September 29th, 2008
Whatsherface Opens the C-Ron Vault
Normally we wouldn’t support such a shameless courting of the media, but the re-emergence of Nereida Gallardo and her decision to speak out about her relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo is too good not to share. Take it away, whatsherface!
On skankdom: “He is very good in bed. That’s why I was with him. We had sex the first night we met.“
On the rewards: Apparently, Cristiano “lavished” her with expensive gifts including a designer handbag and an Armani belt. Er? Are those even worthy of mention?
On Manchester: “The city is a little bit sad and the nightclubs close early. Life was only PlayStation, movies on TV and sex. But his house is impressive, with three floors.“
On getting dumped: She was sent a text message. “I was upset by the way he finished the relationship, which to me seems 100 per cent cowardly. He is very immature.“