April 16th, 2007

WAG Watch: Fashion Emergency at Aintree

Emergency alerts have been issued for those in the Aintree Racecourse area of Liverpool, England.

Men, women, children, and the elderly and infirm in particular, have been warned of a potential fashion fallout occurring that may cause irreparable damage to their corneas and/or mental stability.

imageIf you are approached by anyone wearing a taffeta shirt with an extensively frilled frou frou low plunging neckline, high waisted cream shorts with gold sailor buttons and a yakkety gag inducing camel toe, run as fast as you can possibly move with your eyes closed. 

Alex Curran is on the loose, armed with an eighties bouffant hair-don’t. 

Do not approach her, nor attempt conversation. Do not try to be a hero.  Just call the authorities, who will promptly remove her fashion decision making privileges and confiscate her Marc Jacobs Stam handbag to give to a more worthy individual.

Side note: if you like a little irony with your morning coffee, how’s this?  Alex was one of the judges (along with Sheree Murphy) for the Best Dressed Lady contest.

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15 Responses to “WAG Watch: Fashion Emergency at Aintree”

  1. Antoine says:

    It is seriously ironic that Alex was one of the judges for the Best Dressed Lady Contest or maybe she has lost her fashion senses now because writing college essays with extensive frilled frou is just so old fashioned style and it does not look good.

  2. Hassan Raza says:

    It is nice to read your article and you give some useful information about it.

  3. Malakai Kurt says:

    TO my view Alex is really a great fashion follower. I appreciate her for her amazing and wonderful fashion trends. Probably she will improved her fashion trends more in near future. Thanks

  4. Alex looks nice now I think. Her fashion sense has definately improved!

  5. nicky xxx says:

    sorry girls i agree with eden..xxxx Alex is the only one hu cud pull this off she has the class to do it. And her wedding dress ^^^ may i say..was AMAZING

  6. Amy says:

    Rebecca Wat designer is it and were u get it from ?

  7. Rebecca says:

    I posted the comment about this blouse looking Trashy on Alex. I can’t wait for the wedding gown, It’s rumoured to be one of three, Dior, Chloe & Elie Saab, all Fabulous & Two ‘Blingtastic’ Designers but I doubt they can work miracles. I’ll bet Alex will look like she has fallen of the top of a Christmas Tree! But then she’ll say Her & Stevie have got a ‘Fairytale’Theme goin on! Roll on The ‘Official’ Pics!

  8. eden says:

    alex doesnt make it luk trashy at all she is the onli 1 who cud pull that outfit off n luk as stunning as she duz leave her alone at least she has got sense.. in men and clothes unlike sum slags out there

  9. Rebecca says:

    I have this Blouse, Honestly, I’m no Chav or Wag-Far from it. It looks sooo much better with Jeans or good old black tailored trousers and a pair of Platforms! Alex makes it look so Trashy, I’m never wearing it again!!!

  10. Aileen says:

    OMFG she looks HORRIBLE!!

  11. carly says:

    I bet she voted for herself!
    How much more slutty could she look like?

  12. ballack's missi says:

    and a yakkety gag inducing camel toe

    and here i was content with the fashion eyesore.

  13. uneditedmara says:

    Die, Alex. Die.
    Oh yeah, and take that neckline with you.

  14. Cate says:

    Oh, Stevie

    I’m thinking that’s a one-piece?

    Wait, don’t Brits complain about Americans having no taste?

  15. phoenix book keeping says:

    I think the snobs should leave Aintree alone – there?s lots of places they can go and stick to their rules and eat their cucumber sandwiches.