September 29th, 2008

Whatsherface Opens the C-Ron Vault


Normally we wouldn’t support such a shameless courting of the media, but the re-emergence of Nereida Gallardo and her decision to speak out about her relationship with Cristiano Ronaldo is too good not to share.  Take it away, whatsherface!

On skankdom: “He is very good in bed. That’s why I was with him. We had sex the first night we met.“

On the rewards: Apparently, Cristiano “lavished” her with expensive gifts including a designer handbag and an Armani belt.  Er?  Are those even worthy of mention?

On Manchester: “The city is a little bit sad and the nightclubs close early. Life was only PlayStation, movies on TV and sex. But his house is impressive, with three floors.“

On getting dumped: She was sent a text message.  “I was upset by the way he finished the relationship, which to me seems 100 per cent cowardly. He is very immature.“

Link: Cristiano Ronaldo Dumped Me By Text Message

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33 Responses to “Whatsherface Opens the C-Ron Vault”

  1. mistresschristina says:

    The best part about this is that I think she did this to drub up a bit of sympathy and it was an EPIC FAILURE. I haven’t read any comment anywhere that shows even an ounce of that. She’s a tramp who dated a man for 7 fricking months for sex and money (helloooo hooker) and she is shocked by a text break up? I kind of like him better for this. At least he took the relationship as seriously as we thought he did, which is to say, not at all!

  2. Nelly says:

    I don't know ladies, I kinda feel bad for the poor girl. She was obviously used. I know I would not want that to happen to me, but then again, I'm not a whore like her, so…on second thought…I don't feel bad for her. She got what she deserved. What did she think, that Cristiano was actually serious about her and would marry her? Well, keep dreaming honey cuz the clock struck midnight a long time ago. On another note, no suprise that Cristiano is good in bed. I figured he was. Let's see whose up next. I don't know about u girls, but I hope that Cristiano stays single for a while, or at least get with a decent girl. NO MORE WHORES CRISTIANO!

  3. Pau de Silva (aka Sambu) says:

    Oh my Iker… she is hilarius!! jajajajajajajajaja An “Armani Belt” jajajajajajaja Oh my.. that was sirious! jajajaja she is so pathetic….

  4. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    Go Dolores!

  5. aristeia says:

    Okay, so I'm not a C-Ron fan, but damn she icks me out.

  6. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    HILARIOUS!!!!!! Clearly she’s not as good in bed as he supposedly is if all she got in return was a bag and a belt. As for being dumped by text message, it’s nothing more than she deserves… go Cris’ mum!

  7. Brandy says:

    Well at least she was dating him for sex and not for the money like we all accused her of lol!

  8. rania says:

    Surprised at those defending C-Ron and his 'integrity' – he's the one who chose her in the first place, he deserves anything that comes his way. She's just a dumped woman trying to save face (not doing a great job) by trying to seem like she's shrugging it off. She says she was with him for the sex cause honestly, that's all he was with her for and she knew it after getting dumped BY TEXT. She's a skank because of that, yet men get away with it all the time? I don't think she's of high calibre, but bashing her is a bit rich considering many of us would be proud of Armani accessories as well! Everything she said women do all the time (having sex on the first date) or would be hurt by in the same way (getting dumped by text). please. The 'holier than thou' routine isn't appropriate here.

  9. Dreamgirl says:

    I can't believe we are still talking about this woman. It would not surprise me if she showed up on some reality show next. And Cris' poor mum must work full time keeping him out of the clutches of all those flousies he finds for himself. Hope she keeps up the good job.

  10. Pau de Silva (aka Sa says:

    Oh my Iker… she is hilarius!! jajajajajajajajaja An "Armani Belt" jajajajajajaja Oh my.. that was sirious! jajajaja she is so pathetic….

  11. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    Go Dolores!

  12. lose that girl says:

    I just read the link to the article and I knew it! Cris’ mum helped push the break up along. I knew we could count on her!

