June 6th, 2008
Wayne Rooney: The Thongs are Out
image courtesy of BIG Pictures/ KEYSTONE Press
Well, that took longer than we thought.
The thong bikinis are finally out on Wayne Rooney’s four day Ibiza stag bender, and we’re not talking about the women.
For those not in the know, it’s a British custom for men on vacay, be it stag or otherwise, to bring some kind of novelty swimsuit along. Why? It’s as much the English way as burning your skin to a crispy lobster red, drinking 40 shots of rainbow coloured liquid from test tubes and waking up on a nightclub floor covered in cigarette ash. It’s not pretty, but it’s true.
Side note: we know it’s Friday and we’re feeling lazy and hungover, but take a look at the photo below. Is Wayne looking better these days? Is the telephoto lens being quite kind to him, or should we just go back to bed now?