May 6th, 2008
WAG Watch: Whatsherface at Work
For those who have any interest (we’re guessing possibly three, maybe four of our heterosexual male readers), here’s Cristiano Ronaldo’s g/f working it out in a bikini contest.
C-Ron loving Kickettes, it’s a pain that never ends, yes?
thx LL!
Im really gonna have to stop working! Theres too much to catch up on by the time all my little darlings have gone home!!
Oh! and we have men too now (or ones that we now know of anyway!) i assume you just pop in now and again? Surely your not mad enough to trawl through all our hot baller love threads are you????
As for D day im going for 14th Feb
Just to be different and to traumatise my fair Mancunian friends :p I’m going to say he’ll settle down *smirks*, she’ll pop out a few greasy, fat-necked bubbas and they’ll live happily ever after in marital bliss, which may/may not occasionally be interrupted by a few skirmishes with hookers, after all he has the ‘baller gene <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
There is no June 31st, Mrs. X. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
“She thinks Whatserface is just a female version of C-Ron himself.“
I’ve never thought that before. I’m kinda confused too, I mean I don’t like Ronaldo (ignoring my brief fantasies of that bum and those thighs!!) but I still don’t like Whoreida. She is just scummy!! Also wouldn’t say she was chubby at all, I am a similar build, just with real boobs. It’s better than her being stick like.
I’m going with 16th June for them spitting.
Security Code : happened31 – OK I’m changing my guess to May 31st, or should it be June 31st. Errrrrrm, I’ll go with June 31st!!
LucyLu, I’m going to say she’ll last through Euro2008 because she’ll want to flaunt herself in full view of the world press for those few weeks. Late August, when Cristiano has to get back to serious work, and isn’t spending so much time with her – that’s when it will happen. I’m gonna go with August 31.
I’m making notes of all your predictions, girls. We’ll have to figure out a prize for the closest. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
LOL! I saw this video a a couple of days ago…
Dear Christ!
Why…i mean WHY…does she has to walk wih her legs so open?? Is she burned or something? Or maybe hurt? FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Andwhat about the class to walk on a runaway?? FEROSH!
I can’t stop laughing everytime i watch it!
Or actually..should I cry??
I think she’ll stay with him long enough to score a visit to Austria and Switzerland. So my guess is August 25th.
Oh no, not more of the chunky monkey!!
I have absolutely no idea what he sees in her
Would I date her? It sounds cheesy, but I don’t really know her so it’s hard to say. You can’t say that you’d date someone based on their looks alone, that’s not the question you’re asking. But judging the book, by it’s cover, I’d say no, maybe 1 or 2 dates.
I think it’s ironic that anyone here is calling anyone else a spy. Those who stalk in glass houses…
As for a previous question: My girl likes Petr Cech, and thinks Ronaldo is greasy and slimy. She thinks Whatserface is just a female version of C-Ron himself.
We should so do that Fourth. Everyone should pick a date when they think Whoreida’s luck will run out. The Kickette who guesses the closest date wins… erm… an imaginary cash prize and a cuddly toy.
I’ll go with July 20th.
Wow…I have been away and have plenty to catch up on!
This has got to be one of the funniest things I have seen!!!
The strut!
The arse!
The gimp! ( Was that the compere? I’ll have to watch again when my poor sides have stopped aching.)
And I best put on some mascara if there are males amongst us….don’t want to scare them away!!!
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
Well, we all knew she was a class act. I don’t understand how she’s a bikini model, she looks like she is about to start oozing out of her skin and some blow-up entry valve. Skin texture here is really not tip-top…
But aren’t bikini contests really just boob contests anyway?!
Wow, I’m with you lazynative. I didn’t know a group of women could call someone like that chubby. I didn’t know it wasn’t just the male version of the perfect body (ie, thin as a rail) that we were fighting against, but our own version as well. Give me her body everyday as opposed to Cheryl Cole or Victoria, no matter how pretty their face is.
I love having some men around. Hey guys! <flutters eyelashes>
I always suspected we had a few listening in.
Now, about Whoreida. Don’t get your collective knickers all in a knot. She’ll be gone before the Mancunian snows fly. I’ll take bets on it.
We need to set up a Whoreida D-Day (D for dump) countdown clock.
THANK GOD my internet is not loading properly and I can not see this picture!
I am actually indifferent to her but I love so good C-Ron caught with his pants down stories.
She will not last, after all he likes variety.
