May 28th, 2008
WAG Watch: Whatsherface on MSN
For the Kickettes emailing us like mad over the news in the tabloids that whatsherface is stating an engagement situation with Cristiano:
We can confirm that Nereida Gallardo has definitely been online chatting regularly about Cristiano and their relationship on MSN.
These photos are from a recent session where she was telling chat friends that she and Cristiano are engaged and are trying for a baby.
She also says that he is not going to Real Madrid – she “doesn’t want him going there”.
One reader told us Nereida is “on MSN anytime she is not with him [Cristiano], telling anyone who will listen anything they want to know about him.“
Other random bits of info:
-Nereida logs into Spanish message boards using the creative moniker of “Cristina”.
-A blurry mobile video taken on the low of Nereida chatting avail to see here.
-More pics of Nereida in full hooch mode avail here.
-Information from a sell-out ex that Nereida is “wild” in the sack avail here. (NSFW)
-Our advice on what to do after reading this post: take a hot cleansing shower.
Btw, our magic eight ball says that all signs point to hell no on C-Ron being engaged, and we’re waiting to see a ring and some form of official document signed by witnesses before we believe otherwise.
A final note to whatsherface: when you are in an actual relationship with a baller, there is a certain amount of decorum one must call upon. Certainly, we would want to place a full page advertisement in the Sunday papers to let the world know of our increasing wealth and about all the sex ‘n such, but we would never actually do that. We would just brag in private to our mates whilst loading up the new Merc with shopping bags. We suggest you do the same. This is tack on a grand scale.
Thanks to A and E!