April 30th, 2008

WAG Watch: Nereida Gallardo, Still Here


Yup, she’s still around.

Since we have nothing better to do, let’s all enjoy these flashback photos from the past, when life as a bikini model was sunny, red, and denim-clad for whatsherface. 

As is being reported by the Daily Mail – but was spotted by our eagle eyed Kickettes ages ago – Cristiano Ronaldo’s girlfriend Nereida has been seen wearing specially designed earrings that say “R7” in diamonds or possibly cubic zirconia, depending on her preference.  She’s flaunting it, Kickettes. She’s taunting us with her C-Ron situ.  That’s just rude.

Also, who the hell wears earrings with your man’s deets on them? Isn’t that a tad stalkerish and/or teenybopper?

In other news of the-woman-that-causes-so-many-of-our-readers-severe- and-mind-numbing-pain, she’s cut her hair into a bob. Before you rush to judge that she is attempting to class it up, have no fear: the tight tops and cleavage remain. All is as it should be.

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112 Responses to “WAG Watch: Nereida Gallardo, Still Here”

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  11. Signora Maldini says:

    Yes, Sharon but he’s a whore with talent <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    I mean in the scheme of things – and without getting into the debate of footballers being overpaid – at least he has worked and sacrificed for the things he has.

    She’s just trying to take advantage of what he’s accomplished for her own personal gain.

  12. Tracy says:

    I only have one five letter word for her. SKANK! And yes, i agree with Gemma being better than whatsherface!

  13. Sharon says:

    So Is He STILL With Her Because He’s Hungover? These Two Seem Perfect For Each Other, IMHO. So Why Is She The One Being Called A Whore? Is He Any LESS Of A Whore Than She Is?

  14. Zatil says:

    Signora ~ lol really? I didn’t realize that (probably bcoz my Spanish isn’t THAT good)! Good then, at least we know that they don’t really like her <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

    stoning ~ Yeah. Unless her brain is not functioning. Or maybe she’s too blind/stupid to realize her mistakes.

    Anyway she’s just trying to show to the whole world that she’s perfect-but she’s actually not.

  15. Kiki says:

    Her NUDE PICS were taken by a friend of hers who is a journalist…This guy was the one that revelead that she was CR’s girlfriend…
    Ronaldo doesn’t like him very much so Nereida is no longer his friend…
    This journalist now claims that Nereida was his friend because she wanted to go the VIP parties and he could get her tickets and other things…like being on magazines or papers.
    He also said that those pictures were taken because SHE wanted to take and he published it on the paper he works last year.

    The portuguese paper Correio da Manh

  16. HoneyBee says:

    I can’t believe that those earings are worth that much-they don’t look that great.
    Signora Maldini-you are lucky that my mother doesn’t visit kickette.com(because I don’t want her to know what I’m doing when I should be studying).She adores him(so do I-well everyone does).I haven’t seen your posts before.Wellcome.Love your news.I hate this bitch.His mother should by him a taste in women-he doesn’t have any.But I think she will do anything she can to get rid of her(I will start praying). <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
    Security word-plane19(she will be back on a plane to Mallorca or Slutville very soon)

  17. HoneyBee says:

    She is trying so hard to keep her stomach in,but it shows in the first pic-it’s sagging.I never fought I would say this-but even Gemma is few classes above her.Sad.I’m in the light.Get rid of this SLUT Ron <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />
    security word-certain36(that’s probably her&his;IQ-combined)

  18. Rusty says:

    Dolce, I think those boobs belong to Jessica Simpson, not Jessica Biel.

    Hearing about Guillem Balague reminds me that my ISP still won’t allow me to update my podcasts…how many media outlets employ him?!

    As for the interview, I couldn’t understand el larguero but I understood when Guillem asked Cristiano how he learned Spanish, and the latter said “enamorada.“ Then I turned off the clip because it made me feel guilty about my lack of working Spanish and because I just never need to hear CR, ever. (Does anyone else try to match people’s voices with what they look like? Because Cristiano’s voice sounds perfect for what he looks like, Becks, of course, sounds like a 12-year-old girl, and Alan Smith’s voice sounds too deep for a 5’9” guy to me.)

  19. Signora Maldini says:

    Yeah, like I said, he hasn’t been particularly vocal on the subject and all I can say is thank god for small mercies. Bad enough having to see her with him. I don’t especially want to hear about it.

