September 4th, 2009
WC Qualifiers: What to Watch
World Cup 2010 qualifiers are upon us this weekend, with all our favourite boys off doing their international duty.
Here’s what we recommend watching:
Michael Ballack’s Bum (Germany)
Karim Benzema’s Bicep (France)
Luis Amaranto Perea’s entire frame (R, Columbia)
Guillermo Franco’s Dimples (Mexico)
Cristiano Ronaldo’s Aquafina-knocking-over abs (Portugal)
England’s “Where did we leave our car keys?” game faces.
Come on, lads!



I laughed so hard…brilliant, kickette!
I was worried for a moment that there might be actual footie talk on Kickette.
Hilarious!
England's photo look the best. The boys just look confused!
Stevie G looks confused…i could explain it to him…there’s *alot* i could teach him
LOL Kickette ladies, I 'm laughing all the way. The three in the middle (Carrick, Heskey and sorry I don't know) look the most of it.
england look outta it. but go spain and argentina, but pato….and kaka noooooooo i'm torn…ahhhhhhh. i hope agger takes his bruised ass to the stands coz i miss him…..alot 8(
Heskey looks most like the one who is looking for his car keys LOL. love how this picture captures all the expressions
hahahahaha, ill be watching!
The U.S players are so hott!!! I love Carlos Bocanegra!! And I LOVE Chingy! I so wanna makw out with Chingy. The sexiest hawaiian ever!
I loce Carlos Bocanegra and Brian Ching of the U.S!! I'd let them take me however they want anywhere, anytime, anyhow..
Hilarious must-see list! Seeing Cris' abs made my day!
Michael Ballack… gahhh. Just watch the entire thing. Seriously.
sing it sister..!! ;D
OMG! *sssssqqqquuuuueeeeeee* Cristiano and his abs. He is sssooooo DAMN fine!!
What a glorious Friday this is turning out to be!!
C Ron ABS are OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!!!!!!
GUILLERMO FRANCO, *LOVELOVELOVELOVE!* Omg Guille's pic is SO ROFL, Mexico;)
Come on Spain!! And Argentina!!
Aaaw, what about my danish boys? You have to watch them too!
- Well, in fact, you ARE if you’re going to watch Cron’s abs (;
I’m gonna miss a whole lot of all the internationals
Stupid party! Not sure I’m able to watch my danish ones anyway. Bah.
Do your thing boys!
And I’m just crossing my fingers for NO injuries.
I’m not going to watch any of the half-a-dozen-teams-I-support.
Well maybe Portugal if I’m lucky and if I’m really really lucky we might not be knocked out of the WC tomorrow already.
Lets Go USA!
I really need two wins
I just love the WC, even the qualis! next time it'll be in Brazil, yey!!!!!!
Cron is so hot! as always!!!!
Ballack and Benzema too!!!!! loving it all!
Thank god there is some form of football this weekend, international breaks really do my head in!
Looking forward to watching Stevie G do his thing and seeing my new best friend John Terry captaining the arse outta the team!
nice! but what about Yoann? he’s going to be playing too
Come On England!!!
they all look so serious.
Yes, agree w/ all of that! *scrolls up to look at Ballack's bum again* But I'm going to be watching i miei ragazzi. And I'm going to do my best to watch the Argie/Brazil game– that should be a cracker. The England & the USA game will be live on my tv, so I'll deffo watch those too.
um, where is Iker??
Oh so much hotness. Tell you what I'll be watching tomorrow, Darijo Srna's obligatory shirt stripping at the end of the match! The captain never disappoints!
http://i38.tinypic.com/2q3wz1v.jpg
Soo excited about tomorrow, I have my match ticket ready right here *pets it proudly*
It's been so long since I've seen the boys live, should be a cracking evening!
Pique *-* gorgeous.
Ahahaha!! Excellent
Come on Engeerland!! Not that I’ll be able to watch. Stupid job.
lol funny. Michael Ballacks bum
Haha the Eng boys look soo confused, football aint that confusing boys…!
Oy, Robin van Persie for his national team? That is very much recommended.
you forgot Carlos Bocanegra and the USA!!!
i’ll second that!
and benny, and landon, and chingy, and stuie, and clint, and jozy…. shall I keep going or have I made my point
No, no Ching…. everyone else a might Hellz Yeahz, Ching, is a no
Ah, well, I'll take Ching for you…you can take Landy
Cristiano Ronaldo’s Aquafina-knocking-over abs
hahaha
love it kickette!
the england guys look hawtt.
The boys from the Three Lions have never really had daaaamn fiiine form. And to think I'm an avid lover of these bbs.
Haha i love the last one, especially with Emile Heskey scratching his head