Photo copyright Joe Fury/N9NE Group
If ever there was a town made for footy players in the off-season, it’s Las Vegas, baby.
This weekend, Manchester United’s Wes Brown and Danny Simpson, Jermaine Pennant (Liverpool), Jonathan Fortune (Charlton), Graham Stack from Plymouth Argyle and Adam Lallana from Southampton were all doing their thing in the desert. This pic of Wes was taken at a party at the N9NE Steakhouse inside the Palms. (Have you done the Palms yet? You need to. But book a liver replacement before you leave.)
No inside scoop yet on who was behaving badly (because we all know somebody was) but we’ll keep you posted.
We do have quite detailed info on some equally important activities, though:
The group enjoyed a five course meal of shellfish platters, signature garbage salads, halibut, lamb chops and filet surf and turf for the main course. For dessert they indulged with smores, cheesecake, Oreo cookie ice cream and espresso shots. They drank wine and Fiji water throughout the course of the meal. Brown was dressed in Prada sunglasses, a grey stripped polo, jeans and Gucci loafers.
That’s some serious reportage going on there. Well done, Vegas.
Sidenote: WAG life is sweet, no doubt, but knowing your man is jetting off to Vegas with a whole ‘lotta cash burning through his pockets and an ever bigger group of party-hardy chicas in bunny suits can’t be easy. There’s only so much paralysed-with-cheat-fear happy shopping one woman can do, no?

Did Iker make this chick do the a.m. Walk Of Shame? 




The last time I was at The Palms I saw Michael Phelps and vaguely recall what he was wearing. However, whoever ’spotted’ Wes & co must’ve stalked them like a true professional WAG-a-be to get that level of detail! lol Oh & I agree with Kickette… The Palms is too much fun, in a Vegas kinda way…*evil grin*