February 23rd, 2011

VfL Wolfsburg Wants You To Put Your Third Kit Thinking Caps On

Image: REUTERS/Morris Mac Matzen.

Enough of the cold weather and base layers already. If this was our world, and Grafite was just living in it, all three of our fantasy football team kits would look something more like this.

Decidedly, VfL Wolfsburg has not asked us to weigh in with our creative design juices just yet – but we’re still holding out for the day that abdominally-friendly Grant Wahl takes the FIFA Presidency and strongly encourages them to reconsider.

While we wait for our credentials from the Bundesliga club to be processed, why don’t you all humour these overly optimistic peeps by making some critical third kit decisions that are of sound mind and body? Personally speaking, and we know this will probably not help us win over a few frenemies, our 1D minds have superficially selected trikot 8 as the most optically delusional (and subtly perverse) design.

Rack your brains, Kickettes, then make your call. Remember: Grafite’s obliques and shelf booty deserve the least restrictive (and most sexually suggestive) coverage possible.

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  2. blake2108 says:

    Where's the transparent/translucent kit? Now that would be amazing.

    One of the white kits are a must really. On a very wet night they'll get lovely and see-through.

    I think I prefer number 7 to number 4, although the above effect would look better in Kit 4. I don't really mind as long as they have white shorts too.

    Kit 2 is the best of the dark ones.