    As far as the interview goes,it was actually quite funny. When Cristiano said that his girlfriend was Spanish the host (el larguero) asked him was he in love with a Spanish girl and C Ron laughed (proof, that he finds the idea as implausible as we do!) and then Larugero goes, “the Mallorcan girl, right? and C – Ron confirmed. After that they talk about the match but at the end after C- Ron has gone, Larguero is talking to the other Spanish journalist – Guillaume Balague if i’m not mistaken – and the two of them seem *very* up to date on C – Ron’s love life (maybe they read Kickette!) and Larguero was saying that he knew Whoreida and Balague said, yeah lot of people do. Or have seen her around. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    That was a long post <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" /> Sorry.

  20. Zatil says:

    I’ve heard it…and understand a lil’ bit of it.
    Had quite a hard time trying to understand it though,coz it sound a lil’ different fron Latin American Spanish :S

    He didn’t say anything much about her though. But the dj did mention something abt ‘spanish women’ and ‘intimado’.

    Anyway thanks for the link Signora! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  21. Signora Maldini says:

    Well so far as I know he hasn’t really said anything to the press about her.

    The only reference he’s made to her so far as I know since they’ve been “public” was during a Spanish radio interview after the Barca game when he was asked how come his spanish was so good. He said because his “namorada” was Spanish. Namorada in portuguese means girlfriend.

    You can listen here


    It’s in the beginning of the interview and in Spanish obviously so not sure how much help it will be.

    Other than that I don’t think he’s really said anything…

  22. Zatil says:

    Yeah. And I guess we should start planning on helping Mama D hehe

    About the link, yeah – it’s about what cron told the press bout whoreida. Do u have it?

  23. Signora Maldini says:

    Precisely. The poor woman sorta has her hands tied what with not wanting to take her son to task in public but if she could just find some kind souls to “take care” of the problem then everyone would be happy.

    Personally I maintain that we’d be doing the world a service…

    And about what C Ron told the press about what? About Whoreida?

  24. Zatil says:

    YEAH!YEAH!! We should help Mama D to get rid of her! Haven’t done any volunteer activities since I finished school lols~

    ah btw Signora, do you have the link to the news [or anything like that] bout what c-ron told the press?

  25. Signora Maldini says:

    To be fair to Mama D, Zatil. I don’t think she’d come out and say so to the world. C Ron really got on her case before about talking to the press and stuff.

    I’m thinking his ears probably got quite the blistering behind closed doors though.

    Operation Mallorca seems to have been scrapped.I recommend we volunteer as covert operatives for Mama D’s master plan….

  26. Zatil says:

    Signora Maldini ~ Yeah. I agree with u.Hearing that Mama D isn’t THAT mad about that whore’s nude photos is such a disappointment. If I were Mama D, I might have started the ‘incinerate the whore’ plan soon after I met her.

    Dior Heels ~ Cmon! Do it! Rip her hideous hair and poke her fake tits with ur heels! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />

    And to the person who’ve insulted the girls here earlier [can’t remember the name], you shouldn’t have been to this site if you want to say such things about us. you should probably hang out with that old hag Whoreida,together with her other trannie friends.

  27. youth come undone says:

    Dolce, thanks for a very good laugh.

  28. Dolce says:

    Young and drunk?  Pu-leeeze… I read homegurl took these photos LAST YEAR.

    There ain’t enough tequila in this world to get me to a state to take some photos like that… unless I miraculously woke up one morning with Jessica Biel’s body and Karl Largerfeld himself was my stylist!

  29. youth says:

    correction: i have heard of people committing _lifetime_ mistakes in that state

  30. youth says:

    i submit that she PROBABLY did this while young and drunk. i have heard of people lifetime mistakes in that state <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/snake.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="snake" style="border:0;" />

  31. jesse says:

    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/bigsurprise.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="big surprise" style="border:0;" />

  32. DiorHeels says:

    Oh, and is it just me or does she have some serious stomach fat issues going on in the first picture?!

  33. DiorHeels says:

    The trashy whore copied my hairstyle. I think there’s going to be a SMACKDOWN. *straps on Giambattista Vallis* I would own the bitch, seriously…put me face to face with her and I will rip out her trashy hair and jab a hole in the boob implants with my heels.

