, so we’re quite sure he’s already got enough on his plate to worry about.
A few randoms: Iva is a law student who has moved her studies to the UK to be with Vedran, and during the video (filmed in Zagreb) one of the cars that drives by causes her to ask, “Oh, my god, is that my dad?”
Anyhoo, this is somewhat of a scandal in Croatia. Here’s where we think the real scandal lies, Kickettes: The video contains shiny silver thigh high boots. Worn in public. Not ironically or at a fancy dress party. It is therefore not safe for children or the visually sensitive.