April 29th, 2007
WAG Watch: Victoria Beckham Signs The Papers
We can all rest easier, take that vacation, and just exhale, now that the Beckhams have found a house in LA.
Victoria flew into LAX on Saturday to take care of business and sign the contracts. Question: couldn’t they just have the paperwork faxed over? Did she have to fly to LA in a nippletastic outfit? Perhaps that was included in the contract terms.
The house costs between £10 -£15 million and was described as “modern, airy, very light and spacious with lots of windows,” by a source close to the Beckhams. Let us state for the record that we sincerely hope no one paid that source for this useless piece of information. Isn’t that description fairly gosh durn obvious?
Perhaps if that wasn’t put on record, many innocent people would be concerned that the Beckhams would choose a hovel with no windows and an outdoor loo as their place of residence in LA.
If anyone would like to hire us for some expert insider quotes, please take this one as an example of our skillset: The Beckhams bought a house they really like. It is big.”
The house is next door to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes, has a cinema, pool, tennis court, six fountains, six beds, seven bathrooms, and a guest apartment, but the grounds are much smaller than the Beck diggs in Spain or Beckingham Palace in Hertfordshire.
image: just jared
Fashion notes: Five hours after arriving, Victoria had changed outfits and charged a little happy with her black Amex card at the boutiques on Sunset (Marc Jacobs, Abercrombie etc). We have to give her props for recycling this Louis Vuitton skirt and 5-figure Asprey alligator handbag – she wore in it NYC back in Sept 2006. This time around she threw on a pair of the YSL Tribute pumps we would happily sell our souls to the devil for.