October 22nd, 2007

WAG Watch: Alex Curran-Gerrard for the Title?

The Head-WAG moniker: Does Alex deserve it, Kickettes?

We think she just might after this fabulous choice of attire for the Liverpool derby at Cafe Sport England. (Btw, Cafe Sport is Jamie Carragher’s new restaurant.  Anyone been yet?)
Victoria Beckham may be the Queen of all that is OTT and fabulous about footballers’ wives, but Alex Curran-Gerrard is making a serious play for the title with this look. 

The shoes; the pins of black opaque perfection; the requisite wee-faced child dressed head to toe in designer gear worth more than most people’s mortgages; the bag; the perfect blow out hair; and the facial expression of absolute “I Own You, Bitches.“ 

Shall we give her the crown? Do advise.

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45 Responses to “WAG Watch: Alex Curran-Gerrard for the Title?”

  1. Bonjour says:

    hola como va? te queremos invitar a que pases a esuchar nuestras canciones, nosotros somos 4 amigos de buenos aires que estamos en lo que mas nos gusta hacer… veni que te esperamos! saludos!

  2. Bonjour says:

    hola como va? te queremos invitar a que pases a esuchar nuestras canciones, nosotros somos 4 amigos de buenos aires que estamos en lo que mas nos gusta hacer… veni que te esperamos! saludos!

  3. AnnaD says:

    i couldn’t care less about the toffies; best of luck to them—-we have bigger fish to worry about…

    and that outfit on that child makes her look like trailer trash fodder…a peasant skirt with a pink t-shirt???  give me a break…she’ll be working down at Dairy Queen next

  4. LFCgal says:

    I didn’t call you skank, I called the biased blue and white spectacles you were seeing through skanky, it was a joke not something to totally take out of context and get all ‘im-gonna-kick-yo-ass-from behind-the-computer-screen-betch’ like, and besides I’m biased too, it’s what goes with being a football fan. You didn’t have to get all abusive.

    ‘find another forum an il meet u there !!!!!!! ‘

    As Patty pointed out, there’s been enough talk on it already and I’ve said all I felt about the game. As for ‘meeting you on a forum’  purleese that sounds so blokish, I’m not trying to have a cyber fight

    Sorry I overreacted smile

  5. paris says:

    SHE HAS ALWAYS BEEN DA QUEEN WAG SHE IS STUNNIN OMG SHE IS DA BST XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

  6. RedGirl says:

    Alright then, Lisa… I just wanted to make clear that it was only a joke…

    Going back to the subject, nia you’re right! Stevie has only one look, or a least one expression… You don’t get to see him smiling very often, but he looks much better when he does wink

  7. nia says:

    to all those complaining of Alex pulling Lilly-Ella, that’s what the kid always looks like. Unless she smiles.

    She’s like her dad. He only almost always has one look, hee. Would you like to be like Andy Gray and analyze her body language?

  8. Lisa says:

    That wasnt aimed at u, sorry for confusion by girl above i meant LFCGal, not you !!!!!!!!!!

  9. tammyv says:

    NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!! Kickette, NO, please we promise to be good and behave!

  10. Lisa says:

    Sorry but getting called a skank by someone I have never met winds me up.

  11. kickette says:

    Gals, stay on topic and no personal attacks or we will remove all WAG commenting privileges and start posting photos of people dressed in non-designer gear.

    *shudder*

  12. RedGirl says:

    Lisa: in case you didn’t realise, next to the last sentence I wrote, there’s a SMILEY. That smiley tries to show that I was just JOKING because I thought that this kind of things shouldn’t be discussed here… I just thought it would be funny, I’m not interested and I DON’T WANT to have a discussion with you or any other person here…

    And when you say someone “you don’t know me”… Well, you don’t know me neither. And if you knew me, you would realise that this stupid comment that I wrote as a joke is far from being my real opinion about that derby… And then you tell me to find another forum or something like that when, in the first place, you should’ve made that comment somewhere else. Because when you say something like the first comment you made, you’ll get some answers, it’s just inevitable…

    Sorry if I offended you, it was a joke that obviously went wrong. I honestly didn’t expect such reaction…

