January 18th, 2007
WAG watch: Victoria Beckham’s brains
Never question the wisdom of the Posh One.
Let us count the ways she is wise:
She knows the secret to fitting into child sized clothing (hint: it involves never letting food pass your lips); she’s churned out three heirs to the Beckham throne all without having to break a sweat or suffer the indignity of natural childbirth; and now?
She’s publicly denounced Scientology.
Or so we’ve been told by our BFF, the ever reliable tabloids.
The Sun UK is reporting that Victoria has pshawed off concerns that she and David will become Scientologists. Their high profile buds, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have been courting Victoria with literature on the “religion”.
Side note: remember a time when Tom Cruise was sort of cool and somewhat attractive? Now? How creepy are you, dude?
Rounding out the high profile friends trifecta, Marc Antony and Jennifer Lopez have become chums with Victoria and are also on the hit list for conversion.
So why has Victoria nixed the religion? Is it the concern over the Brand Beckham’s reputation if they convert? The limited film roles? The explaining to the children about all the alien stuff? Nope. It’s the cash.
A source close to the family said: “Victoria is having none of it. She can’t see the point of joining something like that where you have to donate money.“