As for the boys, Hi to you all. I know that I have sent several over here to support the site. I can see your idea of the appeal of her. She is slutty hot…I can a boss that said all guys have two types: 1.) their actual type 2.) poledancer types. She is clearly #2
@Jacey ~ i totally agree with u – the same thought popped in my head when i saw the headline “ At Work’! lolx~
Yucks…she’s simply skanky. I hate her.
or as much of a perving as can be done while screaming yourself hoarse and hugging so many randoms
Enough Already – I wish torres would too <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> At Kickette we pray daily that the hair gods will soon pounce and relieve us of the atrocity on his pwetty head, I mean it’s even looking a little ginger <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shuteye.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="shut eye" style="border:0;" /> :p
I do long for the sweet days when he first arrived and had the floppy but sexy hair, the way it was when he scored against Chelsea on his Anfield debut and I was sat a few rows away in Anny road and got a close up perv <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
I am so glad I am blissfully unaware and uninterested in Whatsherface and any ‘relationship’ she may be participating in with the KSW!
hetero male # 4 slithering out of the woodwork here; never thought too much of her to start with, feel sorry for anyone who ends up with the manwhore though.
am a bit surprised to hear that many of the ladies here think she is tubby; think she is average build myself but these days we all expect BMIs to be at least 20% less than what is normal!
Do like the site; some of the wardrobe/style-related comments fly over my head but that is to be expected I suppose.
I want Gemma or Merche back, ASAP!! Or even Luciana, this is beyond WORDS!! I don’t even like him, but I just cannot understand his liking for her, ewww… <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />
and happy to see that we have some (heterosexual) male infiltrated…
seriously you would date whoreida?
i insist, “date”
Bloody hell, Tammy. I’d pay for the hookers myself if it meant getting rid of Whoreida.
At least the hookers go back into the woodwork when you’re done with them. We’ve had to put up with this creature for weeks now.
Agh.
haha love it
word:aid81
yes cron is in definite need of aid
Also, I am in no way for size 0, but surely she can’t have thighs like that and be a model? I mean seriously, that means I could be a model and that’s just not right. And its not ‘glamorous’ either. Its just whorey.
security word—> feel64. She makes me feel…SICK
you know what
the more i learn about WHoreida the less i hate her
i care less and less
i mean, seriously, who thought C-Ron would date someone like, let’s see,Kate Middleton?
I think they have a kind of look alike (WHoreida and C-rON)
she is just a girl who needs the look of the others on her body to feel good, really if it is enough for C-Ron, it is great for both of them
the whole story has made me open the eyes on C-Ron, no i think he is not even part of my finest five
he is a great player but why would we forgive him to hire hooker and be so mad at her because she has participated to a bikini contest
if men were not so attracted to fake boobs, girls would not have boob jobs (or 90% would not…)
i am only sad for c9 and other C-ron lovers indeed
but i am sure he will not stay with her forever
…
don’t know why i am serious about things like that
it was my feminist moment of the day
i have read that he has offer her a 25 000
im actually thinking that gemma was better than this
Does she makes anyone else long for the days of hooker orgies?
LFCgal –
I’ll get right on it.
But I’m drawing the line on the Torres hairband.
I saw this video about a week ago and believe me I wasn’t surprised at all. Nothing says “I am a skank” better than that video. It is just ew ew ew and ew all around. She has no class and it is just sad that a guy with all that talent dates hoes like that. He needs to dump her fast or this is one fan that is throwing in the towel and switching to Owen Hargreaves, that is.
And dare I say it too, I miss Merche and Gemma.
Regarding my name- I’ve decided I want them both so yeah, I’m just going to be a greedy cow and keep them both to myself. And rent them out to people for one-night stands <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
Also, grrrr, WHY is this ‘woman’ still around? Why? She has that crazy gurn-y smile which just makes me want to stab someone.
And YAY, there are guys here! I knew this site wasn’t only for people like me <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grin.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grin" style="border:0;" />
And now seriosuly Kickette, why do this to me? I NEED to revise. Need to? Do you want me to fail? Do you?
Wow long post. Goodbye
dammnit, I forgot C-Rodent, well that’s easy – go out and buy horrifically huge amounts of grease (no need for me to say where you then apply it) and also hand your CV into the local kebab shop
hehe run13 – why haven’t these men run at our insane antics?!
