April 10th, 2009
Long Weekend Links
Elen Rives has a fag break outside Harvey Nichols in London. We’ve missed her. April 7, 2009
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Surprise, surprise: men think about football more than they think about sex.
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Well, most men: several Czech players have been busted for having “relations” with prostitutes after their defeat to Slovakia.
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WAG Nicola Mclean struggles to explain exactly why she’s famous to an interviewer.
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David Beckham’s baggy jeans used as evidence in a courtroom.
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Looking for something to keep you occupied this extra-long weekend? Here are three games we can recommend:
- Baller Bingo. While watching the games this weekend, if you see a “crap dive”, “sulky benchwarmer” or “foreign players swearing in English” have a drink.
- What’s your Brazilian football name? We’re “Kickettealdo”.
- After spending two to three hours getting acquainted with this insanely brilliant, best-thing-that-has-ever-been-created -on-the-internets shirt swapping program, you may want to petition Adidas to make this for the Premier League. And La Liga. And Serie A. Etc. Honestly, this type of blatant objectification of male sports figures makes us giddy with joy.
Alicaldo da Costa at your service
Elen looks..bad S: What a mess with those Czech players! what a way to comfort yourselves after losing… *rolls eyes* That Baller Bingo is an awesome idea, lol!
Damn, never miss her!
absolutely L O V E D the jersey swop! they got to do that with all the footieplayers! i would even pay oo see it
Oh and Elen is disgusting. I hope she doesn't smoke around her babies.
Oh my that shirt swapping thing is amazing!! I have no idea who any of those men are, but Jimmy Cowan? You come here to mama, sweetheart
ewwwww. I just made my Brazilian name. it's so ugly. Felix Wauro. yes, that is it. It sounds like a boy's name!!!
Lol Aristeia, didn't notice him! Nuff said about Elen's outfit; the shirt swapping campaign is just b r i l l i a n t! Unfortunately, most teams are sponsored by Nike, but I know Milan is sponsored by Adidas… What do you say girls? Becks and Kaka swapping shirts? YES PLEASE!
I dont know how to say this but I’ve missed Elen *hides*
Heeeey MXA! Your baller bingo is famous!
shirt swapping thing is awesome. should..no must be extended to include more players!! now if you'll excuse me i've got to go back and make them swap shirts…again.
Holy hell… WTF happened to Elen’s awesome body. Baby for the love of god, he’s only a boy, eat!
The shirt swapping is f*cking brilliant! LOVE the slowmo. Tamati Ellison, where have you been all my life?
There aren't words for Elen. Really. That guy behind the door is horrified too. Misty, the baller bingo thing is bloody hilarious! You are a genius! That shirt-swapping thing is one of the best things I've ever seen in my life. MORE MORE MORE!
Love the Brzilian football names xD And the shirt-swapping… : P
Holy hell… WTF happened to Elen's awesome body. Baby for the love of god, he's only a boy, eat!
Ive missed Elen too and I love what shes wearing minus the dowdy boots.
Those are positively yucktrocious. Some nice punka style black heels would look a lot better with the street look.
Love the pink jacket…makes me wanna eat smarties!
Bless her for never giving a f***. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
Ahhhh! Love the jersey swapping and Brazilian football name GAMES. Thanks for a great start to the weekend.
You want pictures her smoking around Luna in Germany?
ARGH, stupid school computers. I can't see the shirt swapping *is dreaming about throwing the computer at the wall* Lol! Brazilian names… mine's Brotheto Santos if I use my real name and Vucinauro with a kickette-like surname swap (yeah I went with Vucinic for obvious reasons)
MXA your game is famous! omg that shirt swapping thing is AMAZING!!! EPL, get on board with this! I love how you can replay it in slo-mo, lol. Why has this not been done before? ewww, those jeans, that hair. and smoking is so unbecoming on a woman. and are her shoes from Lesbians-R-Us? I mean come on girl, you're not poor!
MXA – That Baller Bingo is Amazinggggggg !!!!
I Love It, I Love YOU!! Elen Rives Looks A Messs!! .. And I Want There To Be A EPL Shirt Swap!!Kickette, Work Your Magic?!
Ugh. Just when we thought Elen was gone for good…Hope her appearance doesn't ruin LoveLamps long weekend.Mrs. Xabi — well done with the baller bingo! I think you should take your invention on the road and meet with ballers around the EPL and elsewhere so they too can be in on the game. I think you'd be a great ambassador! lose that girl blog
OMFG! The shirt swaping things is THE BEST THING EVER!!! God, that made my crappy day so much better! Yes, should we start that petition? Aw, Elen, I do miss her. And my brazilian name is simply Ca.
Fame at last!! Thanks Kickette : ) I'm gonna be doing another for Baller Bingo for Tuesdays game.The shirt swapping thing is AMAZING!! I've just gone through every combination there was. Yum, yum YUM!My Brazilian name is Bootezo – I quite like it.
LOL @ Candide, shoes from Lesbians-R-Us! I couldn't have put it better myself. Anyway, that doorman is hot.
OMFG! The shirt swaping things is THE BEST THING EVER!!! God, that made my crappy day so much better! Yes, should we start that petition? Aw, Elen, I do miss her. And my brazilian name is simply Ca.
*speeds in and does virtual bicycleta* Lamiano. That's me! And Gee MXA, you're famous!
I love Elen
Aw, Elen. I've missed Elen's wacky-fabulous wardrobe…On men, psht. I could tell you that.On the Czechs hiring prostitutes… wow.On Nicola Mclean, wow. I lost brain cells watching that.On David Beckham's jeans, that's hilarious, lol.Baller Bingo! That's great! I fell over laughing at that one.The shirt swap needs to be Premier League. And I want a full-screen one of Michael Ballack.
My brazilian name:
with my real name it’s Verildo LOL, that sounds a bit wrong to me.
With my kickette name it’s Ito, I wanted it to be Lolado sooooo badly.
MXA you’re famous!!!!!!!!
Honestly,how did Frank ended up having babies with Elen?!She’s gross!:P
YUCK AT ELENS SHOESS !! they make me want to hurl !!
SHE IS A DISASTER! THAT’S ALL!
Elen looks like she’s gone downhill since the break-up. Didn’t know that was even possible.
LOL @ Candide, shoes from Lesbians-R-Us! I couldn’t have put it better myself. Anyway, that doorman is hot.
Also, Boston Red, wanna share Jimmy? Jimmy, wanna play?
*speeds in and does virtual bicycleta* Lamiano. That’s me! And Gee MXA, you’re famous!
I love Elen
Ugh. Just when we thought Elen was gone for good…
Hope her appearance doesn’t ruin LoveLamps long weekend.
Mrs. Xabi — well done with the baller bingo! I think you should take your invention on the road and meet with ballers around the EPL and elsewhere so they too can be in on the game. I think you’d be a great ambassador!
lose that girl blog
Also, Boston Red, wanna share Jimmy? Jimmy, wanna play?
Fame at last!! Thanks Kickette : ) I’m gonna be doing another for Baller Bingo for Tuesdays game.
The shirt swapping thing is AMAZING!! I’ve just gone through every combination there was. Yum, yum YUM!
My Brazilian name is Bootezo – I quite like it.
Oh, and that shirt swapping thing is BRILLIANT! We *need* to have that for all the leagues!
Elen never disappoints on the grotesque front. Every single item she is wearing is absolutely vile. So of course she must put them all together.
Kudos to MXA for creating a famous new game! ; )