October 23rd, 2007
Wayne Mows, Coleen Poles
Wayne Rooney was allegedly asked recently to take part in a music video for the song Rock Star, by Canadian rock band, Nickelback. One of the band members is a big Man U fan, and wanted Rooney on screen alongside the other guest stars (Kid Rock, Kiss, ZZ Top and Nelly Furtado). Wayne turned the offer down – saying the music wasn’t to his liking. A record company source explained: “He turned it down as he only listens to hip hop and thought it would be bad for his street cred.“
Question: wasn’t Wayne spotted at a Christina Aguilera concert a little while back? Didn’t he used to be a Busted fan? We’re down with Christina and all, but when was the last time she was rollin’ with the homies down Crenshaw?
Coleen McLoughlin looks set to sign another massive book deal. God willing, 2008 will be her year of the Booker.
Remember her first book,Welcome To My World? Those 336 pages of WAGtasticness just weren’t enough. Not nearly. Coleen’s doing another five books, this time fictional stories of adventure and fun-filled adventure having fun. Every page guarantees to feature designer labels and lager. Publishers Harper Collins will be paying her several million pounds for the privilege of having someone else ghostwrite the entire thing.
In other news, celeb rags are reporting that Coleen recently had a pole installed in her and Wayne’s mansion so that she can give her fiance a sexy birthday striptease. That sounds like absolute bollocks to us, but we love the idea of it. We’re thinking she’d go with a canary yellow bustier with matching garter and a side ponytail, and her killer move will be some sort of corkscrew spin. Wayne has apparently already treated himself to a