May 7th, 2007

WAG Watch: Danielle Lloyd Gets Played


In another life, our favourite resident skank / former girl-crush Danielle Lloyd must have done something real, real bad… like buy discount shoes or wear a dog fur coat, because things are on the non-stop down stroke for her personal life lately.

After Danielle’s love affair with Teddy Sheringham went to pot and she started dating Charlton’s Marcus Bent, we all hoped she would stay out of the tabloids for a tad longer than 5 minutes.  Such moments of joy were not to be.

Danielle’s been played out.  By a man with the last name of Bent.

The Bent did his doggery whilst Danielle was in hospital to have a suspicious lump removed from her breast. Sources have not confirmed if this suspicious lump was actually Teddy Sheringham. During Dani’s hospital stay, Marcus was hooking up with Kirsty Fisher, an air hostess who ended up giving Marcus an ultimatum to choose between her or Danielle.  It’s all class when you’re the mistress to a man who has a girlfriend in the hospital.

Danielle has since sworn off footballers, saying: “I’m obviously very disappointed with him and it’s gutting. Boys will be boys and footballers are the worst boys of all. I guess now it’s definitely no more footballers for me.“

Link: Dani Gives Footy Boys the Boot
Link: Bent Does The Dirty

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13 Responses to “WAG Watch: Danielle Lloyd Gets Played”

  1. Lamickey says:

    i am happy now

  2. Lamickey says:

    i am happy now

  3. Some non-famous people just like us do the same things but I don’t see a blog talking about’em. Why should we keep trashing celebrities? Isn’t it their birth given right to do whatever they want with their bodies?

  4. Anna says:

    Cate, did you not watch/hear about the BB incident?

    Yes, he’s black – but do think if he was a regular guy she’d be with him. No. This chick is shallower than a children’s wading pool.

    Seriousness aside – Is Marcus Bent hot because he’s looking pretty sexy right here lol?

  5. Cate says:

    No, I didn’t hear about it (I’m over in America), but I just looked it up. Disgusting. That kind of stupidity and ignorance is just insulting to the human race.

    And, no, I never doubted she was simply with him because he was a baller. I gets it. : P

  6. kickette says:

    Cate, you were only saying what we all were thinking, love!

  7. Cate says:

    Well, I suppose I won’t feel too bad, since, you know, she’s not dead.

    If she were, I might, I dunno, pray or something.

    And what’s this about being racist? Isn’t Bent black?

  8. Emma says:

    Well, that’s what she gets for being a racist golddigging whore. She gets no sympathy from me.

  9. Cate says:

    The surgery was to remove an implant.

    Now I feel like a terrible person, because I commented previously that I wanted bad things to happen to her because of the augmentation.

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