  34. Signora Maldini says:

    Well it’s been as crappy a 24 hours as its possible to be. Finding out that Mama D has not yet initiated her “Incinerate the Hoochie” plan is just one more disappointment on top of so many others.

    However, you wonderful ladies with your wit and charm have managed to put things back into perspective for me.

    Whoreida will not last. And really, isn’t that all that matters?

  35. DiorHeels says:

    They look pretty recent to me…and I think that at any age you probably realise…hm…posing nude PROBABLY isn’t the best for my self image…well I would anyway and I like to think I’m not THE smartest thing on the planet. Well anyway.

  36. Dolce says:

    Ok, one question… How many days of future posts untill this chunky monkey’s photo can go to the next page?  Cause I like reading Kickette, but when I come here, this photo just slaps me in the face…And trust me, NOBODY slaps me in the face and gets away with it!!

  37. stoning says:

    how old was she when she posed NUDE? whatever happened to being able to have youthful indiscretions? what she did isn’t nice nor something one would associate with being a decent woman. who knows, maybe she realizes that posing NUDE was wrong and a horrible mistake. i assume she has a brain and realizes this…

  38. 4 leaf clover says:

    judgmental and mean! the voice is too judgmental <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/confused.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="confused" style="border:0;" />

  39. Anja says:

    God, what a match yesterday, nerve-wracking till the last second. Couldn’t be happier with the result, we finally broke that Liverpool spell <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
    And that sad expression on Frank’s face after he scored a penalty… I must admit I cried a little, (pathetic, I know, but I always get emotional when I’m watching a match), you know, imagining what was going through his head- girls like that kinda stuff.

  40. Anja says:

    You’re welcome, ladies :D

  41. DiorHeels says:

    @Zatil-Oh don’t worry, I would SO do it! :D Gimme her and she’ll come out looking like a very sorry young lady.

    Everyone’s like “aw how do you know she’s not a sweet girl?“ etc. Um. If you’re a girl who loves to party in nightclubs every night of the week, ride around with some biker guys, pose NUDE for your “modeling” (or porn? which is it?) shots then I hardly imagine you as a sweetheart.

  42. Lil' says:

    WHoreida has achieved something unbelievable: i don’t like C-Ron anymore, i mean his look, at least, he is still a wonderful player, well i am not sure he will remain one if she stays with him but i hope so
    and i agree, she is a feminine kind of C-Ron himself
    and the earrings, i don’t have the words, oh yes RIDICULOUS
    and i don’t like her haircut, not the haircut by itself, but it doesn’t suit her

  43. Kiki says:

    Yeah…he reeealy says “My GIRLFRIEND IS SPANISH”.. Well…what can we do?? Nothing I guess..

  44. Signora Maldini says:

    I think its more of an INfamous thing <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

    They weren’t exactly using complimentary tones. Seriously though, anyone says men don’t gossip…:lol:

  45. Zatil says:

    Yeah. Hearing him saying good stuffs abt that old hag may cause severe damage to our eardrums! raspberry
    And I hope that those deejays DO read Kickette and know how much we hate Whoreida lolx~
    Anyway, is she really THAT famous? Or maybe people only know her because she dates C-Ron?

    Btw don’t worry abt ur posts being long. I enjoyed reading them. ^^

  46. Vlada says:

    ia michelle TN, though I’d never call him hot.  She’s the type of girl I see him with, she’s definately not more whorish than him or whatever she’s been called.

  47. cassie says:

    time out, time out…when did anyone on this website claim that they were a “looker” or say they were prettier than so and so?!  as far as i know, i have yet to see that.  people really need to realize that the point of this website is to talk about WAGS and their ballers, both GOOD and BAD.  similarly with the alex thread, calm down, keep it in your pants, and don’t get bothered by opinions of other people. 

    bobby, you’re saying you doubt any of us are “lookers” and we are saying whatsherface is not very pretty so you’re basically being hypocritical by doing something you are criticizing us for.  this is a fun website and becomes less so when you have people on the board attacking other posters, that’s just silly.  we are all entitled to our option about the POST not about the POSTERS.

    i for one think c-ron is nasty and have said the same in the past and honestly if i lived my life thinking a girl like this would steal away my bf/husband i would be pretty pathetic.

