May 17th, 2010
Welcome To The Guest List: Sara Pastasauce and Christine Bleakley
Images via Hola! magazine, Getty Images Europe, GQ Sport magazine
Some sloppy WAGabee soiled our red velvet ropes over the weekend, allowing two ladies we’re not-so-thrilled about to bypass the “WAG Club” bouncers.
First, Iker Casillas and Sara “Pastasauce™” Carbonero played tonsil hockey in plain sight of the public, much to the disdain of our telly screens. Then, they were spotted hand.in.hand at the Alejandro Sanz concert.
While carbs are banned in our South Beach Diet-loving flats, and even though we formerly refused to accept her as one of our own, Pastasauce’s ability to withstand Iker’s dating ADD enabled her to swindle our clipboard gal into WAG Club main bar entrance.
Don’t worry, we’ve fired our internal failure. In the meantime, this no cover charge/no queues access bears no resemblance to an unrestricted Kickette WAG Club membership. Rather, Sara is on a probationary, VIP-exclusions basis, of course.
Of all the world’s injustices, knowing that Christine Bleakley gets to ring this GQ mofo up each evening before she hits the hay really gives us the stampies.
Following Chelsea’s FA Cup victory, Christine hung back in the team’s second bus during the club’s official victory parade. If you don’t agree that this inclusive gesture has cemented Bleakley’s WAG spot, then try to recall the amount of times Elen Rivas rode the Chelsea FC friends & family bus?
Our guest list is slightly more accommodating for a woman of Bleakley’s pay packet; therefore, she may only enter the club on weekdays and must be accompanied by Frank at all times. Also, Frank must always lie on our members-only lounge sofas as such.
Like it or not, their time has come, Kickettes. Don’t blame us – blame the men they’re dating.