February 3rd, 2012
Wayne Bridge: Losing His Looks?
It happens to the best of us.
Well, not us personally, but it does occur nonetheless.
The gradual decline of attractiveness is a peculiar one, and we have to admit we’ve felt it happening to one of our former beloved ‘ballers, Wayne Bridge.
Sure, his career has been nothing short of sinking ship, playing for three teams in as many years since parting ways with Chelsea FC. Lest we forget what could be cited as the source for all of his side switching as well his decision to quit the England NT – the supposed love triangle he, his baby momma Vanessa P and his longtime team-mate John Terry were wrangled into. Though Wayne’s been looking more chipper (and cuter) ever since he got together with Frankie Sandford, didn’t he look waaaay better than what you see before you?
Ah, ‘tis always so sad when you lose the love for a former crush. It’s like discovering how the bloke your heart used to go pitter patter for in year seven now has sideburns and multiple Facebook photo albums of his pet cats. It hurts, damn it.
Are we in agreement, Kickettes? Or do we need to give Bridgey time to adjust to his new Sunderland surroundings before winning our love back?