  48. QB says:

    does she has stretch mark or cellulite on her belly????!!!!

  49. Emily says:

    Wow, those earrings are unbelievably tacky.  I don’t like the looks of her, but he dresses like Eurotrash, too, so perhaps they’re a good match for one another.

    It’s nice to see a girl with curves dating a ‘baller, but only if those curves are all natural.  I like her new hairstyle, but she needs to stay out of the sun!!!  Another two years of tanning, and she’ll be haggard and leathery beyond repair.

    (keyword: results66.  Ummm… yeah, Liverpool, I’d like you guys to get a good result today and take down Chelsuck, please!)

  50. dani,,Premier League Queen,,MrsSteveFinnan says:

    carly not the only one x

  51. candace says:

    Is it just me or is she ugly?  I mean bad skin and makeup and hair and dress and accessories and…do i need to continue?

  52. carly says:

    I have a really small computer screen and I’m seeing cellulite on her belly!!!


  53. Rachel says:

    Meriam her eyebrows are bad, but then so are cris’s
    It would be incredibly creepy if a guy had thinner eyebrows than his girlfriend.

  54. one_love=cesc_fabreg says:

    bella.. cant agree with u more dear..

    everyone has their right to their opinions n dont try to act tough online bobby.. its just pathetic..

    but i dont really care bout her though.. my main in cesc but somehow not much dish about nowadays..

  55. michelle TN says:

    For all of you girls saying that Cristiano would go for something different, I think you really need to reevaluate him.  I mean, C.Ron is hot, cocky AND mega trashy and that’s why I love him.  Nereida is the female version of him.  This is just all a weird form of narcissism and I can accept this because it is just so RONALDO.

  56. Bella Donna says:

    She is trying to hard.  Maybe if she stopped people wouldn’t slag off her all the time and she would get respect.  Right now the only thing she has done is take of her clothes, look like a skank, and flaunt it.

    Respect and class are something she will never get or have if she keeps this up.  Cristiano better grow a brain soon or I am getting rid of all of my stuff period.

  57. Meriam (Mrs Daniel De Ridder) says:

    What a slag.

    And her eyebrows are so over-plucked, it’s hideous.
    And she really is trying too hard now, maybe Cris will feel suffocated and dump her.

    And ARGH this site is too addictive. I should be doing revision long face

    (security word: deep13. How deep is this woman? Not very I’m guessing)

  58. klyn312 says:

    she is still whore-riffic tho, nothing can change that fact. I was just defending Christiano.

  59. klyn312 says:

    In all fairness (eek did I just SAY that?) C-ron is still sooo young, he has plenty of time to find a respectable girl… I mean, what boy in his position (oooh ahh positions with ronnie..*snaps back into it*) his age wants a girl to settle down with? Especially one who PAYS for female, a’hem, “companionship”.

    he DOES have a fine booty though. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/cheese.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="cheese" style="border:0;" /> uh, er, um, heheh..little off topic sorry..it is SO nice tho.
    <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />

  60. Bella Donna says:

    @bobby, you can’t argue with a photo dear.  She is ugly plain and simple and I happen to know about how she blabbed about her relationship on MSN to a couple, even seen web cam shots.

    I am sure your no looker either so I wouldn’t critize other people opinions or looks.  Besides, Merche and Gemma got her beat by a mile.  And I wouldn’t critize peoples looks on her either it just makes you look like a snob.

  61. bobby_digital says:

    it’s funny how almost every response says she’s a whore or is ugly or combo of both.. i wonder if any of you know her personally… but lets face it ladies, most of you probably arent lookers yourselves and would probably be dropped in a second for this chick… im not saying she’s a perfect 10, but i can bet she crushes the large majority of you in the looks department… so relax just a bit..the girl is sexy, stop with the hate

  62. Bella Donna says:

    Ew Ew Ew.  She is a skank plain and simple.  Those earrings are tackful and she needs to go.  If this is the kind of girls Cristiano dates then he needs he head examined.  I am so disappointed in him.  She is a gold-digger with no class plain and simple.

  63. Anja says:

    Anybody up for some Cudicini action?


    Maybe you’ve seen it already, but I’ve just found it and felt the urge to share wink

  64. one_love=cesc_fabregas says:

    i’ve got 2 things to say here…

    1st pic-horrible
    2nd pic-Horrible!


