December 9th, 2010

Victor Valdes: How Do You Like Me Now?

Images via ONTD_Football. Victor was modelling for La Vanguardia magazine. In case you were wondering.

Having spent the last few hours reviewing the evidence, we would like to advise you how we most like Victor Valdes. Is it satanically suited and bow tie bedecked? Er… no.

Is it slo-mo running with creases that cut like a knife? Nope.

Three quarter sleeve turn ups  and frown lines to die for? Weeeeellllll…. no.

Maybe it’s badly belted and bat-eared? Nuh uh.

We take our goalkeepers** shaven-headedness and naked Every. Single. Time. (Image via


** FYI, it was this very fine vintage photo of Mr. Valdes that enabled him to steal the starting keeper spot in our Elite XI squad. It’s an oldie, but a damn goodie, no?

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63 Responses to “Victor Valdes: How Do You Like Me Now?”

  1. ArsenalFan says:

    wowzers :O but I still think he looked better with hair….

  2. gossip girl says:

    I don`t like he in this clothes, but without them … the fit is perfect
    perfect to me!!!

  3. Zahara says:

    there is nothing hotter than a man who can pull off terrible clothes…
    and victor valdez is up there in my book with sergio ramos..
    and the naked one….. :) :) :) :)
    sweet jesus

  4. Ess-Jay says:

    I'm sorry.
    I used to rate Victor VERY low.

    But good gosh. I'm defo a fan now. MOVE OVER IKER!
    Victor is a hottie.. And i really like that first pic of him! Lol

  5. JesseLovesVV says:

    VV is inexplicable.

  6. Sosi, Madrid says:

    What make the naked picture even look better, the fact that these out-fits are really ugly! Man god! this is seriously ugly Uo-gly

    Still Valdez is not in my top hot players list, never lol.

  7. This is why he is my #1. Not only an amazing athlete with a dashing personality but hes hot no matter what he wears! even when theres clothes involved! Hottie MChotterson!!! :) <3

  8. Leya_S says:

    I've said it before and I'll say it again:
    Bald is BEAUTIFUL……I'd never been so into bald men until a lot of footballers started committing themselves to clippers.
    Zizou, Victor, Timmy, Wesley, Squirtle, Titi….I just love it.

  9. bri_saldana says:

    he's gorgeous, no doubt, but he just doesn't make me all gooey inside like iker & pepe….wow see, just melted mentioning their names…(sigh)

  10. Barb says:

    Don't care for Valdes with or without clothing….

  11. swaggerjacked says:

    Despise Valdes. I really, really do. That's why it is with much shame and sadnes that I must admit…through my hatred for him, I'd still do him. No questions asked, and hopefully no words uttered so I can walk away with some dignity. Now if I could have him and Sergio Ramos on a hot angry night. It'd be alllllllllllllllllllll good!

  12. Christina says:

    There are no words to describe the HOTNESS of this man! There is nothing wrong with him. He OOZZZEEESSSS sex!

    And I agree with both Ella and Mari! I wouldnt mind getting paid to take naked photos of him but I would do it for free as well!

  13. caitanya says:

    LOL @ bat ears!!! Touché to kickette!

  14. Simone says:

    These poses are as unnatural as christiano ronaldos jazz hands. Still don't think he has the Iker factor.

  15. Zinny says:

    I have no words that would be even half worthy of the glory that is Victor Valdes.

  16. SoccerLoverrrr says:

    oh man he's NAKED!! HELLS YESSSSSS

  17. lola says:

    THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT MANNNNNNNN HE IS FLAWLESS!!! i duno how some of you girls are complaining about the second to last pic… i dig it lol

  18. Kristine says:

    I don't like him, but he looks pretty hot. I think that plaid suit would look fierce on SERGIO!

  19. LuvinBale says:

    Au Naturel is how I like my goalkeepers too Kickette. Him and Timmy Howard are just the bees knees!!!

