November 5th, 2012
Weekend Results: New Day, Same Complex
Image: Eric Christian Smith/Getty Images North America.
Usually we lean towards a ‘multitasking’ approach to the weekend matches; the tendency towards exhibition football by the bigger clubs allowing us to freely surf for handbags whilst keeping half an eye on the games.
Not to worry, though. We’ve compiled a short montage of this past’s key moments for our beloved Kickettes today.
And by key moments, we mean gratuitous shots of men focused on doing their jobs as professional athletes that we have turned into cheap, tawdry moments of objectification for our own amusement.
Raheem Sterling’s tremendous bottom. Need another angle?
Image: Valerio Pennicino/Getty Images Europe.
That moment when a footballer’s bulge doesn’t match his kit? Not very awkward, actually.
Image: Dmitry Korotayev/Getty Images Europe.
Dame N’Doyle’s high quality hip thrust.
Also: this La Liga player-on-player-on-the-ground molestation and Andre Villas Boas excellent hair-to-stubble ratio.