  65. Kelly says:

    my eyes are burning!  vampire

    disappointment is not the word for this tranny hot mess. her face is tired and so is her cellulite. i can’t believe mamma d is supporting this!

    Dolce – funny thing is, those VS models are dating American sports stars. go figure.

    if this is what the man utd. wag club is shaping up to be – i definitely would not want to be a member.

  66. Amanda says:

    Does Nereida realize that her new beau is a gay man? Or for that matter, do any of the rest of you “C-Ron” lovers realize that he’s gay?

  67. sarabee says:

    R7….isn’t that the name of his clothing line back home? And the name of his boutique that his sister runs?

    Pah…just freebies then. tongue laugh

  68. Sarah says:

    Haha, Cassie, I was just thinking the same thing!  About her second photo tummy-suck, I mean.  Her boobs are already big enough, she doesn’t need to go pushing them out like that, it just makes her look even more whoreish.

    I’m certainly no fan of C-Ron though, as I’m sure I’ve stated countless times in the past.  So perhaps they deserve each other.

  69. cassie says:

    hmm, i honestly think as a regular gal she looks aiiight, but as a WAG and previous bikini model she needs to tone-up ASAP.  yes she has some ginormous hooters, but so what?!  she needs to get to the gym if she’s going to be posing in bikinis professionally.  i mean she is totally sucking in in the second photo!  also, the earrings are just tacky, but keep in mind eva longoria wears a blinged out # of her husband on a necklace that he actually got her for her bday, so whatsherface isn’t the only tacky one i guess.

  70. Vlada says:

    Awww look at her, I think she’s perfect for him.

  71. Aoife says:


    That’s all I got.

  72. Leilani says:

    After the latest news about her boyfriend, I wouldn’t be surprised to see her toting around some new Klondikes…

    I think if I had to title this picture, it would say “how to be really, really good-looking by trying heart-breakingly hard.“

  73. klyn312 says:

    I suspect the only reason she is more covered is due to the “orange peel” Dani was referring to….

  74. Anja says:

    Funny, I want to slap her and I don’t even like C-Ron…

  75. FabLove says:

    Not that I expected more of her.

  76. Dolce says:

    Ok, so humor me this… When there are women walking this earth like Giselle and Adrianna and Angelina (yes, I know they are all taken, but just as an example), how does she get to play with hotness like CR??

    My theory? I think he’s being drugged…

  77. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Ick!! Ick!! Ick!!

  78. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    Bobby, looking like Whoreida is not a great challenge.  It is just something that none of the intelligent ladies here at Kickette aspire to.  Anyone, and I mean anyone, can buy themselves a nice, big, fake set of tits.  Even men.  Who cares that she has cellulite?  I have cellulite, and I would guess that most everyone here does.  It comes with being a woman, regardless of how thin you may be.  I, however, would not choose to show it off sooo proudly, considering that she ends up looking like a hardened, washed up Porn Star from the San Fernando Valley.  Anyone from California knows what I am talking about.  Besides, we are all here to vent, discuss, laugh, cry, drool, compliment or whatever.  We are not here to criticize one another, or be criticized.  Relax and have fun, please.

    I love C-Ron, and don’t care who he is dating, unless it is effecting his game, and apparently this “relationship” is.  Dump her, or at least date her on the DL, so we can all be spared these Whorendous photos.

    PS Carlo C is Hot, Hot, Hot. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />  Thanx Anja!!!!

  79. Chel.C. says:

    Oh Cristiano, I had always hoped that you wouldn’t actually *date* one of these.  Casting them off after a mere four minutes is fine, but to actually been seen repeatedly in public?!  I had thought better of you.  At least she seems to eat (check the tummy roll) and isn’t a size 0 wafer.

    And I’m not sure what event she is attending, but I’ll give her props for being slightly more dressed than her colleagues.  That said, CRISTIANO DUMP HER ASS!

  80. BJ says:

    the earrings remind me of how you tag cattle and sheep.

    c.ron has tagged her and he is the leading breeding stud…

  81. Gretchen Weiners says:

    Earings are cheesy. Her hair is quite nice though. I do, however, think it makes her look older. And she already looks quite old to begin with. Perhaps a chemical peel on the face?

