October 15th, 2007
A Note to Carly Zucker and her Hair
We appreciate the many uses and functions of The Bedhead, sure.
On Sunday mornings, a sexy bed head hair-do can get you served much faster in the pub and allow you to jump the queue at the petrol station, provided you have male servers and/or cashiers.
It is also understood that there are situations in which a bed head doo cannot be avoided, like when your man refuses to put the top up on his convertible and drives 110mph down the motorway like an ass. Other uses for the bed head can be found in intimate dining situations, when you are hoping to be proposed to, and when coming out of the gym. That is all.
We strongly believe the red carpet situation is no time to be shunning the professional services of a hairdresser, nor a comb. Also, using mousse is a felony in most Westernized nations.
Please consider our request, urgently.