May 3rd, 2011
WAG Watch: Bumping Up Barbara Berlusconi
It’s not easy for us to say this, but we find your Alexander McQueen skull scarf to be predictably plebeian, even for the Z-list WAGs of the world. We are just not okay with you, the Empress of the Serie A Significant Others Universe and heir to the bunga bunga throne, wearing an accessory motif that we forced into retirement some eight seasons ago. Please see to this imperative issue immediately.
Although you still have a ways to go before stepping foot into our fabulously festive ‘All You Can Chug’ WAG fracas/club, you can still spoil yourself silly in Prada with your head held high. After all, you’re top of our ‘filthy stinking rich beyond compare’ pile, and you’re punching above your weight by climbing into bed with this guy. Two major coups we’d be proud of if we were you.
Hugs & Kisses,
The Illustrious Ladies (who wouldn’t mind “double wardrobing” with you as long as you’re willing) of Kickette HQ