January 15th, 2007
welcome to the club: Gemma Atkinson
Oh we give up.
When we first heard rumours that Cristiano Ronaldo was dating Hollyoaks actress Gemma Atkinson we tittered cynically into our daiquiris and rolled our eyes. As if.
We haven’t watched Hollyoaks since, well, never. And she’s cute, but… not that cute, right? This is the C-dog we’re talking about.
But yet, once again, we’ve been shown that we don’t know squat about anything. We think we do, but we do not.
Cristiano and Gemma have been dating after they met at a party in Manchester. She’s “very happy” with how things have been going. “I don’t have a thing for footballers,“ she’s insisted. Hmmm. Didn’t she used to go out with Marcus Bent a la Charlton?
Sony BMG has just offered her a record contract. She’s had a well-publicised boob job. She does boxing training.
Gah.
To finish, after she said that she understood why other women might be jealous of her relationship with Cristiano, Gemma added, “They do have great bodies though!“
Honey, you’re preaching to the choir in the church that we built.
Link: Gemma Atkinson Official Site
Link: Hollyoaks Babe – Ron’s My Gem
carly - i nearly unleashed the biggest rant of my life after that first comment lol…she is beneath him.
has ronaldo confirmed this or is this just gossip?
Over here in Portugal everyone talks about it like it’s true, but I don’t know of any confirmations…——-
I obviously meant “beneath him” and not beyond…lol sorry about that!
Cristiano Ronaldo dating an english-speaking girl is the most unlikely thing ever. He can barely string together: “We train. Win. It’s Good.“
Unless there’s zero communication going on and just… other things…
ronaldo is soooo fit i cant believe hes going out with that ugly slut Gemma
Yuck…it’s not like he’s that great but she is well beyond him!
LOL!