November 10th, 2010
WAG’s Night Out: Pride of Britain Awards
A cornucopia of WAGs hotfooted it down to the Pride of Britain Awards in London Monday night, and as usual, provided much entertainment with their sartorial selections.
Since we’ve nothing better to do, we’ve decided to use a traffic light rating system for stylishness. What? This is the norm round these parts, ‘kay?
Christine Bleakley (above), was in attendance with boyfriend Frank Lampard. However, Frank decided to abstain from red carpet frolicking, and had a low key in his entrance and exit to the event, not stopping much to pose for photogs.
Perhaps Christine should have done the same?
The dress is quite simply dreadful; one armed sequined trash bags are not the most flattering of evening wear, and the shape does nothing for her.
The sleeve cuts off at the wrong point, the length of the dress is off, and everything needs to be much more fitted in order to do Ms. Bleakley justice.
Our reactions: a very strong – Oh honey, no. A definite traffic light RED. Do not accelerate any further and in fact, exit your vehicle. Stat.
Louise Redknapp (who attended with hubby Jamie) wore a bright Mulberry dress and YSL heels.
While we applaud the choice of colour, we can’t help but think that Louise looks a little, comme ci comme ca, in this. However, after flicking through hundreds of images from the night, and witnessing first hand the horror-dressing from countless X-Factor wannabes and Girls Aloud members, we’ll give this a passing grade, and give props where props are due for wearing a pattern, rather than safe black.
Louise is on AMBER. Not perfect, but she should remain in park until the intersection is clear.
Pregnancy is certainly agreeing with Abbey Clancy, who looks fabulous on the red carpet, and sporting something very different from her usual sex-kitten look. We love the tuxedo jacket paired with the long dress (and her gorgeous leopard print Loubs). We also love that the dress shows off the perfect amount of leg, turning this from frumpy to fresh.
We are well impressed, and rate this an all systems go GREEN. You look lovely Abbey. Please speed away from the rest of the riff raff in a hot drop top convertible.
Coleen Rooney also strutted her stuff down the red carpet in a recession friendly Littlewoods dress (which can be yours for only £89). She paired it with leopard Louboutin platforms and clutch and we think she looks great. Her dress fits her well, and looks much more expensive than a high street creation. Plus her hair is adorable.
Style snaps for Ms. Rooney. A definite traffic light GREEN for her ensemble. Drive on over to the pick up window and collect your Big Mac with a large coke.
Who gets your vote for best dressed on the night, Kickettes?