May 18th, 2007
WAG Watch: Elen Rives and the Belly
We are praying to the Gods of labour pangs to have mercy on your soul and grant you a reprieve from the baby belly.
You have shopped some more.
And then, you have dug deep, deep down, and gone shopping again. Surely by now you deserve the second heir to the money train throne.
Plus, your first bubba, Luna, is pretty cute and we’d like some new baby pictures please.
We will get through this challenging time of impatience by reminiscing over our favourite photo of you, drunk on a table in Germany, singing football songs and chants about your man in an offkey vocal.
So come on baby Lamps, let’s get moving.