May 18th, 2007

WAG Watch: Elen Rives and the Belly


We are praying to the Gods of labour pangs to have mercy on your soul and grant you a reprieve from the baby belly. 

You have shopped.

You have shopped some more. 

And then, you have dug deep, deep down, and gone shopping again.  Surely by now you deserve the second heir to the money train throne. 

Plus, your first bubba, Luna, is pretty cute and we’d like some new baby pictures please.

We will get through this challenging time of impatience by reminiscing over our favourite photo of you, drunk on a table in Germany, singing football songs and chants about your man in an offkey vocal. 

So come on baby Lamps, let’s get moving.


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14 Responses to “WAG Watch: Elen Rives and the Belly”

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  2. chick says:

    u lot should mind ur own buisness, im elens mate an i think u lot r totally out of order

  3. Charlotte x says:

    Hey x
    Could You Please Put Alan Smith On Here Pleasee!!

  4. TammyV says:

    THANK GOD… I HATE SEEING PREGNANT WOMEN IN PUBLIC. Should only be locked away in dark cellers

  5. Cate says:


    *pumps fist in air*

    Now she may go outside.

    *gives permission*

  6. CM says:

    Well, you got your wish. Elen delivered a baby girl on Sunday smile

  7. Cate says:

    Pregnant women in public are a direct cause of teenage preganancy, don’t you know. If they didn’t flaunt it young women wouldn’t have unprotected sex.

    They’ve done studies. Leading scientists agree.

  8. Sarah x says:

    Well,, Personal I Hold Nothign Against Elen Because Her, Frank, Luna And th Bump <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" /> Seem Happy Togethe But It Hink Frank Deserves Someone who Is Open And Honest And Doesnt Lie..
    Love You Frankiee..
    Sarah x

  9. YNBA says:

    Yes, god forbid pregnant women be seen in public.  I’m sure if it were dangerous for her to go out, she wouldn’t.

  10. TammyV says:

    OK first of all, pregnant women can go outside, even in the last weeks of pregnancy.  I bet she is following her doctor’s advice and since she has been through this before knows her body and what is ok for her and her baby.

    What are you basing your claim that she is damaging her baby’s health on?  Are you prevy to her medical records?

    As for her marriage, are you certain that he did not know?  If so, how do you know? I have only seen public comments from him saying that he didn’t wish to talk about it.  Clearly from the fact that they are still together and she is pregnant again, it was not a dealbreaker Whatever went down

  11. Becca says:

    Well Shes Not A Hero Then Because She Should Be Staying Inside!Its Hers And Franks Baby Whos Health She Is Damaging…So Maybe She Should Stop Thinking About Herself And Put The Baby First For Once!!!
    AnyWay.. Why Is There Never AnyThing About Alan Smith? Hes Much More Interesting Than Elen!
    Yeh It Is True About The Marriage Thing.. Its On Here SomeWhere But It Is Quite Long Ago x
    Write Back Bec & Charlotte
    ((P.S Please Put Alan Smith On Here!))

  12. Becca says:

    Hi I Lve Frank Lampard.. But He Deserves Someone Better Then Elen. She Was Married Before Started Datin Him And Didnt Even Bother To Tell Him.. veryone ThinksShes SuchAeo or Shopping Whil Shes Pregnant But Normal People Do It So Why Because Shes A WAG Is It Soo Important?  She Doesnt Spend He Own Money Anyway Its All Frans.. Shes Doesnt Deserve To Be Mrs Lampard x
    Becc x

  13. Cate says:

    Becca, dahling. The “URL” section is for a personal website, not the one you’re commenting on.

    Seriously, isn’t she, like, 12 months pregnant? Don’t doctors reccomend bed rest and/or dieting when you can’t fit through doors? My God, woman. Stop going outside.

  14. Dannii says:

    is that true about the marriage thing? i’ve never heard it b4.