March 20th, 2007
WAG Watch: Elen Rives Shops, Still Pregnant
Kickettes, a question. If you were rolling through the streets at this stage of pregnancy, would you have the strength to get off the sofa, let alone hit Kings Road for a shopping spree?
Hmm, well, perhaps we would drag our behinds out of the private car, buy half a dozen pairs of shoes and then make the driver come in and help us carry them all out to the car.
Because 1. he’s a driver, which is synonymous with servant; 2. We’re pregnant. And we have many shoes. So help us carry the shopping and then drive us to our hair appointment. We still have two and a half months to go - let’s try and stay mates.