See Wayne’s side-eye? That’s because someone asked if he would pass the salt. Leave him alone, damn it, he’s the bloody PFA Player Of The Season! Yeesh. Anyhoo, let’s all give up a massive congratulations to the Manchester United star player for an amazing season’s work. Now please, Roo: take your vitamins and magic fixey pills so you can be better before the World Cup starts? Merci.