Xabi huh – smart lady <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Maybe you could incorporate some of the ‘philosphies’ of the men on that list of yours into your own daily routine – stick a booboo on your head for Xabi, grow a bit of face fuzz for Becks and permanently wear just your Armani panties, and if Frankie Lj is supposed to be Lampard – get a bit too aqquainted with all-black leather again? Roque we’ll let you off for, since it’s hard to imitate a god <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Hm, my security word is another – any more lurkers belonging to the male species want to ‘fess up?
Oh Jacey. If only you could see it. It’s a video of her at a bikini contest strutting around in ALL her vuluptuous (a.k.a. chubby) glory. Truly disturbing.
good god, she is naaaasty. i love how she’s workin’ it and thinking she’s hot sh*t though…very funny. i mean, honestly, as some others have said, i am not surprise he is with someone like her, but it doesn’t mean she isn’t gross.
and i agree with one of our lovely male readers, she obviously does something c-ron likes because i can’t imagine looking at that thing naked is a pleasure….although he could always bust out his sunglasses again, maybe she can see her own reflection then and go to the gym and tone up ASAP.
Kickettes –
I certainly didn’t mean to offend when I suggested that you all incorporate some of Herself’s, uh, philosophies into your playbook.
We hetero men are simple creatures. Consider Whatsherface as Exhibit A. Of course we appreciate the higher intellectual level offered by Kickette commenters. But when she wears that bikini, we’re not sneering because she looks “shorter and tubbier” as someone mentioned. No, we’re thinking…well, you know.
For the record, my wife loves C-Ron. And Roque Santa Cruz. And Xabi. And Becks. And Frankie Lj. (Hmmm. This list has gotten a little long!)
arrrgghhhh! For some reason the photo is not loading, and so now I am left to my imagination. Since the headline says “at work” I am imagining her on a dirty street corner leaning into a car and answering that age old question: How much?
Am I right? Is that the picture I can’t see?
Blair, it’s ok honey, take deep breaths, nothing and I mean NOTHING will stop me from stalking my Liverpool boys, I’m fearless, completely unashamed and most of all – relentless
I think we should call them “The Spys”
HAHAHA! THERE ARE SPYS IN OUR MIDST!
They are going around and telling all their mates the dirty tales we tell and our psychologically unstable stalking nature!
THE SHAME! THE SHAME!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Anyone else feel like the naughty child caught red-handed?! Like this is a strictly female indulgence?!
And surely we need a name for the males now, it just won’t do to call them kickettes….?? And we can’t really shorten it to ‘Kicks’, as apt as it would be
They have well and truly infiltrated our beloved Kickette
Uh-oh, they know about everything
wow and any thoughts or doubts that anyone had that she was classy….right out of the window
Eh, at least she has more of a “real” body and isn’t stick thin.
I’m not all that sure how she’s moving in for the summer when Cristiano is going to be playing in another country for about a month of it, and then spending the rest of his vacation in Portugal before heading back for training end of July-ish. Maybe she’ll just keep it clean until then.
We like to sit at the back of the class, but you questioned our existence, so we commented.
You didn’t expect us to come out of the woodwork on Slash Fiction or the Thigh-Off did you?
That’s right, we know what’s going on here.
Hey guys- the actual males on the site- just curious to know if there are any of the WAGs you really, really like. I would love to hear the hetero male opinions. I"m sure they’ll differ in much the same way our opinions of the ballers do, but it would be fun to hear it. Also, who are the ballers you guys like? Your heroes, the guys you’d like to hang out with, etc.?
What’s goin on?! have you all decided to crash the party and crawl out of the woodwork or is this just our lucky day :p
Hetero male #3 checking in…
Why is everyone surprised? Isn’t this the same guy who had the hooker party at the start of the season? That’s who he is.
Suzy Q you just made me think of something. We should probably stop bashing Whoreida so much because knowing C -Ron, he’ll go out and find us one worse.
I mean who would have thought I’d ever lament the Gemma days? Or *gulp* the Merche days?
*shudders in horror*
However, it appears that she does something (maybe several things) that are enough to keep C-Ron around. Perhaps Kickette readers should ponder those “somethings” and consider incorporating them into their own routine.
That would imply that we all want to be C-Rodent’s next ‘victim’, well I have news for you
not all of us do, *many* of us are immune to the KSW (Kebab Shop Worker), and no I didn’t just have a temporary lapse at the side profile c9 posted in the Monday Mmm: Lucas neill and C-Ron 
hehe my security word is ‘husband’ – just to twist the knife further, perhaps a wedding is on the cards between Whoreida and the KSW?!!! sorry c9 and co I couldn’t resist :p
LOL @ Enough Already!!! You’re really going to get it from the girls for that one!
