January 2nd, 2012
Weekend Results: All Present & Correct
Like all responsible pet owners, we left our snark in the office over New Year. We ensured it had adequate food, water and celebrity list programmes to see it through the night, with the TV turned up loud to avoid firework-related outbursts.
We were concerned that it might be sulking today and therefore refuse to contribute to the first results post of 2012, but you’ll be relieved to see it’s in fine form and frolicking around our captions like nothing had even happened.
If only the rest of us felt so energised. Happy New Year, Kickettes!
If the rumours are to be believed, we should shortly be in a position to post pictures of other Arsenal players in the process of scoring goals. What do you think of Titi’s possible loan deal, Gunner girls and boys? Image: REUTERS/Eddie Keogh.
Ooh, here’s a photo of Nicklas Bendtner not getting into trouble. We haven’t seen one of those for a while. Image: Stu Forster/Getty Images.
Well, the Chelsea team’s style of play is unrecognisable of late, but this is taking it a bit far, Paulo Ferreira. Image: Ian Walton/Getty Images.
In possibly our only successful attempt at keeping our New Year’s resolutions, we’re going to appreciate Nani’s thighs and not mention his missed chances in this particular game. Image: Alex Livesey/Getty Images.
When you consider how suited Peter Crouch is to be playing at a high altitude, it’s a surprise he didn’t feature more frequently in Fabio Capello’s teams at the 2012 World Cup. Image: Clive Brunskill/Getty Images.
Good of the kit Catalonia kit designers to take into account our clawing fantasies. Andreu Fontas, fancy re-enacting this in a more private environment? Image: David Ramos/Getty Images.
If you’re wondering why it’s only EPL results and a random international friendly, it’s because the EPL is the only league not currently on a winter break. Normal service will be resumed just as soon as those pretty Spanish, Italian, German and French boys get kitted up. And we’ll be back to our usual ramblings regarding league position, too. In case you can’t wait for that, here’s an EPL table to keep you going.
With that, please share your thoughts Kickettes. Go on, we managed it and you wouldn’t believe how hungover we are.