April 3rd, 2008
WAG Watch: Elen Rives and the Bruise
images courtesy of BIG/KEYSTONE Press
Can anyone shed some light on what is occurring with the soon-to-be Mrs Frank Lampard’s face?
(And by ‘soon to be’, we mean, ‘if Frank hasn’t done it yet, he ain’t never gonna’.)
An injection bruise from some form of cosmetic procedure?;
A new makeup trend about to sweep the WAG world that peasants and lowly normals have yet to hear about?;
Is it an errant ink stain from a credit card receipt signing mishap?
We need answers, damn it.