August 6th, 2009
Welcome to the Club: Yolanthe Cabau Van Kasbergen
Wesley and Yolanthe sitting in a tree…er…car park. K-I-S-S-I-N-….
That rhythm clearly doesn’t work when you’re caught swapping spit by CCTV in a car park. Not to worry.
Yesterday Wesley (finally) publicly professed his feelings for his new lady.
Thus, we are ready to more formally acknowledge and accept this new, fully-fledged WAG into the club. See if you can remember her name: Yolanthe Cabau Van Kasbergen.
Now look away and repeat. Might take some practice.
To recap: Sneijder and his wifey Ramona married in 05; birthed an adorable son Jessey in ’06 and promptly divorced in ’09. Pics of the non-discreet Wesley and Yolanthe were treated like an all-you-can-eat buffet by the Dutch press, forcing the still-attached “other woman” and her main man Jan to issue a joint press release announcing their split. Most recently Wes and Yolanthe were spotted vacationing in Spain, and so forth.
We’re truly astonished at the lack of time it takes to develop a girl crush. In fact, we blame her hair. It looks ready to throw down and challenge Leo Messi’s gal for the most lust-worthy locks title. We’re waiting in the wings if they need judges. Or conditioner-applier assistants.
To cope with her parents’ ineptitude at baby-naming we’re opting for a swift upgrade to supercouple status a la Brangelina. Help, us out here, Kickettes. Wesanthe? Sneijdabau? That’s catchy. Share your faves below.
Is anyone else creeped out by the bald guy putting bronzer on her thigh? Back off!! Was she in Bruno!??!
She's pretty.
taking a tip from Lolinha's suggestion: Wolanthe Snabou?
My suggestion: Wolanthe (volante: spanish/portuguese for defensive midfielder), plus it only has the W from Wesley, which in my opinion is all the cheating Sneijder deserves. I love her. Her hair's made me refrain from straightening my own.
Shit…. Anyone else wish they were Wesley Sneijder all of a sudden??? Should call her Sneijdenboobies
she's pretty. <img src="http://static0.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/ok.gif" alt="ok" title="ok" width="24" height="16"><span class="wbr"></span> but<span class="wbr"></span> in<span class="wbr"></span> that<span class="wbr"></span> shot<span class="wbr"></span> she<span class="wbr"></span> looks<span class="wbr"></span> like<span class="wbr"></span> she<span class="wbr"></span> might<span class="wbr"></span> be<span class="wbr"></span> a<span class="wbr"></span> little<span class="wbr"></span> taller<span class="wbr"></span> than<span class="wbr"></span> Wesley,<span class="wbr"></span> hehe.<span class="wbr"></span> poor<span class="wbr"></span> little<span class="wbr"></span> munchkin,<span class="wbr"></span> he's<span class="wbr"></span> so<span class="wbr"></span> cute.
Good job both to Yolanthe and Wesley.
Yo's ex Jan is the biggest wanker and mamma's boy in the world anyway. It's good he's out of her life. No one deserves to be cheated on by her bf. (With different women)
new nickname: Yesley.
good job wesley, if only you can keep it right this time around.
yes. im wondering what he took at college to end up in that position at this stage of his career
I thought Wesley Snjeijder was married with a son? Whoa I'm well out of date! Love him to bits though..So hot..So talented…Even if he is tiny…She is pretty I agree!
Wow she is stunning… nice one Wesley!
Totally won't remember her name, though it is fun to say. Welcome to the WAG World!
Nickname; YCVK? Maby not…..*pondering*
Somehow Sneijbergen doesn’t roll off the tongue the same way Brangelina does. Cabesley? Yolley?
Her name is hard to pronounce but, Welcome to the WAG world!
Welcome to the WAG world but i will have forgotten her name by tomorrow so a nickname is in order