September 24th, 2007
Welcome to the Club: Luciana Abreu
How the course of love doth runneth so quickly. It seems like it was just a few short weeks ago that Cristiano Ronaldo was pool-hopping with prostitutes, and now he’s in a serious relationship with Luciana Abreu, a Portuguese pop singer. Wait – it was just a few short weeks ago.
The tabloids are reporting that Luciana and Cristiano have been dating for months. Perhaps they don’t recall the Gemma Atkinson stories being told faster than you could say “opportunist” and “lucky cow” over the last six months.
In any case, the time has come to welcome a new WAG to the club.
What’s the skinny on Ms. Abreu? She’s a former Portugal Pop Idol contestant and soap/tv star, she’s twenty-two, her favourite book is the bible, she has about 80 million fan club sites set up on the net, none of which are in English, and apparently, C-Ron’s mom approves of it all.
She confessed: “She’s a lovely person – a real sweetie. I talk to her all the time and we’re often together. She’s so beautiful. I’d love to have her as my daughter-in-law.“
Dolores told a Portuguese magazine: “I’m hoping she’s not the one that gets away but you can’t tell what will happen with things of the heart.“
This is true, you never can tell what will happen with things of the heart. Or, with things like your supposed man paying for booty. That can always trip up the whole madly in love ‘til death do us part thing, no?
You can see Luciana in full poptastic gyrating action on the Eurovision 2006 stage here.
Oh, and if anyone can speak/read Portuguese and can give us the inside from that angle, feel free to contact our uni-lingual selves asap. For example, was this photo taken in the 1970s, during a particularly happy acid trip?