  82. dani,,Premier League Queen,,MrsSteveFinnan says:

    erm not being horrible but i see orange peel in the first piccie x

  83. dani,,Premier League says:

    haha bitch
    has anyone noticed her resemelance to chanelle in the first pic if you dont know who chanelle is then heres a piccie x

    http://www.kissandmakeup.tv/chanelle mwah.jpg

    when she is pouting she looks just like whoreida

    anyway this thread will upset c9 or just make her angry

  84. marmitey says:

    ain’t no ring on that all important finger! ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

    i wonder if the lock of hair is positioned purposefully over the lips…

    nice sarcastic “headline” for this picture kickette – good start to my morning.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  85. Johnna says:

    She’s got a smoking body. The earrings are cheesy as hell but I love her outfit and her hair cut.

    And awwwww, mama Dolores is there as well.

  86. Cmo says:

    Hellloo….Dont you think she looks like a prettier version of CHANELLE HAYES from Big Brother???

  87. klyn312 says:

    whoa, whatsherface is stacked, pretty much everywhere… gives me some hope of landing my baller one day and rising to star WAG-dom (not to be confused with WAG-dumb).

    We’ve discussed it and my hubby is o-kay with is as long as I pay him a good palimony-HA!

  88. Rachel says:

    Oh Mrs Kickette, i love you truly and greatly admire your total devotion to hotness, but this post is just too much. 

    You say “All is as it should be”, but its not, you just referred to whatsherface by her actual full name

  89. LoveLamps says:

    TFO – couldn’t agree more.  She’s a bitch.

    Ok maybe that was harsh because, as Bobby points out, I do not know her.  Do I really need to know her though?  Don’t think so.  She’s scary and unattractive and why CRon is with her is beyond me.  He could have c9 or any of the other lovely ladies on this site that adore him.  CRon, read this and call these women already!

    Anja – THANK YOU!  Lovely Cudicini pic completely erased horrible pictures of this ugly woman/man dating CRon from my mind!

    Must now search for more Frank pics.  GO BLUES!!!

  90. RedGirl says:

    I’m not a Ronaldo fan, but he could do so much better!

    c9, don’t be upset!! Just give her a good slap on that hideous face and get your man back!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue wink" style="border:0;" />

  91. carly says:

    Anja, up there…
    thanks for the Cudicini treat. It was … <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_laugh.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="tongue laugh" style="border:0;" /> wonderful!!!

  92. kaya says:

    Whoever said she’s perfect for him was dead on… She’s stocky for my taste. Her body without the silicone would remind me of Colleen’s. This one makes Colleen look classy, though.
    I’m sure there are good looking ones out there, but it seems to me the pre-requisite for being a “glamour model” is in fact to be quite ordinary looking. She must be quite an interesting girl with a great personality! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  93. Kiki says:


    OMG…guys are sooo slow!!! I think we really have to tell them everything!

    Since Cristiano went public with the Criature from Majorca he didn’t score anymore!
    Last time was agains Arsenal…right?? So after the game with the gunners he got photografed with her and didn’t score anymore….
    No more kisses to her when scores….

  94. Kiki says:

    I don’t think Nereida is pretty…I’m very hard when it comes to beauty…very picky… I think her forehead is gigantic…her teeth are horrible…her hair is bad..although the cut is nice…
    Her clothes are HIDEOUS! Seriously…it all Ronaldo’s money she isn’t able to buy somenthing pretty…and classy??

    You know…i reeeealy want Ronaldo to be happy…but: COULDN’T HE BE HAPPY WITH ME????

  95. Funny.
    The website ManUtd Pies is asking what happened to Ronaldo vs. Barcelona.

    They should be checking Kickette—we ALL know that he’s been crap on the pitch since Whoreida went PUBLIC!

    Geez….do we have to tell the guys *everything*?

  96. Kiki says:

    OMG! I’m soo proud of myself!!! I noticed the damn earrings whein I enlarged that picture..and said it here that it was a R7 !!

    Mom and Dad are realy proud now!! LOL!!

    Have you seen the pictures if her on the DAILY MAIL??? Mama Dolores was with her!


  97. I think part of the reason she got the fake boobs was to distract from the rest of her odd shape body. The big boobs make her tummy look smaller.