As for Ms. Bikini… eugh. Can’t understand why she brings out such sheer hate for me… weird.. makes Gemma A look like a doll.
Enough Already – are you encouraging us wonderfully classy and immaculate ladies to be more like Whoreida????
Can you say ‘HO’?
C-RON needs some good therapy. Like for real. Cos any man who gets attracted to a woman like that is sick in the head.
As one of the hetero males who loves the site, I’ll agree with the Kickettes that she defines cheap.
However, it appears that she does something (maybe several things) that are enough to keep C-Ron around. Perhaps Kickette readers should ponder those “somethings” and consider incorporating them into their own routine.
This girl is just foul, foul foul…
If she moves in with him, I will eat my cat. And since I don’t have one, I’ll go find some some stray off the street and put hot sauce on it.
Can’t be any more disgusting than she is.
Having said that, this is all getting ridiculous now. I don’t believe 99.9 percent of stuff that is being printed about their relationship.
I maintain she will be an abandoned puddle of botox and silicone by the time Portugal play their first match in Euro 08.
NOOO!
This is too much!!
All that crap about being a nutritionist and working at an elderly home was a lie.
She’s a night lady…of the worst kind.
“im one of the heterosexual males, i love the site!“
LADIES!!! We have a real life man on board!! Woooo Hooo!!
I can’t beleive he’s letting this skank move in with him. Maybe he’ll pay her to be his maid/chef/hooker. How crazy would it be to go from a $8/hr job to an $8 million home.
…WTF?
http://machochip.com/2008/05/nereida-gallardo-mov…
…Why not me? (Thank Frank and Elen could use a maid/chef?)
no words can describe…
well, actually “disturbing” works kinda well.
Oh C-Ron…what are we going to do with you? I think a spanking is in order…
Ew. That’s foul. But so so funny! LMAO!
shes a lot shorter and tubbiuer than i remember…
im one of the heterosexual males, i love the site!
“at work” <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/sick.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="sick" style="border:0;" />
Classy, real classy!!
ill, she’s horrible.
No, no, no!! That’s not something I want to think about!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/grrr.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="grrr" style="border:0;" />
Deanna, her not speaking to the press is only about her having the common sense not to bite the hand that’s feeding her, imo.
She has manipulated this entire situation to get at his fame and his money while trying to appear the victim of the tabloid press.
She is no victim.
I’d sooner feel sorry for Donald Trump or Bill Gates than for this woman.
But that’s just me.
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" /> <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />
You read what you want to read Mrs X!
<img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/gulp.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="gulp" style="border:0;" /> I read that as roasting, LucyLu!!!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/gulp.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="gulp" style="border:0;" />
I saw this video last week, and I honestly didn’t recognise her! I know everyone’s saying that she’s chubby and all that, but maybe it’s just a crappy video? Taken with a poor quality camera? Honestly, she doesn’t look as bad in the pics!
I kind of feel sorry for her. I know, sounds stupid, but maybe she doesn’t really want all this attention? I haven’t heard any real interviews or anything, where she’s gone and bragged about snagging the hottest bachelor in football, like Gemma did. And I remember reading somewhere that the she did the topless shoot for financial reasons.
Or maybe I’m just too soft! Anyways, welcome to all the males!
And to clarify to others, I *was* only talking about rotating my Finest Two (/Three
) not the entire Liverpool squad 
Moongirl, that’s what I thought but we are both wrong. Amazing what people will do to bask in fame by association…
Whoreida is a whore.
Cristiano is a whore BUT he is a whore with talent.
*That phrase defines it perfectly. I couldn’t have said it better myself. And yes he does get his hair cut before every game, too bad he can’t get ride of the whore before the game.
*Hey my code is “within36” maybe that means 36 more hours she will be history or 36 days. I am going to hope for the hours.
Going to check my email, Elise.
Surely no one would publically admit to creating that Signora Maldini
Carefree- ‘those who stalk in glass houses’ – LOL That’s awesome. And I’m with TFO- I like knowing you guys are around.
D-Day!
I don’t feel the C-Ron love so I’ll stay out of this one, but I look forward to seeing who wins! lol By the way, TFO, I emailed you earlier.
Moongirl –
There were pictures of him at the hairdressers and his hairdresser was interviewed on radio.
And we wonder why the man is an attention whore.
She’s fat.
I read in Shoot magazine today that C Ron has his hair cut before every game for luck!
which must beg the question what would it look like if he didnt bother!!!
Like the rotation idea LucyLu just hope for your sake you never get to Kuyt!
