March 20th, 2007
WAG Watch: Elen Rives Shops, Still Pregnant
Someone give this woman an award.
Kickettes, a question. If you were rolling through the streets at this stage of pregnancy, would you have the strength to get off the sofa, let alone hit Kings Road and blow through your man’s cash at the speed of light? Twice in two weeks?
Hmm, well, perhaps we would drag our behinds out of the private car, buy half a dozen pairs of shoes and then make the driver come in and help us carry them all out to the car.
Because 1. he’s a driver, which is synonymous with servant; 2. we’re pregnant. and we have many shoes. so help us carry the shopping and then drive us to our hair appointment. we still have two and a half months to go - let’s try and stay mates.