  13. lose that girl says:

    Well, I guess she won’t be welcome back in Manchester any time soon! What an idiot. She was only with him because of the hot sex? Yeah, right…I bet those diamond c7 earrings had something to do with it. I’m surprised that her little expose wasn’t accompanied by some new topless shots. This girl is low rent, all the way.

    lose that girl blog

  14. FootballerChick43 - says:

    On C-Ron, I deffo pity him here. No one deserves crap like that said about them. On her, I'm not sure whether to pity her, smack her, or laugh at her so I think I'll go with a bit of all three.

  15. Mrs C Ronaldo says:

    That skank never desrved him….she’s a good 4 nothing hoe bag hu ronaldo was d8ng 4 a laugh….she should go back to her nail school in mantino n get on with her skanky pathetic life!

  16. Susie says:

    To be fair, I think Cristiano may have genuinely liked her till stories about her and other guys started to surface in the media and thats a big no-no in Southern Europe. Its a double standard I know, but its easier to digest a guy that screws around than a girl with the same kind of reputation. I think thats why she got the text break up. Its not like chica was forthcoming with the Sergio Ramos story so i dont think Cristiano owed her anything. (Im sure he was well embarassed when that came out in the press.) And I love Dolores, his mum. I think her running commentary on his girlfriends should be a regular feature on Kickette. She is funny, bruuuutal and doesnt care. Typical Portuguese mom <img src="; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  17. Kia says:

    “We had sex the first night we met.”

    And she thought she had a shot at being his wife.

  18. Julie says:

    Quite frankly, i’m surprised this “relationship” lasted 7 whole months!!
    She’s the skankiest ho he’s ever been with.

  19. lee says:

    She earned 70,000euros for the interview on Spanish TV to kill Ronaldo and his family.
    Just gold digger!!!

  20. Jo says:

    So predictable.

  21. Ex-Mrs Keane, now Mr says:

    Darling, you better go home, your 15 minutes of fame are already over. Get over it and get a job!

  22. Blondie says:

    Hes a slimy git anyway

  23. Partridge says:

    wow…the sad thing is, that I never expected anything less than her assessment of him. on the first night? nice & classy!

  24. FirstTeamCoach says:

    HAHAHAHAHA She disapoints me (again) I thought she would spill much more than that. Manchester is not Ibiza, of course the clubs are not open until lunchtime lol. I thought she was dumped by the media, maybe he confirmed it eventually by text LMAO silly desperate girl.

  25. Becca says:

    Erin i completely agree!! A belt and a bag? i would want more then that!! haha .. And he dumped her by text? .. i woulndt be happy witht that either lol

  26. LynxKitten says:

    Why do people keep saying CRon's a commitment-minded guy who wants a decent girl to settle down with? I think he's as skanky as the ladies he f**ks around. Still hating him as much as ever.

  27. Nelly says:

    QUESTION: Why do the papers insist on referring to Whatsherface as "the Spainsh beauty?" She's no beauty–she a beast!

  28. jax says:

    Not a fan of the Greasy One, as we know, but in his defence I have to say at least he's up front about what he wants – a rollicking good time, the skankier the better! If Nereida didn't see that, then her brain must be even smaller than her self-respect. Byeeee Chica, it was fun while it lasted…..

  29. AJ says:

    Too funny. Slept with him on the first date, (not very clever), then brags about a bag and belt? He's a bleedin' millionaire, you daft cow. Air fare costs nothing to him, neither do accessories. ;)

  30. c9 says:

    ROFLMAO!!!!! You gor mum!! *kisses* Ah the sweet smell of revenge, yes it is glorious isn't it?!!! :D

  31. Erin says:

    Ew. Both of them. They deserve each other.

  32. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbeloa) says:

    SKANK! I don’t even care about her but the afct that she thinks Manchester is sad! Go home you tart! How dare you insult my city! Grrrrrrrrrrrr! *Adds Whoreida to hitlist*

  33. Erin says:

    I do agree, rania. If sex on the first date equals skank, then I raise my hand as a proud member of skankdom! But she is trashy. And he is trashy, in equal measure.