September 24th, 2007

Welcome to the Club: Luciana Abreu

How the course of love doth runneth so quickly.  It seems like it was just a few short weeks ago that Cristiano Ronaldo was pool-hopping with prostitutes, and now he’s in a serious relationship with Luciana Abreu, a Portuguese pop singer.  Wait – it was just a few short weeks ago.

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The tabloids are reporting that Luciana and Cristiano have been dating for months.  Perhaps they don’t recall the Gemma Atkinson stories being told faster than you could say “opportunist” and “lucky cow” over the last six months.

In any case, the time has come to welcome a new WAG to the club. 

What’s the skinny on Ms. Abreu?  She’s a former Portugal Pop Idol contestant and soap/tv star, she’s twenty-two, her favourite book is the bible, she has about 80 million fan club sites set up on the net, none of which are in English, and apparently, C-Ron’s mom approves of it all.

She confessed: “She’s a lovely person – a real sweetie. I talk to her all the time and we’re often together. She’s so beautiful. I’d love to have her as my daughter-in-law.“
Dolores told a Portuguese magazine: “I’m hoping she’s not the one that gets away but you can’t tell what will happen with things of the heart.“

This is true, you never can tell what will happen with things of the heart.  Or, with things like your supposed man paying for booty.  That can always trip up the whole madly in love ‘til death do us part thing, no?

You can see Luciana in full poptastic gyrating action on the Eurovision 2006 stage here.

Oh, and if anyone can speak/read Portuguese and can give us the inside from that angle, feel free to contact our uni-lingual selves asap. For example, was this photo taken in the 1970s, during a particularly happy acid trip?

Link: Ronaldo Girl Gets Ma’s OK

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26 Responses to “Welcome to the Club: Luciana Abreu”

  1. chrystiee says:

    Rather Nereida than Luciana.

    Seriously.

    Luciana got all “OMG-I’m-so-famous-let’s-increase-my-boobs-and-dye-my-hair-because-such-as-i’m-a-“superstar”-i’ll-be-able-to-pose-for-FHM-magazine-and-show-off-all-my-dirty-fake-“material”-no-matter-what-kind-of-public-my-fans-are” type of girl.

    Her fans are 5 year old kids.
    Gawsh, I definitelly hate her angry

  2. c9 says:

    LOL how true is this? There’s rumors about a new brazilian model he’s dating as well. Even though his mother has confirmed this through a portuguese newspaper, she also said things about Gemma too. We’ll see how long any of these rumors last!

  3. aja says:

    thanks brandy – and the poor girl definitely cannot dance!

  4. Gina says:

    This ongoing stuff about C-Ron linked with various ladies and professionals in the tabs smells strongly of a “no he’s not gay” publicist’s campaign. And please no Gina-bashing, since I think he’s about the hottest thang on two legs. Maybe I’m overly just cynical from all our Z-list celebrities out here in L.A??

  5. brandy says:

    Aja – you get 100% on that comment. Spot on I say.

    I did see a performance of hers on YouTube. Girlfriend CAN’T dance. It was TRAGIC. And there was definitely something in the way she didn’t get the sexy moves that just screamed “VIRGIN!“ out at me….

    Maybe they really are dating seriously, hence the prostitutes!

  6. freddiegirl says:

    I think my username should tell you how jealous I am.  NOT.  Now if this gal were dating Freddie, yeah, I would totally admit to jealousy. 

    I am not a fan of C. Ronaldo so it doesn’t make much difference to me but that dress really does look a bad Valentine’s Day card!  It hurts my rods and cones. 

    BTW…I’m from Los Angeles and I admit to being blonde and using a tanning bed albiet in small doses.  Just because a girl chooses to use one or decide to be blonde doesn’t make them all ‘not real’.  I assure you I’m very real…and I’m on here!

  7. aja says:

    i’m not disappointed for him, i’m disappointed for her. for several reasons, one being that her man likes prostitutes. hello, bringing home infections.  the others being the skirt, bean bag, and heart pillow in that picture.

  8. Michaela says:

    Am I the only one that likes her?

    I mean, yeah, Cristiano & I would definitely be better for one another and I’m a bit of a devil whereas she’s a “saint” but I can’t say the girl isn’t cute.

    And I highly doubt Cris isn’t getting any…I’m sure she’s a little freak!

    Dolores would love me too.  I just have to meet her first…

    x
    Michaela

  9. carly says:

    She is idolized by children in Portugal, so it’s only natural that C-Ron likes her <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  10. LoveLamps says:

    No jealously here, just seriously disappointed that CRon could end up with a bible-thumping goodie two-shoes.

  11. S A R A H ;; says:

    Leave It A Couple Of Weeks And She’ll Be Gone grin

  12. Johnna says:

    Good lord. Looks like we hit the gold mine with the bunch of jealous girls on this post.

    Good on him. I think he’s wanted to settle down with a Portuguese girl, and why not this girl who’s naturally beautiful, talented, and already close with his family. He’s not always had the most “classically beautiful” girls as many of you think he should have.. and really what’s with the wishing he should date a plastic, fake girl? Shouldn’t the fact that he dates real women (LOL Gemma aside, I’m still not sure about that whole thing) maybe let you all think you might have a chance?

  13. Charlotte And Rebecc says:

    Shes Soo Pretty :o But The Bible Things A Bit Over The Top
    Ronaldos Mum Saying She Would Be A Good Daughter In Law Is Going A Bit Fast Aint It!
    Ella ;; Shes 22 Not 17 :S
    Lets See How Long This One Will Last..
    Love
    Bec And Char
    xx

  14. AnnaD says:

    if she lives in Portugal and he lives in England, how do they ‘date’, exactly? 

    and The Bible?  *gags*  not going to make for erotic pillow-talk, is it??

  15. Nicole says:

    If you’re googling for her sites, there’s a link under each entry that says “translate this page” – no portuguese knowledge needed.

  16. RedGirl says:

    Meu Deus!!!!

    She seems to be a really nice girl, but I don’t see her as the type of girl that C Ron would date…

  17. ivanka says:

    oh i just read this girl too recently got her boobs done.now i believe cr is dating her.for sure.

  18. ivnaka says:

    this HAS to be an attempt to clear his manwhore image.u hab to be a skank with fake enormous tits to be his type.

  19. Anja says:

    Nope… I’m his type of girl raspberry Only he doesn’t know me… yet raspberry
    Or maybe she just acts so innocent?

  20. freddiegirl says:

    She might be cute but I can’t really tell in this picture.  That outfit is horrible though; it looks a St. Valentine’s Day massacre.  Yuk.

    At the risk of getting totally lombasted I like Gemma better….

  21. Ella says:

    Wow.. Cristiano decided to fix his reputation by dating a 17 year old child actress in love with jesus?

    Is this really his type of girl?

  22. Ella says:

    Charlotte and Rebecca:

    I know, she just looks 17 :p

  23. coco-bell7 says:

    Apparently she said they are not dating and he's not her type…Why would he be

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