August 24th, 2012
Weekend Preview: Watch This, Sleep Through That
Sometimes, it’s the little things that make life worth living, isn’t it? Image: AFP/Getty Images.
Anywho, here’s our slightly irreverent list of weekend predictions.
What are yours, Kickettes?
Chelsea vs. Newcastle United
End in an ill-advised topless jog around the living room.
Liverpool vs. Manchester City, PSG vs. Bordeaux
Lead to ridiculous calls for a managerial sacking if there’s a home defeat.
Osasuna vs. Barcelona
Result in a +10 goal difference for the away team.
Genoa vs. Cagliari
Evade coverage in our Weekend Results post unless someone takes their shorts off.
Borussia Dortmund vs. Werder Bremen
Prompt us to sit very close to the television in the hope of seeing a short tent breakout