January 15th, 2007
welcome to the club: Gemma Atkinson
Oh we give up.
When we first heard rumours that Cristiano Ronaldo was dating Hollyoaks actress Gemma Atkinson we tittered cynically into our daiquiris and rolled our eyes. As if.
We haven’t watched Hollyoaks since, well, never. And she’s cute, but… not that cute, right? This is the C-dog we’re talking about.
But yet, once again, we’ve been shown that we don’t know squat about anything. We think we do, but we do not.
Cristiano and Gemma have been dating after they met at a party in Manchester. She’s “very happy” with how things have been going. “I don’t have a thing for footballers,“ she’s insisted. Hmmm. Didn’t she used to go out with Marcus Bent a la Charlton?
Sony BMG has just offered her a record contract. She’s had a well-publicised boob job. She does boxing training.
To finish, after she said that she understood why other women might be jealous of her relationship with Cristiano, Gemma added, “They do have great bodies though!“
Honey, you’re preaching to the choir in the church that we built.