August 10th, 2007
WAG watch: Noemie, Diddy and A Yacht
image: celebutopia
At one time or another we have all fallen prey to the P-Diddy party invite, and Noemie Lenoir (wife of Chelsea’s Claude Makelele) is no different.
Noemie, who has a role in the newly released Rush Hour 3, hit the Diddy yacht par-tay at the end of last month to get her groove on with the wide assortment of Eurotrash and celeb-ish types. Rumour has it that Diddy spent a good part of the evening dancing with her.
The Mirror reports:
“Diddy was really flirting with Noemie,“ says our spy. “And she was dancing provocatively in front of him. Then he invited her back to a party on his boat and they left with friends.“
Did you read that everyone? She was dancing provocatively in front of him. Technically, that could mean she was 50 feet away, but it was provocative dancing.
We’re much more concerned with the garter-tank top Ms. Lenoir is rocking. That is messing with our sense of all that is true and just and fashion correct.

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Being seen at a Diddy party has become a bit C-list now. Especially the all-white party he does.
I don’t think the outfit is THAT bad. Well aside from the the tassle thingees on the tank top and the over-accessorization she has going on. BUt considering she’s like a 10/10 it’s hard for anything to look totally awful on her.
Is it wrong, all I saw were the shoes?? Dancing for Diddy, come on girlie, Serena Miller will cut you for that!
Weren’t those tops in style about 5 years ago? And I though Claude was spending his time split between her and a French model?
And that’s just a shitty picture anyway.
I don’t think it’s so bad, she just needs to get rid of those little things hanging off the bottom. Then it would look like a pretty normal tank-top, yea?