May 3rd, 2011

WAG Watch: Bumping Up Barbara Berlusconi

Dear Miss Berlusconi,

It’s not easy for us to say this, but we find your Alexander McQueen skull scarf to be predictably plebeian, even for the Z-list WAGs of the world. We are just not okay with you, the Empress of the Serie A Significant Others Universe and heir to the bunga bunga throne, wearing an accessory motif that we forced into retirement some eight seasons ago. Please see to this imperative issue immediately.

Although you still have a ways to go before stepping foot into our fabulously festive ‘All You Can Chug’ WAG fracas/club, you can still spoil yourself silly in Prada with your head held high. After all, you’re top of our ‘filthy stinking rich beyond compare’ pile, and you’re punching above your weight by climbing into bed with this guy. Two major coups we’d be proud of if we were you.

Hugs & Kisses,

The Illustrious Ladies (who wouldn’t mind “double wardrobing” with you as long as you’re willing) of Kickette HQ

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10 Responses to “WAG Watch: Bumping Up Barbara Berlusconi”

  1. X-Pato says:

    No Comments!!!!!

  2. Sarah says:

    I think she is stunning! and love the style! and love her Pato!!!

  3. This is by far the most exciting movie of the year. My friens and I were going to see it but we found it free online.

  4. Marika says:

    Well if it is true love then go for it , but I can`t help thinking that Pato is a opportunist ang Barbara is after young piece of meat. I think that if you are smart you don`t never ever f**k with the boss daughter or with your own employer in other hand.

  5. Rossanera says:

    Ladies – we can't choose our family. Barbara's not her dad. Until she gives us reason to believe she's as despicable as he is … let's be fair.

  6. Gladys says:

    How did a man that disgusting get a daughter even as attractive as her?! Must be some awful strong genes on her mom's side.

  7. Bianca Griffani says:

    Hate this woman. And her father… and her whole ancestry for that matter; but who cares…I don't even like pato. So if she really needs it that bad I say go get him.
    Even tho that sleepin with a man that my dad pays in seven figures numbers would be quite awkward…

  8. bluubb says:

    KICKETTE.COM= BEST WEBSITE EVER
    i love the way you guys tell us your opinion
    hilarious
    love youuu :D
    keep going

    besides i can't stand her and her awful dad
    pato open your eyes you little idiot
    you deserved something better
    take us kickettes!!!!! :D