May 14th, 2008

WAG Watch: Noemie Lenoir for La Senza

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Bloody hell.

Sure, she’s a tad unrecognizable under all the airbrushing, but yowser. We’re thinking perhaps we need to add Noemie Lenoir (Claude Makélélé’s lady), to the Finest Five list. Mercy.

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32 Responses to “WAG Watch: Noemie Lenoir for La Senza”

  1. AJ says:

    Bleedin’ buggery gorgeous.

    But, I get some of the comments. There is as much a chance of unicorns flying out of my butt as there is her looking this way in person. Please, keep in mind folks, they’re trying to sell something, it’s meant to look perfect! And please tell your daughters this!

    My friend’s thought I was a psychotic when I said I saw Britney Spears at the Beverly Center a few years back and *shock* *horror* she looked very average. Now everyone’s seen the ‘un-made-up’ Britney and they get it. It’s illogical to aspire to pure science fiction.

  2. freddiegirl says:

    This actually makes me a little sad.  The woman is unbelievably gorgeous yet she was still photoshopped within an inch of her life.  That’s just…..wrong.  And we wonder why women and girls have such unrealistic standards of beauty these days.  It’s worrisome the the desicion makers at the head of this campaign felt the need to improve upon a woman who is already lucky in the genetics lottery.

  3. brandy says:

    Well, she’s definitely more hot with hair LOL. However, for me, she loses the hottness factor due to the fact that she sticks around whilst her man cheats on her more than Ashley Cole cheats on Cheryl. I guess I am just not so forgiving when it comes to quietly taking your cuckhold’s horns. So not hot.

  4. Johnna says:

    *giggles at Cheryl*

  5. cheryl bites (Jos says:

    Johnna: no, no, not at all. *Coughcough*

  6. cheryl bites (Jos says:

    Johnna: no, no, not at all. *Coughcough*

  7. lol says:

    *all* your comments made me laugh out loud.

  8. Jacey says:

    That’s….that’s…..THAT’S COMPLETELY UNFAIR! I’m not bad looking, but all the airbrushing in the world could not achieve that for me.

    Sigh.

    (security word develop45—hahahahaha, maybe I will finally develop the chest she has!)

  9. Johnna says:

    Eh, I think there are much hotter WAGs than her. Not that I have a list or anything. *shifty eyes*

  10. Becca x says:

    She looks gorgeous!
    She looks alot better now she has hair, why she shaved it off ill never know.
    Jealous.

  11. Lil' says:

    She is gorgeous
    and that’s partly why I don’t understand why Makelele cheated on her (I am almost sure I have heard he did) and besides I have heard her saying that she is annoyed that Makelele always want to see porn movies (?). <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grrr.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grrr" style="border:0;" />

  12. Lil' says:

    She is gorgeous
    and that’s partly why I don’t understand why Makelele cheated on her (I am almost sure I have heard he did) and besides I have heard her saying that she is annoyed that Makelele always want to see porn movies (?). <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grrr.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="grrr" style="border:0;" />

  13. Sarah x says:

    Oh God, She Looks Amazing..
    Very Jelous.

  14. Rusty says:

    I’m at the gym, where there’s no laptops and no broken trackpads, and she’s making me want to work out more. I have a wedding to go to in July, and I want to lose at least 10 lbs by then.

    There are supposedly no La Senza stores in the US, according to the store locator, which makes me feel better about myself.

  15. cheryl bites (Jos says:

    *Unimpressed* I totally fail to see the point of hiring a very good-looking person and airbrushing them until they look ugly.

  16. cheryl bites (Jos says:

    *Unimpressed* I totally fail to see the point of hiring a very good-looking person and airbrushing them until they look ugly.

  17. tammyv says:

    She has been my girl crush for years…I would totally swtich teams for her.

    She is insanely hot, plus drop-dead beautiful, oh and she had a career before an during her WAGdom..totally idependant of Maka

  18. DiorHeels says:

    Bloody hell, am I jealous!

  19. Asma:)CR7 says:

    Wow she looks amazing

  20. Avenath says:

    She looks amazing…simply stunning!..yeah, it’s airbrushed but am sure she needed something to begin with…

    Sigh…think i’ll banish all La Senza undergarments for some time until i start exercising again…sob, sob… downer

  21. FootballerChick43 says:

    I’m green with envy. VERRY jealous of her figure.

  22. Filthygorgeous says:

    I can’t see what Claude sees in her? LOL.
    Wow, now SHE is a gorgeous wag! 
    No need for chavtastic tracksuits here when you’re rocking a Victoria’s Secret model figure! This girl is just naturally hot! Damn her! LOL

  23. Pavi says:

    She really is so gorgeous.  Perhaps this picture will finally motivate me to get back into exercising.

  24. DC says:

    she is so PRETTY!

    ::is jealous::

    SW: human
    lol. yep, that’s me.

  25. Wow.  It must be great to have boobs so perky that your bra serves as mere decoration.

  26. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I do not look like that in La Senza underwear!!

    This woman is too gorgeous!! She looks amazing, even though she has been airbrushed to within and inch of her cellulite!!

  27. Neryss says:

    wow what a body! *sobs into tea*

  28. Aoife says:

    Wow…amazing! She is stunning. I have to click on this post so quickly in case work people think I’m checking out something dodgy!

    LTG – I hear ya. I’m trying to block out the pizza and icecream I inhaled last night.

    On a side note: I love La Senza.

  29. Yes, she’s gorgeous.

    Are you trying to make me feel guilty for all the cookies I ate last night watching American Idol? I think so!

  30. Lazynative says:

    Stunningly attractive lady; always heard about her but never seen any pics till now. Don’t know what is running through Makalele’s head if he is fooling around on her tbh.

    Was it true that she appeared in one of the M&S;ads in the UK a while back or is that an urban legend?

  31. c9 says:

    Thank You kickette for Noemie love!! She’s my favorite WAG, obviously, and she’s as FIERCE as they come!!

  32. Moongirl (Mrs Senderos) says:

    I can’t comment – im way too jealous to say anything sensible!!