April 16th, 2007
WAG Watch: Fashion Emergency at Aintree
Emergency alerts have been issued for those in the Aintree Racecourse area of Liverpool, England.
Men, women, children, and the elderly and infirm in particular, have been warned of a potential fashion fallout occurring that may cause irreparable damage to their corneas and/or mental stability.
If you are approached by anyone wearing a taffeta shirt with an extensively frilled frou frou low plunging neckline, high waisted cream shorts with gold sailor buttons and a yakkety gag inducing camel toe, run as fast as you can possibly move with your eyes closed.
Alex Curran is on the loose, armed with an eighties bouffant hair-don’t.
Do not approach her, nor attempt conversation. Do not try to be a hero. Just call the authorities, who will promptly remove her fashion decision making privileges and confiscate her Marc Jacobs Stam handbag to give to a more worthy individual.
Side note: if you like a little irony with your morning coffee, how’s this? Alex was one of the judges (along with Sheree Murphy) for the Best Dressed Lady contest.