  20. Georgina Sanders says:

    Victor Valdes: How Do You Like Me Now?

    Me: Oh I like, I like vewwy, vewwy much!! *Claps and snaps*

  21. I saw the top photo and my first thought was: "Stanley Ipkiss".

  22. Nihaal28 says:

    Hotness overload

  23. xbabyshakesx says:

    Why you so fine?

  24. Crackers says:

    I'm all for men being dapper, and they can look BLAZING HOT while fully clothes (proof: Joseph Gordon-Levitt in Inception, my movie crush of the year) but this is not a good look!

    Fire the stylist and take a few more pics with less clothes, please.

    • Leya_S says:

      JGL!!! I <3 him. He's so underrated as an actor.
      But yeah, I'm not totally loving the styling in this photo shoot. Someone JUST robbed Victor of his GQMF status in these pics bc of the styling.
      Although that last picture is just to die for!

    • rorry says:

      U got it since that movie i have a crush on him too raaaaaw :)

  25. Taskeen says:

    What with Geri on twitter and these pics of ol' Vic, I think i may just expire. That's all.

    • bri_saldana says:

      I KNOW! Geri on twitter…F'n christmas miracle! (ok, ok, a bit much but live in TX and I have no one to lavish all my footy excitement on)

      • Taskeen says:

        Christmas miracle sounds about right lol
        he has the makings of a potential twitter addict and for that i can only praise Saint Iker haha

  26. talita says:

    I was all like WOW! until i saw the second to last picture which scared me

  27. rainbow84uk says:


    I just made the most bizarre involuntary noise on seeing that last photo!! Hahahaha my flatmate must think I'm mental.

    So fucking HOT!

  28. xoWinnie says:

    i'm all for seeing more of Victor off the pitch with hiws gloves off and his mouth shut as much as the next girl, but that second last pictured creeped me the hell out! he looks like Lord Voldemort :|

  29. Soli says:

    Is he married/single/engaged/in a committed relationship ?

  30. Jessie says:

    Who was the lucky sod taking the naked photo????????? NOT FAIR

  31. hereforthenando says:

    Victor Valdes is a victory for my eyes. That naked photo. WOW.

  32. Alex Samuel says:

    If I didn't know he was a goalkeeper, I'd immediately assume he was a model. It's the same with most of the La Liga players, they're just so handsome! They all have something different about them-Piques lips, Navas' eyes, Llorentes height etc.

  33. BarceLisa says:

    Vic honey, its ok to say no to a photo shoot every now and again. I love you but I'd much prefer to see you with less clothes, not more.

  34. ella says:

    why can't I get paid for taking photos of naked valdes? why? why?

  35. Anjali says:

    Jeez, I wish this guy grows some hair on his head, wonder how he'll look then??

    • anne says:

      just google victor valdes. there are tons of pictures of him with hair. i couldn't choose just one, cause i think he looks really different with hair. younger, i would say.

  36. Says_Who says:

    As much as I love seeing Victor Valdes embracing his smoking hotness either clothed or naked, no man should be wearing a belt in that fashion! Who's the stylist behind that outfit? I've got a few choice words for them.

  37. Janet says:

    I agree. That is how I like my Victor Valdes. And what's with these photographers and putting beautiful men in terrible outfits? And why do the beautiful men listen?!?!?! Oh well, Victor Valdes naked was totally worth going through the terrible outfits that amazingly detract from his hotness. Who knew that was even the slightest bit possible?

  38. alma says:

    Why is his face so… long ??
    And his ears on like and elf ears

  39. Lotte (Zlatanista) says:

    God, I'm blushing! This man will do me in one of these days. Needless to say I prefer him au naturel, even though clothes really suits him.

  40. jellenp says:

    Nekkid! Nekkid!

  41. sarrible says:

    Victor looks like one of Jude Law's robot gigolo coworkers in A.I. in these pics. Like he's been sent from the future to bang Sarah Connor or something. (Which I believe was actually the plot of the fifth Terminator movie.)