    But the next time, please know that this smile tongue wink is sometimes used when you’re joking…

    Sorry Kickette… Honestly, I didn’t mean to and this is the last thing I’m going to say about this and I hope that Lisa understands that it started as a joke…

  13. Lisa says:

    Again, Kickette, I apologise, but it just winds me up.

    x

  14. Lisa says:

    oh an who the #### are u calling skanky or saying i have skanky “glasses” cheeky c**t

  15. Lisa says:

    dont start me cos am not in the mood for more red shite, the way i am feeling if i started on here , i would be banned off the site!!!

    find another forum an il meet u there !!!!!!!

    Anyway, back to head Slag, sorry Wag, she is releasing a perfume on Monday… jesus tonight

    to everyone else, except the girl above, i apologise x

  16. tammyv says:

    LFCgal – my message was to all the posters of hate. Ladies, focus on the pretty.  It is a beautiful game because there are so many different beautoful boys to go around.  Celebrate your love and that you can have a different pretty from your sisters smile

  17. Patty says:

    You are so right, tammyv – hey, don’t you just hate that they can’t rip off their shirts in celebratory glee anymore?  That just doesn’t seem right or just, somehow.  Darnit, there should be a rule!  Cristiano must be allowed to rip off his shirt after all goals . . Wayne must be allowed to keep his on.

  18. LFCgal says:

    There is a need to hate when people are nasty about my Liverpool boys smile

  19. tammyv says:

    It’s not just a game… it is an excuse for pretty, pretty boys to run around showing off their very pretty things and then get shirtless and hug other pretty boys.

    There is no need to hate…there are more then enough pretty boys to go around. Hell, Claude Makelelele is good for 5 or 6 ladies alone it seems

  20. LFCgal says:

    ‘It’s just a game….it’s just a game….‘ *deep breaths, gets out the popcorn and a massive tub of ice cream*

  21. LFCgal says:

    Oh and you may say if you’d got the Carra pen you’d have got a point, which you’d have brought another DVD out for no doubt, but if we’d taken the million chances we’d created in the 20 minutes before that incident after Gerrard was taken off (Voronin, Kuyt, Sissoko, Riise etc….) then the game would have been out of reach anyway, you had one shot on target, how pathetic

    Justice was done. Face it.

    *rant over* LOL

  22. Patty says:

    Uh . . . ladies, I read this forum for some fun and chuckles.  If I want to listen to inter-club abuse and hatred, there’s plenty of other forums for that nonsense.  Take a deep breath and keep telling yourselves “It’s just a game . . . it’s just a game . . .“

  23. LFCgal says:

    Lisa – LIVERPOOL ARE CHEATING DIVING BASTARDS????

    Take you skanky bitter blue and white tinted spectacles off a mo and consider the first 2 goals in your flukey 3-0 win at Peasants Park last season (the game which you brought a DVD out within a week – lmao we have bigger fish to fry), Alonso and Finnan were fouled in both goals and then there’s the blatant peno we were denied that even Andy fuckin gray admitted was a peno

    yesterday you got what you deserved, gerrard’s momentum was impeded so it was a peno, Lescott went down way too easy for both peno claims, he could have stayed on his feet easy and he had his arm round Carra and Finnan as well

    and not to mention Ratboy2’s blatant deliberate cheating! That’s the most despicable form of cheating because he did it knowing the rules favoured him – it didn’t matter if he was sent off with 2 mintues left he stopped a certain goal and was rewarded with his cheating by us only having a peno which is far from certain – how is that fair? He should get a longer ban for calculated cheating

    Not to mention there was only one team attempting to actually play FOOTBALL

    You take hypocrisy to a new level

  24. RedGirl says:

    Going back to Alex Curran: Finally a decent outfit, but maybe she should leave that orange MASK at home…
    And poor Lilly- Ella, look at her expression… Does she wants some attention from her mother or just better clothes? But, anyway, she’s such a pretty little girl…

    Oh, I almost forgot: There’s no need to discuss about the derby or the penalty…
    Liverpool was the best, they won and they deserved it!! (sorry, it’s just that I got late to the dicussion tongue wink)

  25. brandy says:

    Finally, for once, she gets an entire outfit right, so props to her.