I have said it before and I shall say it again.
Whoreida is a whore.
Cristiano is a whore BUT he is a whore with talent.
Her only talent is polluting the atmosphere that has enough god damn problems with global warming as it is.
Ahem…ciao ragazzi! I’m sure you boys will make yourselves at home
i say august 5th…i’m hoping she sticks around for euros just so we can see (and hate on) what she wears and what she does for attention. i can just see her strutting down a cobblestone path in austria in a bikini now…..
I am still harbouring thoughts for the greasy one but I’m feeling all Nandoey today for some reason. Seems like Rafa is not the only one who prefers the rotation system <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Oh good evening LucyLu! I missed your earlier post sorry
Are we feeling a little less drawn to the greasy one tonight?
14th Feb is actually Philippes birthday – how strange the date should be the first in my mind
I’m going with September 10. I don’t know why, it just popped into my head.
That was my thinking Moongirl, he’s bound to find another floozy during his hols… unless he decides to jet off to wherever c9 lives!
No prob, Moongirl.
Thats a June 31st Ella? I thought that was a friday night/saturday morning.
Is her bikini bottom on inside out, or did she forget to cut the tag off? More tackiness ensues.
Here in the US there is a woman who has gone out with all sorts of celebrities and she is not especially beautiful. Her moniker explains why: she goes by the nickname “Superhead.“
Maybe Whoreida has some special or unusual talent in the bedroom.
All of Cristiano’s girls know they probably have a short shelf life. I wonder why none of them has managed to get pregnant yet. I doubt Cris is using a condom.
MXA: There is a June 31st! It’s that summers night when we go bonkers and wake up somewhere we don’t want to talk about with our bikinis inside out and tummies smeered in strawberry daquiris! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
@Blair: August 25th?? Why that’s my b-day and what a wonderful prezzie that would be!!
Actually, I don’t think they’ll last that long. My vote is early June (1st).
I mean, come on, her glorious public “debut” has just added to the ridicule that is his life… just like the diving… and the hookers… at this rate, he’s always gonna lose out to Kaka… and anyone else who can proudly pass an STD test.
Hmmmm! I think i may have to review my choice of D day (is that allowed Fourth?)
You all seem to have actually put thought into it and based your guesses on probability – i just picked the first date that came into my head <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" />
Right im thinking def after the Euros and a nice holiday but before the beginning of the new season so im going with July 29th – is that ok?
Oo how rude of me – welcome to the site, men. If any of you look like Fernando Torres, please raise your hand and step into the light. And away from Malin (she gets the real thing, not fair to hog the imitations too) <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
I laugh everytime I see that video too. It is just well too well, ew. The more I see of her the more I want to puke up my lunch. She is everything that a woman doesn’t want to be in life rolled up into one fake boob package. She is the definition of just how low a woman will go to get famous.
He should dump her before people start to question his ability to not turn into another “Beckham” franchise (no offense to them).
“I was feeling fat and out of shape but after watching that video – I feel much better! Thanks Kickette!“
Kickette – building self-esteem since 2007. You’re almost like a public service!
Oh yeah, whooooooops <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/embarrassed.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="red face" style="border:0;" /> I blame the smirnoff ice I’ve just drank. OK well I’ll go back to my original guess of June 16th.
Should we feel bad that we are taking bets on when they will split up? I’m not sure if I should feel mean. I don’t, but think I should. Oh well… <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shade_smirk.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="cool smirk" style="border:0;" />
If she can nail C-Ron with that face and body, surely I shouldn’t have any trouble getting myself my own footballer.
Yesterday, I was feeling fat and out of shape but after watching that video – I feel much better! Thanks Kickette!
Hehe Mrs X – June 31st
June 31 st does not exist
but i think they will break right after the Euro because i will want to have fun during his holidays
and fun = girls
if the Portugal wins the Euro (which i don’t wish) i give her 10 days more to benefit from the light that will be on her bf, so 15th July for me
number 57, yes we will be the 57th???
hum, what can be worst than WHoreida??
brazilian trannies? maybe he will follow the example of the other Ronaldo, there is a problem with this name, Ronaldinho, is not exactly a faithful guy attracted to quiet and smart girls, is he???
Honestly, I really couldn’t care less about the girl. I don’t like CRonaldo, never have, and I seriously doubt I ever will. So I really don’t give a flying you-know-what about who he dates. I agree with whoever up there said that she’s like a female version of C-Ron though, they both seem pretty whore-ish.