March 4th, 2010
WC Friendlies: International Goodness
We’re not even going to ask how you feel about the results of the International games, Kickettes. Because mercy, they were just great for everyone.
Everyone = people with eyes.
Mario Gomez, Germany: We will honestly regret, (For The Rest Of Our Lives), that we weren’t driving along the road where this man was hitchin’ a ride.
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Image: Reuters Pictures
Marco Borriello, Italy – This is a joke, right? Why would God do this to us?
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Nicklas Bendtner, Denmark – Dude. What did the five fingers say to the face? That’s what you’ll be gettin’ if you touch the ‘do.
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Image: Reuters pictures
Niko Kranjcar, Croatia – Okay, so who wants to come back to ours for shhnuggles? Oh, alright then Niko… since you volunteered.
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Carlton Cole, England – The five minutes he was on the pitch seemed like an hour. And you know how rare that is, Kickettes. Ahem.
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Image: AP Photo
Carlos Bocanegra, USA – Yesterday, today and tomorrow Boca. YTT.
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Image via Zimbio
Iker Casillas, Spain – A dream in green. No, we’re not going to apologize for the rhyme. Because that would be acknowledging how bad it was.
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Image: AP Photo
Thierry Henry, France – Thierry attempts to utilise our much preferred body part when a goal scoring opportunity presents itself.
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Image: Zimbio
France and their shorts – Did you notice the delightful array of coloured boots on display here? No. Neither did we.
Ok, so after leavng a looooooooong comment on the midweek mmm: niko kranjcar, i am deciding to do another one.
Niko is by faaaaaaaar the sexiest one thereee. have u seen his eyes? his not overdone stubble…..(cough cough iker). one thing that im disappointed in is his tan has faded massively since joining spurs…..
note: http://habs.theoffside.com/files/2008/10/kranjcar…
miserable weather ;|
& oh oh oh marco boriello has the same boots as me!
x
The "dream in green" rhyme is almost as bad as most of my Iker poems.
I can't wait for the World Cup and its month-long orgasmic buffet of deliciousness.
Oh Kickette,
The joy this has given me on a friday as i get in from a hectic week at work!
Not only have you got lovely Niko, but Thierry and Iker too!
Why have I never noticed the appeal of Carlton’s cheekbones before?
Mario Gomez. YUM.
I really believe Iker is just the sexiest man ever no matter how much I hate the beard. If he would get rid of the mustache it would look better… maybe. But Niko is just yum!!!! And Carlton isnt bad to look at either.
oh and I forgot to mention that Marco lifting his leg like that is pure sex!!!
Niko is looking gorgeous. Marco… your just to sexy for words. Bendtner would get it every day. The French team… that excited about the game, eh? As for Yoann, come round my la maison for a… training session. And Kickette, I forgive you for your (failed) rhyme. As for Iker…
[...] * Les beaux gosses ( Kickette) [...]
Oh Niko.
OMG how can one man look that good…. MARCO you sexy beast…
I figured out now where Iker gets his dress sense from! It comes from his career choice of being a goalkeeper.
Note: the colours, i think they have an influence on the rest of his clothing choices.
When he wears orange, he looks like a carrot on the field, in this pic, he looks like a pepper, blending in with the lettuce( green grass on field).
Yeah, i also prefer the light blue outfit. Anyway, Iker, you look good in anything and im sure with nothing on as well!!!
Where is the rest of the team?, they looked dashing in blue.
I laughed at the end of the match, when Iker took of his shirt to give it to some other player i suppose ( didnt see who!!!). And walked of the field with the green pants, white vest and that scarf wrapped around his neck. It really looked hilarious!!!
My sexy, baby, Iker !!! Love U!!!
the US match…eh, you don’t want a rant, lol. i was pleased to see niko and crouchy do well (pfft, i’m always pleased to see niko). i hope stu gets better soon <33
OMG I love Carlos Bocanegra from the U.S!! So HOTT!!
And captain Bocanegra yesterday scored the goal on the 89th minute. It was the U.S first goal ever against the Netherlands.
3 words Iker. no, not those 3.