    However, the carb face…. that has to keep her out of the running for head WAG. And I’m sorry, just because Posh is stateside now DOES NOT mean she relinquished her crown. We all know it: she will be head WAG even after she disappears from lack of eating. She created the WAG!

  26. carly says:

    I really wish she would trip on those heels! It would be hilarious!!

    Or maybe the child would have a tantrum and she’d have to get off that pedestal.

    Not that she doesn’t look good, but it’s a football match, for heaven’s sake.

  27. LFCgal says:

    The bag is fab, pattern on the dress I’m not sure about but her pins look great, prefer the red version though…but she just doesn’t match the manipulative clutches of Posh

    You call her carb face but I have a similar shaped face to her, great rolleyes

  28. cheryl bites says:

    Does her kid’s T-shirt say “Save The Queer”???

  29. Johnna says:

    Love Lilly’s shirt and her bag! Poor Stevie has his hands full in that household.

    I say give it to her. I don’t think many people work as hard as she does to be top WAG. There’s only so many shopping hours in the day, you know.

    But seriously, I think she looks gorgeous there.

  30. aja says:

    i must have that dress.  but i’m not understanding the kid’s outfit, and that is problematic for me.

  31. dani says:

    GIVE HER THE TITLE… i love wot she is wearing and poor little lily-ella nearly losing her limb but she still looks adorable x

    Give alex the crown !!

    Well done liverpool !!!

  32. Ella says:

    She looks great, no doubt, but THE title? Not so sure. Give her a couple of days, and she’ll be back on the why-the-hell-are-you-wearing-THAT-train.
    Poor Lily-Ella gets her arm ripped off as well.

    Ah, but who cares, Liverpool beat the damned toffees!

  33. courtney says:

    i think she look really great here, minus the bitchy expression on her face.  finally she’s not wearing anything worth gasping.  she looks very put together and matches in a good way.

  34. tammyv says:

    Saddly although Alex looks good (and for her that = fantastic), she is wearing a dress that Colleen wore really well this week already.

    Colleen wore the red version but it is the same dress and I have to say Colleen wore it better. 

    http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v460/samjadams/colleen.jpg

    It was an awesome try on Alex’s part but unfortunatly, all WAGs shopping at the same store has finally caused a fashion crisis

  35. Patty says:

    confused Hmmmmm.  I’m not lovin’ the pained expression on the tot’s face . . . Says plainly:  “Mum, you’re hurting my hand and making me walk too fast in these f***ing shoes . . .“  A great WAG cherishes The Precious Seed – doesn’t drag it about like a High Street shopping buggy.  Plus Alex has failed to advise her companion that bare, flabby arms after Labour Day (or in fact, after any day) are not a good look.  On the other hand, her companion’s shortcomings perhaps only serve to highlight the Fabulousness that is Alex.  Torn here . . . deciding . . . on the whole . . . “NO” to Head-WAG.

  36. Gal Friday says:

    Maybe Posh goes into a WAG Hall of Fame?

  37. Patty says:

    Even better!!!

  38. lisa says:

    t shirt says

    “save the queen”
    !!!

  39. Patty says:

    Oh, and Cheryl Bites, I think the tee-shirt says “Save the Globe.“  smile

  40. Patty says:

    Like the cut of the frock, but does anyone else think the decals looks like those peel-and-stick things you put on the bottom of the bathtub?

  41. LISA says:

    I beg of you do NOT give hee the head WAG title!!

    also liverpool are cheating, diving bastards!!!!!

    i hope an pray next derby, big Vic shoulder barges the golden boy an breaks HIS legs!!!

  42. robin says:

    Her outfit looks really pulled together. Poor baby gerrard however looks ridiculous. Its like alex thought she’d be the perfect accessory to her outfit.

  43. mrs carragher says:

    alex for queen bee! i love that picture of her (how cute is lily-ella please?) carra’s restaurant is fab! i recommend it x

  44. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    OMG love the outfit! Yes she desrves the crown! Totally!