    Defo orange peel Not that I am free of such a malady but I’m not walking about/posing in my bikini.

    The earrings are just cheeky. I bet she cut her hair not for fashion but so people could spot those tacky earrings easier!! I’m not buying what she’s selling. BLECH!

  98. brandy says:

    Her days are numbered I think. I mean, you don’t make dramatic changes to your look so early on in the relationship. You just don’t! You know she did it to showcase those damn earrings. I can’t even be mad at her because if he gave them to me to wear, ie claiming me to the entire world as his own, I’d totally wear them too! Now if she got them made for herself, that just says “I’m a psycho, you should break up with me STAT, maybe even say it with a drunken orgy with prostitutes splashed across the media” <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  99. S says:

    Hey girls, first time poster, but ive been reading your hilarious comments for a while now <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

    Anyway, out of all the girls that would date him he picks her? No worries. Its not like hes going to marry the girl. He has a lot more wild oats to sow before he settles down.

    But seriously, she does need to go back to wherever she came from…like now lol.

  100. Carson says:

    I think Sir Alex is lucky that CRon gets out of bed for the games.

  101. Filthygorgeous says:

    My timer is still on for this ‘relationship’ to end up in the same way as his past conquests.

    I mean Merche Romero had CR7 on her arm when she was in that god-awful Portuguese dancing show and C-Ron was at the World Cup.

    This bird looks rather mannish, except for her booster boobs. The eyebrows, the outfits, her whole style is just so..umm Majorca! LOL. Perhaps both Ronaldo’s like their women with a bit of man on the side LOL

  102. Jacey says:

    If these two reproduce together, the offspring are going to have very thick thighs. Great on a guy, not so much on a girl. She’s so curvy that she does herself no favors with her clothing choices.
    And, do you get to call yourself a bikini model if someone takes a picture of you in part of a swimsuit?

  103. c9 says:

    Dani- Thanks for being such a concerned friend <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" /> It is very upsetting <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/downer.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="downer" style="border:0;" />

    I will not comment on Whatsherface/Whoreida, I will not let myself be brought down by this horrifice silicone thing, especially after yesterday’s win!

  104. RonaldoooH9 says:

    I Hate Nereida Ronaldo Is Mine And I Hate Her So Much. Why Ronaldo Has To Pick These Whores I Will Never Know.

  105. Anja (Miss Red) says:

    I think they belong together. They both have bad taste for fashion. And funny eyebrows. And too much tan… Anyway, he could do better. Cellulite?! I know, almost every girl has it, but babe, if you’re dating a baller (and posing in bikini), try to get rid of it or hide it (and by hiding it, I don’t mean sucking in)…

    I guess I have to make up another name for myself… I just saw another Anja here.

  106. Asma:) says:

    if she is going to wear C-Ron’s initials on her earrings then it should be CR7 cos that is what he is known such as in his book, on his footie boots and his own designer shop in portugal

    basically she should hav got it right so HAHA

    he should just dump her ass and find someone that isn’t a hoe

  107. klyn312 says:

    the more we talk, the more I see how truly perfect she is for him….

    and um HELLO, the ladies on here are not only above average in the looks department, BUT are also; witty as all hell, intelligent, classy, AND come complete with a sense of humor…Dearest Boobie, excuse me,I mean Bobby, I suggest you either recognize that (and the purpose of this website) or go have cocktails with whatsherface instead of hangin around us “uglies”. And I say that with only your best interests at heart luvie.

    security word=working48. which is what I should be doing.

  108. Zatil says:

    Uhh…she’s a real bitch.  And probably a trannie.
    But how come she’s together with Mama D? I thought Mama D’s mad about her nude photo issue?
    And look at her facial skin…they’re soooooo dull!!

    Cris, please dump that whore ASAP!!

  109. Rusty says:

    bobby, honey, I’ve seen pictures of the girls on here, and they’re all hotter than Nereida. I bet you just like her because she has big boobs, and that doesn’t make her hot at all. That means she has big boobs.

    And I hate Cristiano Ronaldo and don’t want to go anywhere near him, and I still think she’s ugly. I think she has promise, but based on what she looks like right now, she’s ugly.

    ick eyebrows.

  110. TammyV says:

    is she just C-Ron's test skank?

  111. TammyV says:

    is she just C-Ron’s test skank?