Lose. The. Beard.
okay, maybe those other 3 as well.
Hahahahaha! Even though the Germany loss was a disappointment, this picked me right up. Those captions seriously just made my night! Especially about the shoes…. : ]
I approve of the new English kit, Lampsy’s suit, etc.but kickettes, did u see what I saw????when the Egyptian player Gedo came on I was like “Damn!He’s yummy!”
Ok I know there's a hell of alot of Iker-love around here but I just can't get past the beard……Don't get me wrong he's a stunning bit of man but just needs to defuzz! On the other hand, Niko looks too gorgeous for words, yessss…..bit of tottenham v fulham this Saturday should keep me happy Kranjcar wise…..;)
*shocked* are you kidding me??? where is the rest of the marco pic??? *scrollind down desperately* that’s all? can you only imagine what the rest of the photo looks like??? *gives kickette the do-your-mission-properly look*
Agree lol
what was up with the ramos during the spain game? he scored which was awsome but he had some intense fouls, poor yoann =/…. ramos's passion for the game makes him sexy =) but he is a bit of a bad boy, he's always getting booked
Mmm what a delicious post, well done girls!
As for Niko, he was gorgeous last night, not least because of that amazing goal he scored
haha i like the french team and their colorful boots. niko is cute as always. i don't like iker in the green kit, its just not working out. and yoann is still yummy and number 1, hands down :p
Niko & Iker…..Yummiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!
Yup all results of this matches were greats, especially Spain winning France ^^
is me or Anelka looks too tight?? (compare with Mr. 6)
I like Spain’s dark blue outfit, everyone looked very good, much better than the mustard one ¬¬
hmmm so much hotness dont know what to do think i might faint!
FLASHBACKS TO JUNE 2009 – Boca and Iker together.. I approve
I do not however approve of deJung breaking Stu Holden’s leg..
Oh I didn’t know it was broken..poor Stu, he’d just gotten in the Bolton team…he’ll be fine though
def broken. and i hate de jong with the fire of 1000 suns for that. and with no remorse. if stu wouldn't have been so injured, doubt he would've even gotten carded
Poor Stu…. but on the up note Bolton extended his contract until the end of the season.
de jung
are you reading my mind??? it feels like i could’ve written this. i hope he gets better soon, i’d hate to see him miss the world cup.
OMG! I remember the first time I saw that Borriello picture! All I could say was..well actually I couldn't really speak to be honest. I'm pretty well in agreement that the photog effed up majorly by cutting off the rest of that photo! They have left the rest of that photo up to our imaginations…not a good idea. So, it's nice to know Marco is flexible because that means he's good at….STRETCHES! That's the word I was looking for. Stretches are important in football…
Oh boy, that boy makes my day everyday!
A whole lotta tasty. And results that I can live with, except my US boys.
Oh god Marco.
Kickette, are you trying to kill me?? I cannot handle that much delicious Marco Borriello in just two days. You might have OD'ed me!!!
Yoann's got something going on in his shorts.
so is Iker
I like/love/want/need Iker in anything (and that includes the white belt!).
Can't wait until the WC, all that man watching…I mean football!
I like the new England kit.
No pictures of the other Spanish boys in their dark kits? The dark blue kits are SEXY. They all looked gorgeous. Honestly though, I didn't like Iker's new outfit very much. He's still sexy, but his new kit isn't.
This. Those kits…*is dead*
Fernando looks really good in the dark blue. As does Cesc.
Iker…I really miss his light/pale blue kit. That one was lovely.
Ahhhh Mr Gomez! It's so between you and Yoann…..
How can you compare yoann with gomez? :O yoann wins hands down!
well a girl needs a back up, and Iker's getting too old for the job!
how happy was i yesterday…clicked over just as sergio scored!
also, i would like to donate bornsucko to england for our match. he scores really well for the other team, so maybe being on their side he'll actually help his country. i may throw something (like a chair) at my tv if he sees the pitch in sa. one good match against the messicans does not equal world cup caliber player.
Bocanegra *sigh*
Def a proper reaction to this man
Am I the only one who thinks he look a bit like Tom Cruise in this pic?