January 20th, 2012

WAG! The Musical

Oh it’s happening, Kickettes. And it will be starring a real live WAG.

Jessica Lawlor, girlfriend of Aston Villa’s Stephen Ireland,¬†confirmed on Twitter this morning that she will have a role in WAG! The Musical.

She added:

“In my role I am simply making fun out of the pre conception that ppl have formed of ‘WAGS’… I find the stereotype funny and I’m going to have fun wit that [sic]“

No word on what the plot of the show will be yet, but if we were writing it we’d imagine a Legally Blonde meets Hairspray meets Wicked where a WAG with a ditzy heart of gold triumphs over adversity and the pale, unkempt, Fiat-driving masses to make it to the club in time to drink the bar dry and dance in the VIP.

Song titles can include “The Sound of Cash Registers,” “Defying Credit Limits,” and “You Can’t Stop The Louboutins.”

So who’s coming to opening night with us? The show is slated to open in London in June with a tour of the UK planned after. We think it’s best to get in early. Something tells us this one could have a short run.

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15 Responses to “WAG! The Musical”

  1. misshelenasofia says:

    If there's a musical to celebrate wag culture, then there's also got to be a musical about chavs…!

  2. Agnes Wonka says:

    It's a comedy, isn't it? XD

  3. Julia - Brazil says:

    OMG LOOOOL
    love the names for the songs!

  4. Amandinha says:

    One of you HAS to promise me you'll tape it and put it on youtube! I mean, PLEASE!

    If I lived in Europe I'd definitely try to go!

  5. Catie2838 says:

    Kickette, I feel we should have a field trip. Bring in the army from all continents, the box office will of course sell out thanks to us, and as long as everyone packs a flask or hides a bottle of wine in your purse then I'm sure it'll be a phenomenal production ;)

  6. Jen says:

    I thought it was Alex G. too, because of the hideous shoes! Wish it would come to America!

  7. Chavete says:

    OMG! this needs to come to the US. I would go watch it!

  8. eg4 says:

    It took me a minute to convince myself that lead photo was not Alex Gerrard. :-) She could be Jessica's twin in the sequel.e

    • Kal-E says:

      More like Alex's understudy in the musical :)

    • Catie2838 says:

      I did a double take, too. Although if you click on the other links and see the other pic, she's definitely like the low rent version of Alex.

  9. SierraGutiérrez says:

    Should be a kickette family outing tbh!

  10. Alone- Brazil says:

    that our beautiful, she is really beautiful and sexy! congratulations, because we all know how much the British wags are cheesy and badly dressed!
    I hope that Alex Gerrard see that picture maybe she does not get excited and start to dress better and have a little more class!

  11. Rachael says:

    They could chuck in a few Abba classics money money money Fernando and when they plaster a smile on their face and stand by their cheating bloke a quick chorus of Supertrooper !

  12. laligagirl says:

    The finale will be an uptempo, full cast dance number called "Oops, I fell again (outside da club)".

    Additional numbers:
    Hey Look, Cameras!
    All The Haters (can suck it) – the chorus in the background goes "I know my man ain't cheatin, if he did he'd get a beatin'". lol.
    Where's My Vogue Magazine Spread?
    I'm A Career Girl (not just another WAG)