April 28th, 2008
WAG Watch: Coleen’s Taxing Schedule
Question: is there anything better than stumbling out of your holiday hotel room at noon for breakfast, barely making it to the pool before collapsing on the lilo and then begging a random servant to throw you a plate of fruit to line your stomach before you begin your daily work of caning through the alcoholic beverages with silly names and toasting yourself a warm shade of caramel premature skin damage?
We think not.
Still, maybe attending one or two of the recent big games might be a good idea, no? Why are these WAG vacay’s so oft scheduled at crucial match times?
Side note: regarding the tabloid speculation that Coleen is being crushed on left right and centre by a variety of blokes in Miami, don’t get too concerned for Wayne. Coleen is well aware that the paparazzi/pic hunters are there, trust us.