January 17th, 2008
WAG Watch: Charlotte and Alex Celebrate 2008…Late
A bevvy of barely B through D list celebs, reality TV “stars”, and other such riff raff made their way to the OK! Magazine New Years Party on Tuesday night at the Embassy club in London. Alex Curran-Gerrard and Charlotte Mears were in attendance in full fashion-crimes-against-nature style choices.
images courtesy of Splash News/KEYSTONE press
Charlotte recently sold a big story to the NOTW about her recovery from the Jermain Defoe/ Danielle Lloyd betrayal . She confessed that the only thing that helped her get through the ordeal was a new pair of breast implants. Her “triumphant” and larger-sized return to the scene wasn’t without a date – but we’ve yet to confirm if he was a baller or a random.
We have no clue why she decided to flex the glasses and moustache mask. We think there was a theme going on as one of the other guests was seen getting into a taxi with a paper bag over their head. We’re serious.
Not to be outdone, Alex showed up in her usual all-labels all-the-time look. The thigh high (size 14?) boots say, “I’m a sexy dominatrix”. The fringe skirt says, “I like arts and crafts and upholstery.“ Interesting blend of mixed messages, but who are we to judge. If we were attending a New Year’s party three weeks after the start of the year our clothes would probably be rather confused as well.