October 15th, 2007

A Note to Carly Zucker and her Hair

We appreciate the many uses and functions of The Bedhead, sure. 

On Sunday mornings, a sexy bed head hair-do can get you served much faster in the pub and allow you to jump the queue at the petrol station, provided you have male servers and/or cashiers.

It is also understood that there are situations in which a bed head doo cannot be avoided, like when your man refuses to put the top up on his convertible and drives 110mph down the motorway like an ass.  Other uses for the bed head can be found in intimate dining situations, when you are hoping to be proposed to, and when coming out of the gym.  That is all.

We strongly believe the red carpet situation is no time to be shunning the professional services of a hairdresser, nor a comb.  Also, using mousse is a felony in most Westernized nations. 

Please consider our request, urgently.

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14 Responses to “A Note to Carly Zucker and her Hair”

  1. Thanks for helpful information you catch up us with your instructional explanation.

  2. There is not much else she can do to draw attention,she hardly speaks,interesting intelligent debate is out of the question,she’s boring,personality almost blank. Sad!

  3. The hair? Don’t get me started. As for the face

  4. marie says:

    she looks absoultly stunning
    great dress and shoes
    n her make-up and hair r simple yet stunning
    lucky joe cole

  5. robin says:

    So that’s a female version of a mullet? Ew. She needs a good brushing.

  6. tammyv says:

    I am ok with the hair.. I think it is fresh and interesting, there is a lightness about it that works with the over all look (NO TO THE BOWS!).  Her Make-up is fantastic

  7. Jenn says:

    The clothing is NMS, but she’s a very naturally pretty girl.

  8. tammyv says:

    Why the bow?  NO, NO, NO, Hell to the know on Bring the bows back

  9. carly says:

    I’m worried about the outfit than the hair. I think the bair is slowly getting there, it’s less ‘beddy’ this time.

  10. ivanka says:

    she indeed is a very pretty girl.but i don’t like the dress nor the shoes.and just curious,how tall is she?

  11. courtney says:

    definitely needs to brush her hair, but she is so naturally pretty.  i love how comfortable she is with herself to go out to an event with minimal make-up and a low-key dress, alex curran should take the same approach, although, i could only imagine what a mess she would look without her 10 layers of make-up.

  12. brandy says:

    Awwwww :(
    I think she looks lovely. Except the dress. And the shoes.
    Love the barely there makeup smile

  13. Ella says:

    Hate the hair, hate the dress, hate the shoes. Love the face, love the bod.

  14. [[joeycole<3]] says:

    i think she looks really pretty
    xconsidering i thort she wo wayyyy
    to ugly for
    my joey cole!!
    am pretty shoked she luks relly
    simple but nice <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />