September 14th, 2010
Wagabee Denied: Iker Casillas Issues A Statement
See this ‘bish, please’ face? This is what you get if you take Iker’s name in vain.
Let this be a warning to the media and those who reside in the Iker Casillas Fangirl Network (of which we are proud sponsors), the Saint will not have you besmirch his holy name.
An Argentinian lady by the name of Luciana Salazar recently was name-dropped in fairly standard “party girls with footy boys” style by the Argentinan paper, Clarin. They’ve claimed that the Spanish boys had a night out on the town after their game in Buenos Aries accompanied by several ladies, and that Iker and Luciana spent the night together.
But it would seem there are no sordid tales of love, lust and three-fingered glove hand-holding, because Iker quickly issued an official smack down on the story, saying, he’s never had a conversation with Luciana, has never actually met her and doesn’t even know who the hell she is. Couldn’t spot her in a line up of Wagabees if he tried. He’s also planning on suing.
FYI 2. The straight out denial accompanied with lawsuit part tends to mean the footballer means sirius bizniz.
Lesson learned. T’would seem Iker no likey tall tales about his personal life, but he clearly does not want any doubt of the location (and ownership) of his loins for his beloved Pastasauce. Bless.